The Amazing Race: Of Mushrooms and Mayhem!
Disclaimer: This is the ONLY time I'll say this, so listen up! I DO NOT OWN THE MARIO SERIES OR ANYTHING IN IT! Now back off lawyers!
AN: Go easy on me, this is my first fanfic! As such, no flames! I appreciate any comments, compliments, and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. I will try to update quickly, but no guarantees. Please give your opinions on Wario's attempts to shake up the competition, but other than that, read and enjoy!
Introduction
Welcome to the world of Mario, home of many famous people, places, and of course, kidnappings. I'm a narrator hired by the network when they saw the host, and this is the Amazing Race! We're at Hands-On Hall, and the teams will be arriving any second now, so let me introduce our host-
"WAHAHA!"
-Wario.
"Hey viewers! Bet you're wondering why I'M here. Especially since everyone agrees my face, for some reason, is 'mentally scarring'. Well I'll tell ya! Making microgames may be fun for everyone who buys them, but I wanted something that was fun for me as well as the customers! So, here you go."
Yeah, you heard me correctly, Wario. ANYWAY...here come the teams. Introducing the first team...
Ace and Clay (Mario Power Tennis GBA)
Tennis Champs
Ace and Clay are young tennis prodigies, the masters of single and double matches, winning the last three championships in singles(men's and women's) and four in doubles. Recently admitting their feelings, they have dated for less than two weeks and hope this race can prove their compatability, even if Clay doesn't know it. Ace is shown in a red blouse and a light blue skirt while Clay is wearing a yellow polo and beige cargo shorts.
"We may be young compared to most of the competition, but me and Ace will get far! I'm hoping our Super Training will pay off in the long run, and we might have a chance at the prize."
"Because of our love!"
"Huh?"
"Oh, nothing...yet."
Other than a few dating issues, the team seems focused and capable. Now introducing the second team...
Toadsworth and (Red) Toad
Fungus Friends
The princess's advisor paired with a local Shop Toad makes for a very cautious team, and easily scared of course. *sigh* Wario's going to have a field day with these two. Toadsworth is in his usual outfit, but is lacking his cane. Toad is in a red fall jacket with white sweatpants, but as he's a Toad, they're really as long as human shorts.
"I'm sure that my experience will pay off in this race. Me and Toad here will win this race the old fashioned way: with knowledge!"
"Not many people know this, but there's a reason Toads have colors. Each color of Toad specializes in something different, and my specialty is sure to help us win!"
This team seems like they won't take many risks, but are willing to plan ahead. Team number three is arriving...now!
Kooper and Professor Kolorado (Paper Mario)
Fellow Fossil Finders
Having been neighbors all Kooper's life, the twosome began working together after Kooper finished his first expedition. Even though Kolorado is older by far, Kooper is the more reserved of the two. Kooper is wearing a green shirt that reads "Shellin out the money" and brown pants, along with his trademark blue ascot. Kolorado is wearing a blue sweater, and brown cargo pants.
"With archeology, detail is everything. We can spot a flaw a mile away and complete a word search in seconds! This race is in the bag!"
"...a bit much there Professor."
Looks like Kooper's gonna have his hands full. So, for team number four, we have...
Mallow and Geno (Super Mario RPG)
Best Friends
A tadpole and wooden puppet, okay then. Anyway, these two are unknown to all other competitors being from a different section of the world, and that COULD benefit them in a challenge like this. Of course, it could hurt them as well. Mallow is wearing a purple jacket and jeans, while Geno has a blue windbreaker and white athletic shorts.
"Geno and I will go far in this race, I just know it! We just need to avoid those stupid mistakes almost everyone makes in these sort of things, then we have a chance at winning!"
"Well, it's nice to know that you'll try to be careful, Mallow. You can be kind of clumsy..."
"Hey!"
With this team, the dominant and recessive traits can be clearly seen. Moving on to team number five...
The Massif Brothers (Mario and Luigi: Dream Team)
Brothers (duh!)
Working for the Wakeport Travel Agency, Big and Lil Massif are in charge of escorting clients up the perilous Mount Pajamaja. They share their strengths, but also their weaknesses, making them one of the least balanced teams here. Both of them are wearing athletic shorts and a matching tank top, Big in red and Lil green.
"Me and fellow beefcake little brother win easy, crush side salads! We are masters of teamwork and THE BEEF!"
"Beefcakes, RAH!"
"BOOYAH!"
Okay, THAT was interesting, to say the least. Now for team number six...
Luigi and Elvin Gadd
Ghostbusters
After teaming up twice to get rid of brother-hunting ghosts, these two team up once more for an entirely different challenge: winning the million dollar prize. With Luigi's athletics and Elvin's crazy antics, these two can end up anywhere. Luigi is wearing a plain white tee and jeans while Elvin has his lab coat and brown pants.
"I know I may not be the bravest racer, or the smartest one too, but that's why I'm in this race! Even if we don't win, I hope I can get over my fears and learn a thing or two from the experience. That's my goal, how about you, Professor?"
"We're gonna win it! WOOOOOOO!"
"Ugh, you just HAD to let him eat that chocolate bar Luigi...let's get you a salad..."
"I LIKE CHOCOLATE!"
THIS people, is why old people eat hard candy, not chocolate. Now for team number seven...
