Mario Party Cruise… OF DOOM!
Day 1
It was an ordinary day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Luigi had just finished having an excellent breakfast of mushroom pancakes with Mario, and he strolled out to get the mail. He walked back to the house and showed Mario what he'd found in the mailbox.
Luigi: Mario, it's-a-me, Luigi!
Mario : I know that, you idiot.
Luigi: Oh, sorry, bro. But look what I found in the mail!
Mario: An invitation! Let me see!
Hey, Mario! I just wanted to invite you on a cruise! I'm inviting all the others as well. It'll be three fabulous days with me, your girlfriend, sailing the seas! An adventure filled with excitement…and romance. Hope you can make it! Oh, yeah, and Luigi can come too…I guess. Love, Peach
The Mario brothers were very excited, so they began packing up their luggage and getting ready for the trip. They arrived at the docks and saw that everyone else was already there. They all boarded and the ship began sailing away from land. Each of the guest were shown to their cabins, and it was two guests per room. Mario and Luigi had room 1, Peach and Daisy had 2, Wario and Waluigi had 3, Yoshi and Brido with 4, Toad and Todette with 5, and Bowser, who came alone, got 6 to himelf. After getting settled, they all assembled on the skydeck.
Mario: Hi guys! Peach, thanks for inviting us. It's going to be a blast.
Bowser: Well maybe it would be if you weren't here…
Toad: Hey, lay off him! It's Mario's ship we're on, you know! Have some respect!
Bowser: Mario's ship? What, no way! My invite said this was Toadette's ship!
Toadette: WHAT? This isn't my ship! And if it was, I would never have invited you. If it were up to me, I would never even talk to you! I mean, this guy kidnaps poor Peach every five seconds and we still Mario Kart with him?
Wario: Toadette's right! The invite clearly says this is Luigi's ship. Bowser, I know you're stupid, but I thought you could at least read.
Bowser: Oh snap! The gloves are coming off!
Bowser, Toadette, and Wario then began a very long fight that involved many finger snaps, 'oh no you didn't's, and cursing. Toad the natural peacekeeper of the group, pried them off each other.
Toad: Calm down, let's just try to figure this out. Mario was invited by Peach, I was invited by Mario, Bowser by Toadette, Wario by Luigi…who does this boat really belong to?
Toad's speech was followed by an awkward silence as nobdy reached forward to claim the ship. Then it dawned on them: if the boat didn't belong to any of them, why were they on it?
