Frodo Got Run Over By A Nazgul

By Wolfram and Hart Sauron

Frodo Got Run Over By A Nazgul

Coming home from Gondor, Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Sauron

But as for me and Gandalf, we believe

He'd been given Sauron's One Ring

And he had his friends a wizard and elf

He had led them into danger

So he went on to Mordor by himself

When we found him Christmas morning

At the scene of the attack

We found the Ruling Ring was missing

And Morgul blade stab wounds on his back

Frodo got run over by a Nazgul

Coming home from Gondor, Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Sauron

But as for me and Gandalf, we believe

Now we're all so proud of Gandalf

He's been fighting the good fight

Killing Orcs and Trolls and Balrogs

But he's smoking too much pipe weed late at night

The days are getting darker

Sauron's troops are coming strong

We're all trying to overcome them

But we know that we can't keep fighting for long

Frodo got run over by a Nazgul

Coming home from Gondor, Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Sauron

But as for me and Gandalf, we believe

Now the Dark Lord's power's growing

And we see the darkness rise

We're gonna miss seeing the blue sky

Cause it reminds us all of Frodo's eyes

All Middle Earth is running

Gandalf shouted "Save yourselves!

"We can escape Sauron's power

"If we sail to Valinor with all the Elves!"

Frodo got run over by a Nazgul

Coming home from Gondor, Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Sauron

But as for me and Gandalf, we believe

Merry Christmas!