He was just a Boy- light tap, light tap…light tap
Summary: Batman thinks his life is normal…but its gonna take a dramatic (sexy?) turn of events.
It was a peaceful dai in the city of the town where Batman lived ( I think dis is Gotham guys, but don't wanna offend any of da fans if it isn't wat you believe in). Batman loves to go on flys. He flies all around the city. On this day here, he was going on a fly…
WHEN SUDDENLY he hit a green pipe and fell to da ground, face first. "Omg, what the hell?" He thought to himself here. He knew he had two options, TRY AGAIN?...or quit, and dis bat was no quittah. So, da Batman knew he had to try again to get through da gap in the green pipe.
He started flapping with all of the might that his wings could flap. HOLY CRAP. Batman was going strong, and he had already gotten through 3 pipes when he realized that…
BATMAN WAS IN FLAPPY BIRDS. He didn't know what to think. Da batman new that this game was rilly hard, and he didn't wanna die (guys, he is a bat, so he doesn't have nine lives like an aristocat). So, while he was flying he pulled out his batcell and called up Justin Bieber, who started singing "Fall" and batman got hella pissed. But da JB just kept on singin.. "I will catch you if you fall, I will catch you if you fall…etc."
It was this moment then that the bat HIT THE PIPE and started to fall face first. He yelled to Justin "Wear da hell u at?!"
BUT! Just as da batman was about to hit the ground, left nostril first, he fell into da big strong arms of Bruno Mars. "I would catch a grenade for yuh, I'd jump in front of a train for yuh…I'd do anything for yuh." Da batman was soooooooooooooooooooooooo relieved (bc he rilly didn't wanna die at this moment here).
Bruno set down Batman, who started clicking his heels "Deres no place like cave, deres no place like cave, deres no place like cave." And he disappeared to his cave.
"Not again." Says Bruno, who is always being used. That's when Bruno got a mischievous smile, and raised both of his eyebrows at the same time…he wuz gonna be…UP TO SOMETHING.
(Authors Note: Hey guys! Keep reading and favoriting, and I'll keep righting ;) oh and I tried something new, how did you like the cliff hanger at the end? Review pls! xoxoxoxo)
