Ok I am now doing a rule book for Harry Potter. This Fem!Harry again. Enjoy
Chapter 1
Rose walked into the kitchen at Grimmauld Place where everyone was and placed a rather large stack on the table. "Miss. Potter what is this?" Snape asked with a raised eyebrow and looking confused. "Rules. I wrote these to stop certain things from happening again. After Voldemort wrote me a letter about a few things I had to do this." Rose explained.
Sirius looked at it then at his goddaughter. "It's rather large." he stated. "It also includes myself for being pulled into somethings I don't want to happen again, the Weasley kids and Hermione shockingly. Please follow them. And yes you have to read them." Rose said as she left to have a nap from many sleepless nights writing the rules.
Dumbledore picked up the first piece of paper. "Well we may as well start reading." he said.
Rule #1: No one is to prank Death Eaters
(That includes Malfoy)
(Weasley twins)
(And Bellatrix)
(Sirius)
Rule #2: No one is to call Professor McGonagall 'Minnie'
(Sirius)
(Are you insane?!)
(Wait don't answer that)
Rule #3: Don't take Sirius's bike for a joyride
(Twins)
(And I don't care if he gave you permission)
Rule #4: Calling me Rosie will not end well
(Twins)
(Call me that again and you get it)
Rule #5: Cursing Death Eaters to sing Opera will cause Voldemort to question if you are children
(I did not need to see that)
(I still remember the look Voldemort gave me)
(I had to shrug at why his followers were singing suddenly)
(Please don't do it again)
Rule #6: Handcuffing Snape to Sirius or the other way around is not to happen!
(At all!)
(I like my godfather living thank you)
Rule #7: Stop comparing both sides to the Transformers
(I mean it)
(Yes we share similarities but stop)
Rule #8: Dobby is not my house elf
(He is my friend)
(So don't worry Hermione)
(I freed him so he helps me every so often)
Rule #9: I will not order a Basilisk to kill Voldemort
(He can speak to snakes as well)
(May I remind you!)
Rule #10: The sword of Gryffindor is not Excalibur
(So stop saying I'm a female King Arthur)
(It is rather annoying)
Everyone was laughing including Snape but he was chuckling. "Let's move on." Hermione said as everyone agreed.
Done. If you have rules of your own send them. I'll be happy to use them. Review and NO FLAMES!
