"You kept your viewers on top of it. You sniffed out 'the tea' quickly."

"Thank you. I did, still, do, take great pride in my work. It was really important to me. It's how I got my start."

"That's nice and totally not creepy/weird that you got your start reporting on teenagers that you taught. Um, you reported really fast."

"Thank you."

"You must have stalked their pages for hours. Especially when you reported that update on…the third of October two seconds after they all commented on the anniversary of their break-up."


October 3rd, 2018

12:32 pm

Here's the tea on the Mikealson family drama. Believe me, it's hot, hot. I only deliver the newest, realist, hottest news. I only report stories when I know their tea is sugary sweet. My sources are close and dear to the Mikealson family. As I'm sure you know, Stefan is no virgin to controversy. But apparently, he is to the concept of loyalty. No shade. We all love S, but we can all agree that he needs to get it together in the relationship department. Spotted: S and R locking lips. You wish, unfortunately, it's the anniversary of when they broke up or the anniversary of the day after S slept with E and Rebekah dumped his ass after. R is all about self-empowerment. However, I know at least I'd be supportive if they got together. Besides the cheating, they were cute af.

XOXO,

Informational Type of Bitch

3:59 pm

Here's the tea on the Mikealson family drama. Believe me, it's hot, hot. I only deliver the newest, realist, hottest news. I only report stories when I know their tea is sugary sweet. My sources are close and dear to the Mikealson family. Have Stefan and Rebekah talked to each other today? That would be a no. However, sources say and I quote, "Stefan and Rebekah actually talk a lot. By that, I mean mostly when S is apologizing for the big mouthed Elena, but they've exchanged words every now and then." That's a good sign, right?

XOXO,

Informational Type of Bitch

6:23 pm

Here's the tea on the Mikealson family drama. Believe me, it's hot, hot. I only deliver the newest, realist, hottest news. I only report stories when I know their tea is sugary sweet. My sources are close and dear to the Mikealson family. Here's someone we haven't cover in ages, Klaus finally spotted with his prior to the breakup best friend. Can we say sister shook? K and Stefan were seen causing some destruction at a college party. Is S trying to forget his breakup anniversary? Does K forgive S? Does Rebekah know K is hanging with S? How does R feel about the breakup? How do the rest of her family feel about today? Do people even remember today?

XOXO,

Informational Type of Bitch

Comment at 7:34: If they didn't, you made sure they did.

8:14 pm

Here's the tea on the Mikealson family drama. Believe me, it's hot, hot. I only deliver the newest, realist, hottest news. I only report stories when I know their tea is sugary sweet. My sources are close and dear to the Mikealson family. To answer your burning questions. We can say sister shook. Klaus vowed: if he ever saw Stefan again, he wouldn't hesitate to beat the literal shit out of S. Our marvelous sources say he in fact did. So check that off the bucket list, K. ITB can confirm that S was enjoying his Friday night out and not trying to 'forget' about a certain breakup that ended three years ago. In fact, a source even went as far as to say, "They are happy in their not so well respected relationships." Guess that clears that up. Side Note: follow Klaus Mikealson as KM19 on Twitter. K, dramatically, he started with "As everybody is asking what do I think of my sister's "breakup anniversary" especially since you were Stefan's BFF. I have talked to my sister about the breakup and she forgives him, apparently. Since she does, I'll work on it. R also made my life easy and posted an Instagram pic of her and Damon with the caption. "I'm happy!" As for the rest of the family, Kol posted a Snapchat rambling about his day when he casually put in, "My sister is happy. He's a dick. End of story." Our favorite oldest Mikealson, just blatantly tweeted, "Idgaf! Bekah's happy. Stefan's happy from what I can tell. End of story! Now STFU." We aren't a hundred percent sure K didn't hack E's Twitter. Yes, we all remember today.

XOXO,

Informational Type of Bitch

9:72 pm

Here's the tea on the Mikealson family drama. Believe me, it's hot, hot. I only deliver the newest, realist, hottest news. I only report stories when I know their tea is sugary sweet. My sources are close and dear to the Mikealson family. Klaus Mikealson spotted with some girl, Hayley Marshell. What? Of course, we had to check out this Hayley 'rat'. Turns out she dated Caroline Forbes' boyfriend, Tyler. T and Hayley dated for a solid week. How long has that been happening? Sources claim they met at the party. We shall see how this turns out.

XOXO,

Informational Type of Bitch

11:06 pm

Here's the tea on the Mikealson family drama. Believe me, it's hot, hot. I only deliver the newest, realist, hottest news. I only report stories when I know their tea is sugary sweet. My sources are close and dear to the Mikealson family. As much as I'd love to snooze, the Mikealson family doesn't. Kol and Bonnie spotted at the park fighting? Sources confirm they heard arguing about how best to handle the 'Davina Situation'. Davina Situation? Don't worry your only loyal friend ITB is here to stalk the shit out of them.

XOXO,

Informational Type of Bitch

1:34 am

Here's the tea on the Mikealson family drama. Believe me, it's hot, hot. I only deliver the newest, realist, hottest news. I only report stories when I know their tea is sugary sweet. My sources are close and dear to the Mikealson family. Davina asked Kol out? KM said yes! That's the tea, sis. Where? How? She walked up to KM at the park yesterday and D asked him out. Never has the Mikealson family been so simple. The Boring Family is quaking. NOT!

XOXO,

Informational Type of Bitch

4:01 am

Here's the tea on the Mikealson family drama. Believe me, it's hot, hot. I only deliver the newest, realist, hottest news. I only report stories when I know their tea is sugary sweet. My sources are close and dear to the Mikealson family. Klaus Mikealson not single now. Him and Hayley a thing. How long is this going to last? How do the fans feel? Not okay. We're all shipping Klaroline and this is not acceptable. But I guess if K is happy, we're happy. Are we though?

XOXO,

Informational Type of Bitch

Apologies for the grammar. I don't feel like editing.