A/N: Okay bithes, I own ABSOLUTELY nothing. Not Kim Possible, not the Simpsons and not even the freakin' plot.
Now that that's behind us.... let the creativenessess begin!
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One day Kim Possible was driving to school.
"Yay!" she Homered. " It's a new month and that means new advertising bill boards."
The teen heroe stopped the car to read the first one. Because the car stopped so abruptly, she caused lots of cars to crash into her and explode behind her.
"This year give her English muffins," Kim read. " I should hint to Ron about that."
She continued driving untill she came to the next bill board. This time an empty car carryer truck put on it's breaks just in time behind her, then lots of cars accidently drove onto it. There was the sound of car horns beeping and angry people complaining.
"Heh heh...suckers," said the truck driver and sped away with the cars.
Meanwhile Kim read the advert.
"Flamin' Texas Sauce," she read. "Best in the West." Then, being a smart girl, she suddenly figured out the joke. "Ha! Ha! Best in the West! That rhymes!"
However the next billboard was disappointing.
"Clown college!" Kim groaned. "You can't eat that."
She droved to school. It was cheer practice. Kim randomly set the gym on fire.
"Kim!" snapped Bonnie. "The gym's on fire!"
The great sexy Kim looked at Bonnie and imagined her as a clown, then she looked at the other cheerleaders who were screaming at the fire. She imagined them as dancing clowns. "Heh heh..." she homered. "Clowns are funny..."
After school Kim went round Rooooooon's house, uninvited. She helped herself to dinner, but Roooooon's parents had great respect/fear for the teen "hero" so they didn't say anything. As Kim played with her food, Ron couldn't take his eyes off her stunning beauty.
"Wow," he said, ignoring his parents conversation about cheese. "She's so beautiful..."
He looked at her food and realised that she had carved her mashed potatoes into what looked like a circuis tent.
"That's it!" Kim suddenly stood up, determination clear in her voice. "You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
Du du du du du du du
Squaking, the sexy girl hopped out the room. Mr and Mrs Stoppable looked at the sexy Roooooon and he shrugged.
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A/N: WOW WOT A CLIFFHANGA, YE? *shakes fist* Isn't it? *farts* I'm awesome.
