Somewhere dark, deep, and unbelievably dense area in Japan
"Kabato!" The snake-pervert yelled.
"Yes, Orochimaru-sama?" His white haired assistant answered back.
"Has my package arrived yet hm?"
"Um, as a matter of fact, it has, though I'm not sure if it is what you want..." Kabato answered to his pale master slowly.
"Did I ask for you input? No so bring him to me!" Oro stated as he waved his little bitch off to go and receive his 'container' from where ever he was.
Kabato soon returned with a thick vanilla envelope labeled i'Sasuke's Package'/i. He ran up to Orochimaru and handed it to him. Oro-sama gave Kabato a puzzled expression, but soon turned his eyes to the envelope and began to open it. He pulled out a small letter that read:
Orochimaru-teme,
In your effort to retrieve Sasuke as you spawn, I have personally made sure you have failed in that. But that's not all I am writing to you about. It still concerns Sasuke, but it seems you want if you want Sasuke in such a way that only I think of you as wanting him, I can help you with that. In this envelope I've enclosed little dirties of your little spawn, if you know what I mean. Do not worry or ask how I have attained these, just know that if this is what you want, respond back and I will continue to send these to you as long as you won't per sure Uchiha Sasuke ever again...
Uzumaki Naruto
The snake demon opened the rest of the envelope and about 20 pages of Sasuke porn purely feel onto Orochimaru's lap. A big perverted grin appeared on his face as a big red stain appeared on Kabato's face as he fainted with a big thump on the cold, hard floor.
Whilst looking through the big pile of Sasuke porn, Orochi-perv's snake toung was to the floor. And a drops of blood where starting to form on the floor below him. As Kabato begun to regain his senses back, an idea popped into Orochimaru's twisted head.
"Kabato-kun." Murmured Oro.
"Yes sir'?"
"Meet me in my bedroom quarters in 2 minutes. Also take off all of your clothing." He said grinning.
A now blushing Kabato could only nod, and do what his master had asked of him.
