Hecks yeah, a spin off series from the original Guidelines! It's not like it took me more than a whole year or anything... Anyways! This is about Young Justice's rules for the Justice League!
Just so you don't get confused, Wally, Jason, Deadpool, and Robin are the writers of these rules.
So: Wally is bold. Jason is italics. Robin is underlined. And Deadpool is bold and italics.
Rule #1, Superjerks: No people from other dimensions.
(We don't care if you're saving the Earth. You don't allow us, we don't allow you!)
Rule #2: No drinks.
(If I can't drink beer while around the kiddies, you cannot drink while out of suits. What kind of role models are you, anyway?)
Rule #3: No using powers to erase citizens memories.
(So what if Lois Lane figured out your secret I.D, Superdolt? You were asking for it with that extremely flimsy disguise!)
Regla número four chimichanga: Your sidekicks are your responsibility. If they end up lost/kidnapped/taken by Jason, the ex-Young Justice, or myself, it is only your fault!
(... Well, it is! The voices in my head say so!)
Regla número quinta chimichanga!: You aren't allowed to arrest or track down anti-heroes or mercenaries that are not Deathstroke.
(I have a code of honor. Don't you?)
Rule #6: Do not get members of the League of Shadows pregnant.
(... You know who you are... Innocents must not get hurt because of your insolence!... I know this too well...)
(Yeah, the kid's right! It's all your fault Br- Batman! Your lucky I kind of like you, Bat! Or else I would've let Jason continue.)
Rule #7: No inter-League marriages.
(You know who I'm talking about... Green Lanterns...)
Rule #8: No striking deals with villains.
(If we can't, neither can you!)
Rule #9: You are not allowed to use Mt. Justice as your own personal locker.
(... Have you no shame? No hearts?)
(You League lot make me sick!)
Rule #10: No movie, music, or book quotes.
(It's cool from me and maybe from the Young Brats. But from you? It just sounds uncool and dated when you do it.)
Rule #11: No Vegas.
(This does not need to be explained.)
Finally! I can write more! Rule #12: Do not accept any gift from us, Ex-Young Justice.
(This really is for your own good.)
Regel nummer tretten: No messing with the time stream.
(We've screwed it up enough.)
Regel nummer fjorten chimichanga: No going rogue.
(If you were with the League when you dissed us, you'll continue with them until you've lost!)
(P.S. I can speak Danish now!)
Rule #15: No going into the future to see who takes up your mantle.
(We don't care if it was accidental. If we can't do it, neither can you!)
Rule #16: No public make out sessions.
(You are adults. Stop embarrassing us younger heroes.)
Rule #17: No social websites. Ever.
Rule #18: Do not turn new Leaguers against teenage heroes.
(This will end badly for all of you.)
Rule #19: None of you are allowed to interrogate our villains.
(Yeah! We like them insane and somewhat unhinged! Not lucid and calm!)
And Rule #20: Do not question the powers of Batman.
(This is more for the newbies that don't know what they're doing. We may not like you, but we like the world with good people inside.)
(Yeah! but seriously, Red, how dumb must you be to question Batman?)
I know it's confusing, but I'm still seeing how I can do this. Anyways, this is these whackos setting rules for the League and enforcing them. That's what the whole story will be about.
Please review and help me create an awesome list for the League too!
