BIG BROTHER ER STYLEE (BUT nothing like BB!! Confused? I am!)
CHARACTER PROFILES
(OK, this is just light hearted, so please don't take it too seriously if you are offended by my portrayal. I love the show, and I have exaggerated character traits for a more humorous approach, it is all for the fun of it, hehehe. Once again it is just observations I have made, blah, blah blah.)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters either they belong to the WB, etc.
Author's note: This is my first fanfic, so please RATE AND REVIEW to let me know your thoughts. And also this will be based more on the English version of BB considering I'm English and haven't seen the US version, but still, no flames just yet, hehehe
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So lets meet the housemates before we do anything
Abby
A real down to earth, fun loving but always 'miserable, depressed-and- wallowing-in-self-pity' kind of gal. She would be the high school depressive kid, who openly despised the cheerleaders, but secretly envied their ravishing looks and practiced their routines every night in front of her mirror. She would cruelly let her thoughts about the other girls spill out at any opportunity to anyone who'll listen, and is always up for a bitching session. Always needs someone to listen to her whining, very troubled and tormented soul.
Carter
Always the gentlemen who wants to be loved by all the laydees, wants to be seen as being a do-gooder and never wrong. He hates getting on the bad side of people. He is the original golden boy, rich kid, but goes to great lengths to steer himself away from the high life. Appears to be unable to settle down with any girl - his longest relationship is probably no longer than a month, he is a childish fool with love. Has serious issues in his head that keep resurfacing, he needs to stop living in the past and get his ass in the present, although now he is dealing with it in his slow, sweet time. But none of this really matters - because he is such a cutie all is forgiven, and with those puppy dog brown eyes, he could do anything and still be loved.
Debs
Has to be the best at anything and everything, can't take being second place for fear of being a failure. Appears to be somewhat the feminist believing in woman's rights in a male dominated society, and she won't let anybody treat her lesser than them. Doesn't seem to actually know what fun is, appears to be quite dreary and lacking any real charisma (wake up people she's as stale as they come). Her role model is obviously Ling from Ally McBeal, as she desperately tries to emulate her no nonsense, kick ass attitude.
Elizabeth
Strong minded, well opinionated and powerful woman - all the qualities for a super-bitch. Seems quite reserved and frosty to approach, if you get on the wrong side of her then all hell will break loose. Always complains, whines, and whinges when things are not to her liking, easily gets distraught over the slightest of things. Seems kind of childlike, in the sense that she would be the spoilt kid throwing a tantrum in the candy store if she couldn't get the sweeties she wanted. Blames her mother for her upper-class upbringing and not being there for her, although that has jack all to do with anything.
Gallant
Law abiding, trustworthy and honest citizen of the United States of America. Verging on being a 'know-it-all-smarty-pants' but fails to see that knowing too much can be a bad thing. He wants everyone to like him and will please them eagerly without hesitation, and will not complain about his duties. Very efficient and proper, works best in organised, routine schedules. Can be a bit dull because he is so set beside the rules, and if someone breaks them, they will soon hear a 10-minute lecture on why the rule was enforced, why it shouldn't be broken and what dangers lie ahead if it is broken. Get over it.
Kerry
Bossy, domineering authoritarian. Likes everyone to be under her dictatorship of routine and schedule. Doesn't appear to show her fun side, although it is there burrowing somewhere, its all about the work times10. There is an emotional void in her life, there's no one that really loves her, and no one that she really loves herself. She is oblivious to all the malicious gossiping about her especially since she has recently declared her love for women, but is just as unlucky with them as she is with the men. But it is hard to commit to someone when she keeps it hidden from others that she is actually an evil witch.
Luka
Mysterious, warm-hearted and loving gentleman but with a very violent streak. Like Jekyll and Hyde; mornings he's picking flowers from his garden and smelling them sweetly, by the evening he's down the local sleazy bar punching up and pounding all the lowlife scum, before darting off into the dark with the ally cats. He appears to be quite dumb, and never knows what he is talking about, he just spills out words hoping to God that it will make any sense. Why use one word when you can use twenty. Very easily gets angry and holds a grudge against others; he is obviously the very jealous type despite what others say. Basically, he is a violent monster with split personality, possibly could be a werewolf.
Pratt
Pratt by name, pratt by nature. He is a gangster lover (check out his chains people) straight from a P Diddy video shoot, who believes every woman digs his badass attitude to life. He can't bear to be told what to do so he just does his own thang regardless. He is cocky and self-assured, and goes through life with an 'act-now-think-never, I-don't-really-give-a-flip' demeanour. So to summarise: arrogant, no more no less.
Rocket
Typical smug, chauvinistic male with zero respect for anyone. He doesn't care what other people think of him and is despised by everyone. He likes to show his power and authority like normal people breathe, and people always do what he says because they are afraid of what he may do to them. However he does have a caring, compassionate side he shows only to his one true love, Gretel. What he lacks in hair and height, he makes up for in arrogance and ignorance, and is always out to prove something with the other guys, despite being the size of a garden gnome. He is the pinnacle of politically incorrectness.
Susan
Aka. Little Miss 'I've-got-a-really-droning-voice-that-never-changes- expression-even-when-I'm-so-darn-mad' is a flirty, hot, sizzling seductress (I must've missed that). Always friendly and up for a laugh and a wicked time with the gals as well as the fellas. Has a tendency to be boring and dull, and everything is always 'Susan, Susan, Susan, Chloe, Little Susie, Chloe, Susan, Little Susie, Little Susie, Chloe, Susan, Susan.'
