Demigods and Wizards at Facebook? Safe yourself!

Before you read the story please read this note. This takes place in my AU. I haven't written the story for it yet. But you'll need to know some things about this AU (no this is not a spoiler, this are just a few necessary hints and my story will be a prequel to this Facebook fanfic) :

the Wizards and Demigods met each other after the Half-Blood Prince and the Son of Neptune, because of an allegiance between Gaia and Voldemort

this after the war, so everyone is friends with everyone (yes everyone, even if I had read some stories where Ron was written like a brainless idiot and treated Nico and the others like dirt, so no Ron is cool with the demigods, I seriously don't understand the hate on Ron) (expect Octavian, nobody likes him, but hey he is dead anyway (or is he? *mysterious sound*))

the characters could be OOC, but hey this is a Facebook story

the main ships are maintained

between Camp Half-Blood, Camp Jupiter and Hogwarts are a magical portals, so people can travel between these three destinations.

Ron has a secret twin sister named Rebecca, who he found out about in the prequels to this Facebook fanfic, and she is lesbian by the way.

Naruto characters will also make a small appearance (some of the Harry Potter and Percy Jackson character were send into the Naruto dimension for a short time, so they know each other and they helped each other in their wars)

Yeah, that was it pretty much it. Hope you like it. Sorry if there are any grammatical mistakes. Hope you enjoy it. Please review it.

UPDATE! IMPORTANT! Because someone reminded me friendly that a chat format was forbidden, I changed my style of the story a little bit. Nothing bad, just take it as a bonus addition. The second chapter will be updated soon, then the third chapter will follow. Till then have a great day guys.

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Ron's POV

Ron was laying in his bed with his new Laptop which he got from the school. The teachers decided that it would be a great idea to use muggle technology technology so they would understand the muggle world. Ron at first was skeptical, but then he discovered all the things you could do with the internet. Right now he was logging in on Facebook to check out the news. What he saw shocked him. He got 73 new friend requests. He rubbed his eyes. Something was definitely off. He scrolled down the list and found out that those were all demigods who send him the friend request. He sent Leo a message, because he probably know what was going on being the head techno freak in the camp.

Hey, I just got 73 new friend requests, all from demigods. WTF? He wrote. A few seconds later a text from Leo popped up.

Check my profile, then you know what's up. And 73 new friend requests? Crazy dude πŸ˜„.

Ron immediately went on Leo's profile. Then he saw his status update:

Hey guys. I've programmed a monster-proof Internet, so everyone can use Facebook without any interruptions from any beasts. The McShizzle rocks.

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Now Ron finally realized what was going on. Demigods weren't supposed to use technical devices because they attracted monsters, but Leo fixed it. Now the demigods could use at least the Internet. Didn't knew that I knew so many demigods. Ron shrugged his shoulders. Probably he didn't knew most of the demigods there, they probably just knew his name, because he was a war hero. He looked at the comments.

Piper had written:Thanks, Leo.

Ron decided to also leave a comment, to congratulate them.

Cool, now you guys can chat with us. He wrote. Seconds later a comment from Percy popped up.

You guys have Facebook too? Ron rolled his eyes. Didn't he just sent me a friend request. Maybe he really didn't know, but knowing Percy I wouldn't be sure with that. Ron wrote back:

Yeah, we just got it last month. The teachers decided that using muggle technology would improve our knowledge and relationship to muggles.

He had just finished that sent sentence, when a few seconds later a comment of Leo showed up.

How in hell, did you learn how to use a technological device. Last time I saw you, you didn't even know how to say things like Internet.

Ron rolled his eyes. This was so typical for his friends to tease him about that. He thought for a moment then commented with a sassy comment:

Well, I'm just a natural genius. πŸ˜ƒ

He was satisfied with his answer. But only a few seconds later he saw a comment from his girlfriend.

Let's say, I wasted a lot time in this month with him.

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Ron pouted. Well she couldn't see him pouting, but it was the principle that counts.

Oh, come on babe. You know you liked those hours. He wrote back. He definitely knew that Hermione enjoyed their late-night-session with more and less learning and with a little bit pleasure, if you know what he meant.

Oh well, it was a nice time. Never saw you so encouraged before when you learned something.πŸ˜ƒ She commented back.

Ron grinned. See she agrees with me. He thought. But just as he thought he won that battle, a comment of Harry popped in.

Ah, get in a room guys!

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As if he didn't do anything different with Ginny. Ron thought. He quickly put an sad emoji in the comments: 😞. Then he shut down his computer and went to bed.

Jason's POV

Jason couldn't believe it. He just crossed the border to Camp Jupiter for a visit there and a brick hit him again! Seriously what was the problem of the brick. He immediately posted this on Facebook:

Went to Camp Jupiter yesterday. Was immediately hit with a brick again when I crossed the border.πŸ˜‘

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A few seconds later the first comment popped in. It was from Percy.

Seems like someone is attracted to Bricks. πŸ˜„

Of course Percy would use that to tease him. He wanted to write back as a comment from Leo showed up.

Brason for ever!

What? Jason wrote back. He didn't knew anything about this Brason. What was Leo planning again? A few seconds later he got his answer.

Dude, it's your new ship. You and Brick would make the pair of the century.

Jason facepalmed as he read the comment. Only Leo would write something like that.

