Ex-Girlfriend.
By Maesiemae Disclamer: Harry Potter and all related characters belong to J.K. Rowling

I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend

Hermione Granger was on holiday with Victor Krum in Bulgaria. They were
having dinner at a small café the day before Hermione would have to go
home.
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend

"Herm-o-ninny, do you ever feel that dis long distance relationship is
straining?"
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them

Hermione replied with a puzzled look on her face, "No, why???"
And you know it makes me sick to be on that list
But I should have thought of that before we kissed "Vell I am finding it rather difficult. For all I know you could have a
boyfriend back in England."
You say you're gonna burn before you mellow
I will be the one to burn you "Victor, I would never be anything less then completely faithful," Hermione
said, shocked at the question.
Why'd you have to go and pick me?
When you that we were different, completely "I have something to tell you. I think we should just be friends." Victor
mumbled while looking at the floor.
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
"But WHY?" Hermione was now bewildered at what she was being told.
I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend "I have met someone else. Her name is Gloria Panache. She is my new PA.
Victor was blushing madly.
I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
But I should have thought of that before we kissed "Gloria, that slut?" Hermione was outraged that a tart was chosen over her.
Your wildness scares me
So does your freedom
"Herm-o-ninny, we can still be friends. We can write to each other."
You say you can't stand the restrictions
I find myself trying to change you
If you were meant to be my lover I wouldn't have to "You really think I ever want to see you again, let alone WRITE to you!"
And I feel so mean, I feel in between
'Cause I'm about to give you away
"Herm-o-ninny, please calm down".
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend (for someone else to
take) I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend (am I making a mistake?) "Why should I calm down? I am being dumped by boyfriend for a tacky little
slut. I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them (all the time that we
spent)
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girl, friend
"To think I've had fights with my best friends over YOU!!!"
I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
But I should have thought of that before we kissed
"I've been portrayed as a scarlet woman in national papers because of
YOU!!!"
I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
But I should have thought of that before we kissed "Herm-o-ninny, PLEASE BE QUIET!, I'm not just dumping you for Gloria, We
were never right for each other."
I'm about to give you away for someone else to take
I'm about to give you away for someone else to take "You tried to change me so I could be your prize trophy, and take me away
from my best
friends just because they're boys!".
We keep repeating mistakes for souvenirs
And we've been in between the days for years
Victor replied angrily "That red head boy has always liked you!"
And I know that when I see you I'm going to die
I know I'm going to want you and you know why To that Hermione said "you just can't handle a little competion, can you?"
It's going to kill me to see you with the next girl
'Cause I'm the most gorgeously jealous kind of ex-girl
"Herm-o-ninny, you are just a pathetic little girl with no life of your
own".
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
"How dare you."
I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them
I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girl friend "I bet the only reason you hang around with that Potter boy is because you
need someone famous to leech onto."
I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
But I should have thought of that before we kissed Hermione advanced towards Victor a look of hatred on her face. She slapped
him with a shout of "You BASTARD", and stormed out of the café.
I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
But I should have thought of that before we kissed