CHARACTER PROFILES
(OK, this is just light hearted, so please don't take it too seriously if you are offended by my portrayal. I love the show, and I have exaggerated character traits for a more humorous approach, it is all for the fun of it, hehehe. Once again it is just observations I have made, blah, blah blah.)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters either they belong to the WB, etc.
Author's note: This is my first fanfic, so please RATE AND REVIEW to let me know your thoughts. And also this will be based more on the English version of BB considering I'm English and haven't seen the US version, but still, no flames just yet, hehehe
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
So lets meet the housemates before we do anything
Abby
A real down to earth, fun loving but always 'miserable, depressed-and- wallowing-in-self-pity' kind of gal. She would be the high school depressive kid, who openly despised the cheerleaders, but secretly envied their ravishing looks and practiced their routines every night in front of her mirror. She would cruelly let her thoughts about the other girls spill out at any opportunity to anyone who'll listen, and is always up for a bitching session. Always needs someone to listen to her whining, very troubled and tormented soul.
Carter
Always the gentlemen who wants to be loved by all the laydees, wants to be seen as being a do-gooder and never wrong. He hates getting on the bad side of people. He is the original golden boy, rich kid, but goes to great lengths to steer himself away from the high life. Appears to be unable to settle down with any girl - his longest relationship is probably no longer than a month, he is a childish fool with love. Has serious issues in his head that keep resurfacing, he needs to stop living in the past and get his ass in the present, although now he is dealing with it in his slow, sweet time. But none of this really matters - because he is such a cutie all is forgiven, and with those puppy dog brown eyes, he could do anything and still be loved.
Debs
Has to be the best at anything and everything, can't take being second place for fear of being a failure. Appears to be somewhat the feminist believing in woman's rights in a male dominated society, and she won't let anybody treat her lesser than them. Doesn't seem to actually know what fun is, appears to be quite dreary and lacking any real charisma (wake up people she's as stale as they come). Her role model is obviously Ling from Ally McBeal, as she desperately tries to emulate her no nonsense, kick ass attitude.
Elizabeth
Strong minded, well opinionated and powerful woman - all the qualities for a super-bitch. Seems quite reserved and frosty to approach, if you get on the wrong side of her then all hell will break loose. Always complains, whines, and whinges when things are not to her liking, easily gets distraught over the slightest of things. Seems kind of childlike, in the sense that she would be the spoilt kid throwing a tantrum in the candy store if she couldn't get the sweeties she wanted. Blames her mother for her upper-class upbringing and not being there for her, although that has jack all to do with anything.
Gallant
Law abiding, trustworthy and honest citizen of the United States of America. Verging on being a 'know-it-all-smarty-pants' but fails to see that knowing too much can be a bad thing. He wants everyone to like him and will please them eagerly without hesitation, and will not complain about his duties. Very efficient and proper, works best in organised, routine schedules. Can be a bit dull because he is so set beside the rules, and if someone breaks them, they will soon hear a 10-minute lecture on why the rule was enforced, why it shouldn't be broken and what dangers lie ahead if it is broken. Get over it.
Kerry
Bossy, domineering authoritarian. Likes everyone to be under her dictatorship of routine and schedule. Doesn't appear to show her fun side, although it is there burrowing somewhere, its all about the work times10. There is an emotional void in her life, there's no one that really loves her, and no one that she really loves herself. She is oblivious to all the malicious gossiping about her especially since she has recently declared her love for women, but is just as unlucky with them as she is with the men. But it is hard to commit to someone when she keeps it hidden from others that she is actually an evil witch.
Luka
Mysterious, warm-hearted and loving gentleman but with a very violent streak. Like Jekyll and Hyde; mornings he's picking flowers from his garden and smelling them sweetly, by the evening he's down the local sleazy bar punching up and pounding all the lowlife scum, before darting off into the dark with the ally cats. He appears to be quite dumb, and never knows what he is talking about, he just spills out words hoping to God that it will make any sense. Why use one word when you can use twenty. Very easily gets angry and holds a grudge against others; he is obviously the very jealous type despite what others say. Basically, he is a violent monster with split personality, possibly could be a werewolf.
Pratt
Pratt by name, pratt by nature. He is a gangster lover (check out his chains people) straight from a P Diddy video shoot, who believes every woman digs his badass attitude to life. He can't bear to be told what to do so he just does his own thang regardless. He is cocky and self-assured, and goes through life with an 'act-now-think-never, I-don't-really-give-a-flip' demeanour. So to summarise: arrogant, no more no less.
Rocket
Typical smug, chauvinistic male with zero respect for anyone. He doesn't care what other people think of him and is despised by everyone. He likes to show his power and authority like normal people breathe, and people always do what he says because they are afraid of what he may do to them. However he does have a caring, compassionate side he shows only to his one true love, Gretel. What he lacks in hair and height, he makes up for in arrogance and ignorance, and is always out to prove something with the other guys, despite being the size of a garden gnome. He is the pinnacle of politically incorrectness.
Susan
Aka. Little Miss 'I've-got-a-really-droning-voice-that-never-changes- expression-even-when-I'm-so-darn-mad' is a flirty, hot, sizzling seductress (I must've missed that). Always friendly and up for a laugh and a wicked time with the gals as well as the fellas. Has a tendency to be boring and dull, and everything is always 'Susan, Susan, Susan, Chloe, Little Susie, Chloe, Susan, Little Susie, Little Susie, Chloe, Susan, Susan.'
