He took Marge out. It was a Friday night.

He wore a tuxedo, to get the feeling right.

They started making out.

And Marge took off his pants.

But then, he turned the TV.

And that was when she walked away from him!

Nobody likes you when you're in your 40s.

And Homer's still amused by TV shows.

What the heck is ADD?

His friends tell him to act his age.

What's Homer's age again? What's Homer's age again?

Then later on, on the drive home, he called Ruff Ruffman.

From a pay phone.

He said he was Ruff's crush.

And that he wants a date.

The state looks down on dogs dating.

And that was when that dog biscuit hang up on him.

Nobody likes you when you're in your 40s.

And Bart and him are still amused by prank phone calls.

What the heck is call ID?

His friends tell him to act his age.

What's Homer's age again? What Homer's age again?

*Music pause for 9 moments*

And that was the time Marge walked away from him.

Nobody likes you when you're in your 40s.

And you still act like it's prom night.

What the heck is wrong with him?

His friends tell him to act his age.

What Homer's age again, What's Homer's age again?

And that was the time Marge got angry and refused to sleep with him.

No one should take themselves so seriously.

With many years ahead to fall in line.

Why would you wish that on him? Homer never wants to act his age.

What's Homer's age again? What's Homer age again?

*Song pauses for a few moments*

What's Homer's age again?

The End of the song