… He commented.

I think it's a good match. Both like it to fall from the sky. πŸ˜„ Percy wrote.

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Oh no, now all of them are going to tease him. Jason knew this was going not to be good.

Guys … He wrote to warn them. He was already annoyed by this whole thing. Why did he post that comment?

And it does never complain to you, sounds like a perfect girlfriend. πŸ˜„ Harry from the wizarding world wrote. Oh great, now the wizarding community is teasing me too?

Piper, help me. He searched for his girlfriends' help, hoping she could stop this whole thing. What he read next totally disappointed him.

Sorry babe, but I find this hilarious. This is the only ship with you and another person that isn't me that I like. Piper commented.

Now my girlfriend too. Seriously?

Now his friends were on fire.

Careful with you words, Beauty Queen. Who knows, if he doesn't already have an affair with it behind your back. πŸ˜’ Leo commented and a second later a comment from Ron showed up.

You can already see his face flushing as we are talking here.

Guys … Jason tried a last time to stop them. Well he failed.

Don't worry baby bro. It's nothing to be embarrassed of. I hope you didn't already went too far with your relationship. His sister commented. He looked at the comment incredibly. His own sister just told him that he shouldn't have sex with a BRICK! Jason put his head in his hands he was so embarrassed.

THALIA! he wrote angrily back.

Can I be your best man at your wedding, Sparky? Leo commented after his outburst. That was it. That was the last straw. He had enough from all of them. Annoyed by them all, he logged off and went to bed. He didn't saw that three person after him have commented on his post.

… So anyone wanna prank Jason by putting bricks into his cabin? (Leo)

I'm in. (Percy)

Me too. I'm coming through the portal. (Ron)

Jason was fuming. How dare they put hundreds of bricks in his cabin, while he was sleeping. If he ever found who had done that, let's say they wouldn't get out of the infirmary for a few days. He immediately posted it on Facebook.

WHY IN PLUTO'S NAME THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF BRICKS IN MY ROOM!

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Brason for ever! Was the first comment from Leo. Jason looked angrily at the comment. Of course it would be Leo who done that. He was teasing him yesterday all day long, because of it.

Valdez… he wrote back angrily typing the keyboard aggressively.

You already had your first kids. I'm gonna be an uncle. πŸ˜† Leo wrote back taking it all as a huge joke. Jason was cooking inside. He had finally enough of this whole teasing. That's it.

VALDEZ, GET HERE INSTANT NOW, SO I CAN THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT! He typed that commend so strong that he almost destroyed the keyboard.

Leo immediately defended himself. Woah, dude, it wasn't me who did this.

Jason raised his eyebrows. Was he kidding him? Then, who did it?

He could already see Leo grinning at him as wrote the next comment. It was destiny, don't you see it?

Valdez… Jason was just before he exploded.

Alright, it was Grover. Leo commented. Jason rolled his eyes. Really, Leo? You think I believe that Grover did that? Grover?

Hey leave me out of this! I had nothing to do with that. Besides you, Percy and Ron are responsible for this. Grover immediately responded snitching the three of them

As Jason saw who had done this to his beautiful cabin, he was already planning a revenge. Valdez… They were so gonna to get it.

… Leo commented. Jason smirked. Oh, yes, didn't think I would find out about that, what?

This is your end. And Percy and Ron, you're the next.

Ho eeze thees Percy, you mention. I don't no thees peeeple.

Jason facepalmed at Percy's comment. Seriously Percy, seriously? Sometimes he wondered where that boy put his brain away. πŸ˜‘ Seriously Percy. Your name is on the chatboard.

I better go back to Hogwarts. Ron commented.

Oh, you're not. Nobody escapes my wrath. Yes, should you better run.

Just before he logged out of Facebook to chase those idiots, he saw three comments which showed up.

… Percy, Ron, I think we should listen to him. Leo wrote. Good so, they fear my revenge.

I don't no anee Percy. I am Aquaman. Percy commented. Jason had no words for that, and Leo too as it seems.

πŸ˜‘ (Leo)

Jason shut down his computer. He now had to deal with three idots.

Hermione's POV

I was searching on Facebook for news when I saw an interesting post from my best friend (yes, they are both best friends, not really shocking, knowing that both of them are the brains in their group) Annabeth. When I saw the post I immediately facepalmed.

Today I saw Jason chasing angrily after Leo, Ron and Percy – who was wearing a Aquaman costume – while he was hitting them with lightning. Yup, just a normal day at Camp Half-Blood.

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Hermione sometimes really couldn't believe why she dated Ron. This was another example of the idiocy of the male population. Apparently Calypso had the same thought.

Sometimes I wonder, why we even date these idiots.

Exactly my words. Hermione knew a lot, but love was a great mystery that she would never solve.

This is a question, that even I can't answer.

Hermione just wanted to log out of Facebook when she read a comment from Rebecca, Ron's twin sister.

Thats why, my friends, I am a lesbian.

Hermione shook her head in amusement. Oh Becca. She could definitely see how she was related to Ron. With that she shut down her computer and began to read a book.

Hope you liked it. And before you guys ask. I don't hate Jason. I like him as a character. I like all of the seven. I just can't hate any of them. This brason fic is just a example for a exaggeration. I will use a lot of exaggerations to make this fic funny.