Okay. Sorry I haven't updated in like forever. One day I was sitting around and I thought, "I really hate those people on Fanfiction who never update."

And then I thought of myself. xx I'm sorry. And don't expect me to ever finish that Naruto story. It's kind of… dead.

So I present Organization XIII: First meetings.


Axel and Roxas meet.

We see Axel being all hot and thing, when Xemnas enters with an extremely hot guy with him.

Axel: "Hello Mansex… I mean Xemnas." (A.N. Hahaha, Shannon.)

Xemnas: "Axel. This is Roxas. He just joined the Organization."

Axel: "…"

Roxas: "…"

Axel: -Jumps on Roxas- -BUTT RAPE-

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Xemnas: o.o; -Sort of just… walks away-

Everyone meets Marluxia

Xemnas walks into… a big white room with a pink haired man, who seems to be carrying a basket of flowers. The rest of the Organization are waiting inside.

Xemnas: "Our newest member… MARLUXIA! "

Everyone: -Groans-

Xigbar: "We don't want another gay guy though. We already have Axel."

Axel: "I'll be seeing you tonight Xigbar. Keep the lights on." –Wink wink-

Xigbar: "…"-Leaves-

Everyone else besides Axel: o.o;

Xemnas: "Er, anyways… Just be nice to him."

Demyx: "I want to throw rocks at him."

Xemnas: "Well, you cannot."

Lexaeus: "Um… are those flowers?"

Marluxia: "DUHHHH. They are my pretty rainbow flowers that I love." –Skips around everyone while throwing petals and flowers on them- "Wheee!"

Everyone: "…" –Awkward-

Xaldin: "Ooooh, flowers!" –Skips with Marluxia-

Everyone: O.O -WTF?-

Xaldin and Marluxia: -Skip off singing about fairies-

Everyone: …

Axel: "… SAIX!" –BUTT RAPE-

Er… Zexion.

Zexion: -Sitting in dark corner-

Xemnas: -Walks up- "Hurry up, you emo. You have to meet the rest of us."

Zexion: "No, I'd rather sit here in my black abyss, waiting for dark forces to take me away so I can bleed to death."

Xemnas: O.O "What is wrong with you?"

Zexion: "You wouldn't understand my problems." –Hair flip-

Axel: Butt rape! –Jumps on Zexion-

Xemnas: "You haven't even joined yet! Get out!"

And of course…

Xemnas: "Axel, this is everyone. Everyone, this is Axel.

Axel: "…"

Everyone: "…"

Axel: BUTT RAPE! –Jumps on everyone and everything explodes-


FIN.

Er, sorry. It was an urge. Some of these were helped thought of by my bud Shannon. So, I credit her for that. Hope that wasn't too random for you. It's fabo I tell you.