Jr Troopa and Bowser Jr (Paper Mario)
Online Cohorts
Both young turtles are immature and headstrong, but that means they don't waste time with choices. Right or wrong, they pick it and go. They also are well versed in the acts of being the bad guys. This won't end well, will it? BJ has his signature bandanna on, an orange jacket, and his spiked shell. JT, having gotten rid of his eggshell, wore a yellow sweater and black pants.
"Me and BJ are by FAR the best team in the race! We'll finish this race DAYS before anyone else has a chance! Isn't that right BJ?"
"You sounded a lot nicer on the internet...let's get ready..."
Remember kids, never trust the internet. So now for team number eight...
Toadette and Birdo
Gal Pals
Favorites at every race and party, these two are determined to prove that they can keep up with the guys and then some. Birdo had her pink bow and a short red dress, while Toadette wore a pink blouse and white skirt.
"Birdo and I have one of the most diverse combinations in the race. We work together better than any other team!"
"Yeah! We're practically one person, but we're not!"
"That'd be gross..."
Okay, anatomy aside, here's the ninth team...
Admiral Bobbery and Scorch* (Paper Mario:TTYD)
Battle Buddies
After working together to defeat the threat underneath Rougeport, these two kept in touch and knew they could win this when Bobbery got the call. Bobbery had just his sailor's hat while Scorch wore a red and yellow souvenir tee from Lavalava Island and a ball cap that read "If you can't take the heat, back off!"
"Scorch here is like the I never had, so when they contacted me, who could I call but Sc-"
"GHOSTBUSTERS!"
"Shut up Luigi and GET OUT! Anyway Bobbery, you were saying?"
"Right, so I called Scorch of course and he was pumped at the idea of a second adventure. We have this in the bag, especially since I got my yearly fireproofing."
"Exactly Captain! We have a balanced team and the strength to kick butt!"
"It's Admiral!"
This team has both wisdom and youth, and seems balanced. Now for your tenth team...
Daisy and Rosalina
BFFs
Having met after a local kart race, the two have since become the best of friends and can be seen hanging out at the mall or at a nearby cafe. Daisy wore an orange tee with a flower print and capris. Rosalina had her standard light blue dress.
"Meeting Rosalina was a nice change of pace. She's cautious, but laid back as well. With Peach, she's always nagging me and boasting about her superiority. Rosalina doesn't do that. Hopefully that means we'll get along better during the race."
"This'll be interesting, and that's all I'll say."
These two seem like polar opposites, and I'm not just talking about their favorite colors. Now for the eleventh team...
Stuffwell and Starlow (Mario and Luigi series)
Stuck in Storage
Both having worked with the Mario Brothers on their adventures, these two were reduced to holding inventory and nagging the brothers along the way. The suitcase and star sprite hope that others will see their other side through the challenges of the Amazing Race. Stuffwell has a green visor on, while Starlow has a ridiculous looking pair of black shorts and a red tee shirt that says 'Reach for the stars!'.
"Stuffwell and I tend to get laughed at for how the Mario Bros used us, so this is a new beginning! I'm incredibly smart and so is Stuffwell. We have loads of other talent no one has any idea of, so we'll definitely surprise them along the way!"
"Whatever you say, Chippy."
"Why you-"
We'll cut off there for your sake since this is rated K+, so let's move on to the last team...
Diddy and Funky Kong (Donkey Kong series)
Father and Son
Living their lives in the depths of the jungle, these monkeys are from a different background unlike any other team. That could be their key to victory, or their downfall. Funky has on a white undershirt and cutoffs and Diddy has his usual shirt and Nintendo cap.
"Not many people know Funky's my dad, but once you know it, my knack for machinery makes more sense. From my Peanut Popgun to my Barrel Jet Pack, I'm just as talented as my dad, and I'm gonna prove it!"
"That's the spirit Diddy, so let's show everyone here just who's the king of the jungle!"
"Yeah! Let's win this!"
There's your twelve teams, all raring to go! Now back to you, Wario.
Wario could be seen standing in front of the starting line on the roof. He was wearing his plumbing outfit, but has confirmed he will wear local clothes for each pit stop. Please, someone spare me this torture!
"Now you chumps, listen up, here are the ground rules! You may bring no items outside of what is given to you, and what you buy with the money that is given to you at the start of each leg! If you need money, you are allowed to beg or earn more money, but your methods must be legal! If you lose your passport, you must retrieve it or you are DISQUALIFIED. And I'll also laugh in your face. If you break the rules in any way, and I'll know, because that's my specialty, then you must fix your mistake or take a penalty. Every clue box will have a button with each team on it; push ONLY your button. This will show other racers which teams are ahead of them and what time they arrived. At each possible pit stop, you will receive a placement. If you finish a leg first, you win a prize. If you finish last, you are OUT. Unless you lose one of three Non-elimination legs, then you'll be marked for elimination. If you don't win the next leg, then you'll serve a 30 minute penalty because of it. The first team to reach the finish line of the last leg will win one million coins! Now, everyone line up at the starting line! When I say go, you'll run down to the bottom of the tower any way possible and grab your bags AND your first clue! In this race, you'll encounter Detours, Roadblocks, Fast Forwards, and many more challenges, so be prepared for anything!"
"Now, get ready...
Travel in one piece...
GO!"
*Scorch is my version of the Yoshi from Paper Mario:TTYD.
AN:Please let me know if I made any mistakes in grammar, spelling, or the Mario timeline.
