Hehe! Not a drabble, a one-shot. Everybody's like, "Lucy's a lightweight!' what if she's not? Review please.
Lightweight
by Halo
Fairy tail was being boring.
Seriously! Nobody was doing anything interesting, and it was making Cana's beer taste bad. There was nothing to party over, and there was no life-threatening situation, but a non-partying Fairy Tail was not Cana's Fairy Tail.
Cana had a plan.
Cana had never seen Lucy drink before- nor had she ever seen Lucy get drunk. Cana needed to change that.
"Lucy!" Cana yelled over to the busty blonde at the counter, who was chatting with Mira. Lucy's large brown orbs settled on Cana.
"Lucy, lets have a drinking contest." Lucy's eyes widened. The guild was silent. "I'm really not sure-" "I triple dog dare you." A few 'ooooohs' arose from the guild. "Cana, i'm not really sure about this-" "You can't back down from a triple dog dare, Lucy."
Lucy frowned. "It's true Lu-chan. You can't back down from a triple dog dare."
Lucy scowled and crossed her arms as chanting rose from her guildmates. "Take the dare! Take the dare!"
"It'll just get louder until you take the dare, Lucy. You have to take the dare!" "Take the dare! Take the dare! TAKE THE DARE! TAKE THE DARE!"
"FINE!" yelled Lucy over the crowd. It immediately quieted down. "Taking the dare is MAN!" yelled Elfman.
Cana stared into Lucy's eyes and slid over a beer. "You go by bottles, i'll go by barrels, to make it more fair." Lucy immediately slid it back. "No. We're both doing barrels." a collective gasp rose from Fairy Tail. Nobody (Except Bacchus) had ever done that before.
"Lucy, are you sure about this?" Mira whispered.
Without making eye contact with Cana, Lucy whispered back, "Damn sure."
Barrel one
"I'm not responsible fore any damages." Cana said, holding the barrel. Lucy frowned.
"Three… Two… One… MAN!" Yelled Elfman.
Barrel three
Cana was feeling a slight buzz, but she pushed it to the back of the mind. The blonde was still going strong.
Barrel twelve
It was obvious Lucy was feeling a bit off. Her head was a bit wobbly. Or maybe that was Cana's head? Cana wasn't sure.
Barrel twenty-four
Cana was totally out of it now. But she kept drinking while the guild watched she and Lucy chug her beer. Lucy looked dizzy, and her eyes were starting to wander.
Barrel thirty-nine
"Heyy Erzaaaaaa" Lucy yelled over to the redhead. Erza looked over at her. "Ya, yah know, your preeeeetty, ya know that?" Lucy slurred. Erza sighed. Lucy and Cana then proceeded to yell insults at their guildmates, calling Gray a 'flippin stripper' and Natsu a 'f***** dense pinky'.
Barrel fourty-six
"Heeeeey Lussssshyyy" Cana slurred to the blonde. The entire guild was partying around them. Most of them were incredibly surprised that Lucy could hold up this much. Many had thought that she was a lightweight.
Cana put her arm around the blonde. "Ya know, ya know, i love ya. I love ya." And then she promptly passed out.
"YES! I WON!" yelled Lucy, jumping and and putting her arms in the air. It was obvious she was not drunk in the slightest.
"Lucy, how come you're not drunk?" yelled Mira.
"Does this mean all of the insults that you were yelling at us were true?" shouted one of her guildmates.
Lucy started to sweat. Running towards the request board, she yelled "Yeahineedtogoonthisquestseeyoulaterguysbye" and ran out of the guild doors.
Gray stared at the barrels littered around him. "Who the hell is going to pay for the beer?"
You know, maybe Lucy isn't such a lightweight after all.
