Author's notes
Hi there. Just a quick little note, in this story, GT didn't happen. For the sole reason that I never saw GT. Most people say it sucked, but I wouldn't know, seeing as I never saw it. Also, just a heads up, some characters (mainly the villains) will act a bit OOC. But it's all for the sake of humor. And one more thing, there's going to be some minor language, but only from Super Boo. No other character will say so much as damn.
HFIL
Another boring day in HFIL goes by. All the 'inmates' have already given up hope of leaving. Really it wasn't as bad as everyone says. It was boring, but that's pretty much it. The villains passed there time by sparing, and playing cards.
"Got any queenth? Freiza asked in a very feminine way.
"Naw homey." Super boo replied. Frieza grabbed a card.
"(gasp) OMG! I like, got a pair! I can't believe it!" Frieza yelled excitedly while putting down two 5's.
"I can not believe how pretty I am." Cell said.
"Yo, Cell, ya got any jacks?" Super boo asked.
"Huh? Oh yeah right, here." Cell said while handing over a jack, never taking his eyes of the mirror in his hands.
"Yo, homey. It's your turn." Super boo said to Cell.
"Oh yeah right, uh do you have any sevens?" he asked Super Boo.
"Oh damn." Super Boo said as he handed over his card.
"Umm, do you have any theventh?" Frieza asked Cell.
"What?" Cell asked.
"Theven." Frieza repeated.
"I think he said seven." Super Boo said to Cell.
"Oh, yeah here." Cell said.
"(gasp) Yay I won!" Frieza yelled.
"Yo man, this place sucks!" Gangster Boo yelled while pushing the card table. It landed 2 miles away.
"Why? I'm here, shouldn't that make it good?" Cell asked.
"Naw dog, it don't." Boo said.
"I want to go back to earth! Ya'know, cause some chaos, kill a few billion people, like the old days." Boo continued.
"Then lets escape." Cell said. He stood up, and took his eyes away from the mirror for the first time Boo could remember.
"It ain't that easy." Boo said.
"Yes it is. All I have to do is charm the guard into letting us leave." Cell said with a cocky smile. Before Super Boo could say anymore, Cell was off. Buu and Frieza followed.
Later
"Haha, pretty 'charming' homey!" Super Boo said in a fit of laughter. Cell was unable to convince the ogre to tell them where the escape route was, so Cell ended up breaking nearly every bone in his body.
"Stop laughing. It worked didn't it? He told us where the exit is, so let's go." Cell said.
"Hang on guyth, I don't think thith ith a good idea." Frieza said.
"Yo man, stop being such a wimp! We can escape now, c'mon." Super Boo said. The three of them then flied to the location that the ogre told them about, and ended up going through a very narrow and dark hall. Eventually they reached a door, and upon being opened, led them into a drawer in King Yemma's desk. Lucky for them, King Yemma wasn't there.
"Let's go before he come's back." Cell said.
"Hang on to me." He continued.
"I don't swing like that." Super Boo said.
"I will." Frieza said excitedly.
"No you idiots! I'll use instant transmission!" Cell yelled.
"Oh." Super Boo said.
"Aww." Frieza said. Super Boo and Frieza grabbed Cell, and then teleported away.
Meanwhile at the lookout
Piccolo was humming 'stop, in the name of love', Dende was overlooking the world, and Mr. Popo was making toast. Suddenly Goku appeared.
"Oh, hey Goku." Dende said with a smile.
"Hi Dende." Goku said.
"What's up?" Dende asked.
"Well, the thing is, recently I felt..." Goku suddenly stopped.
"Goku?" Dende asked. Goku started sniffing the air, and then turned to Dende with a creepy pervert smile.
"Hehe, Mr. Popo's making toast." Goku said. He then blasted off, inside the lookout.
"Goku wait, what were you talking about- ahh forget it." Dende said.
Back with our favorite villains
"Guyth, what are we doing here?" Frieza whispered to his friends. They were just arriving at the lookout.
"We gotta train homey. The hyperbolic time chamber is perfect. Were no match for the Z fighter's like this. If we run into them like this, were history." Super Boo said.
"But what if we get caught!" Frieza said, starting to sweat.
"Calm down, we won't get caught. I'm perfect at everything, including sneakiness." Cell said.
"Just follow my lead, and we'll be fine." He continued.
"Stop, in the name of love." Piccolo hummed.
"Huh?" he said as he felt a familiar energy.
"Wha- that can't be right." He said. He walked towards the energy, and came face to face with...
"Boo! Cell! Wh- how-..." Piccolo was speechless.
"Hey! What about me!" Frieza yelled.
"Huh? Oh yeah, Frieza hi." Piccolo said not scared at all. An awkward silence filled the air after. No one knew what to say. After a few minutes Cell spoke up.
"How did you find us anyway?" He asked.
"I felt Frieza's energy." he said.
"Yo Frieza, whats wrong with you dog! Why didn't you suppress your power!" Super Boo yelled.
"I'm Thorry Boo." Frieza said sadly.
Meanwhile
"Huh? (Gasp) Goku, did you feel that!" Dende yelled. Goku looked up from his plate.
"Yh, gocks wha I wacked do kell woo." He said.
"Wh- swallow your toast!" Dende yelled. Goku did as he was told, and began to choke.
"Guh, looks like Piccolo's on his own." Dende sighed.
Meanwhile
Goten and Trunks were watching TV.
Back at the lookout
"Well Piccolo, it's been fun, but I'm afraid we must be going." Cell said. He punched Piccolo in the face, and he passed out.
"Alright good, lets bounce." Super Boo said to Cell.
"Agreed. Where is the hyperbolic time chamber?" Cell asked.
"This way." Super Boo said. Soon, they were at the door. They entered, and began training.
"Cough cough Hack!" Goku yelled as he spit out a large chunk of toast.
"Are you ok?" Mr. Popo asked.
"Yeah, I'll be ok." Goku said.
"Good, now Goku you have to go!" Dende started.
"I just fe-"
"Yeah yeah, I know. That's what I came to tell you about, before I smelled the toast that is." Goku said.
"Ok, then go. Piccolo's in danger." Dende said. Goku got off the table, and ran for Piccolo.
"Hmm, Dende. Come here!" Goku yelled as he found an unconscious Piccolo.
"He's alive, but Unconscious. Can you and Mr. Popo get him to bed?" Goku asked.
"Sure." Dende said.
"Alright good. I'm gonna go find Buu and Cell." Goku said.
"What about Frieza?" Dende asked.
"Huh? Oh yeah him to." Goku said.
Author's notes
I warned you, Buu, Cell, and Frieza are completely OOC. I just always pictured Buu as sort of, well... black. lol. and Cell is self explanatory, and Frieza always struck me as, well, you know. I just want to say that there will be more escapees. Buu, Cell, and Frieza are just the first. More bad guys will come in the next chapter. Also, sorry of this chapter sucked, but the next will (hopefully) be better. One more thing, I know I spelled Buu's name wrong for most of this chapter. I kept spelling it Boo instead of Buu, but that won't happen anymore. So, please review, and stay tuned for the next chapter. I'm thinking Broly, and the ginyu force will be in it.
