Okay. Sorry I haven't updated in like forever. One day I was sitting around and I thought, "I really hate those people on Fanfiction who never update."
And then I thought of myself. xx I'm sorry. And don't expect me to ever finish that Naruto story. It's kind of… dead.
So I present Organization XIII: First meetings.
Axel and Roxas meet.
We see Axel being all hot and thing, when Xemnas enters with an extremely hot guy with him.
Axel: "Hello Mansex… I mean Xemnas." (A.N. Hahaha, Shannon.)
Xemnas: "Axel. This is Roxas. He just joined the Organization."
Axel: "…"
Roxas: "…"
Axel: -Jumps on Roxas- -BUTT RAPE-
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Xemnas: o.o; -Sort of just… walks away-
Everyone meets Marluxia
Xemnas walks into… a big white room with a pink haired man, who seems to be carrying a basket of flowers. The rest of the Organization are waiting inside.
Xemnas: "Our newest member… MARLUXIA! "
Everyone: -Groans-
Xigbar: "We don't want another gay guy though. We already have Axel."
Axel: "I'll be seeing you tonight Xigbar. Keep the lights on." –Wink wink-
Xigbar: "…"-Leaves-
Everyone else besides Axel: o.o;
Xemnas: "Er, anyways… Just be nice to him."
Demyx: "I want to throw rocks at him."
Xemnas: "Well, you cannot."
Lexaeus: "Um… are those flowers?"
Marluxia: "DUHHHH. They are my pretty rainbow flowers that I love." –Skips around everyone while throwing petals and flowers on them- "Wheee!"
Everyone: "…" –Awkward-
Xaldin: "Ooooh, flowers!" –Skips with Marluxia-
Everyone: O.O -WTF?-
Xaldin and Marluxia: -Skip off singing about fairies-
Everyone: …
Axel: "… SAIX!" –BUTT RAPE-
Er… Zexion.
Zexion: -Sitting in dark corner-
Xemnas: -Walks up- "Hurry up, you emo. You have to meet the rest of us."
Zexion: "No, I'd rather sit here in my black abyss, waiting for dark forces to take me away so I can bleed to death."
Xemnas: O.O "What is wrong with you?"
Zexion: "You wouldn't understand my problems." –Hair flip-
…
Axel: Butt rape! –Jumps on Zexion-
Xemnas: "You haven't even joined yet! Get out!"
And of course…
Xemnas: "Axel, this is everyone. Everyone, this is Axel.
Axel: "…"
Everyone: "…"
Axel: BUTT RAPE! –Jumps on everyone and everything explodes-
FIN.
Er, sorry. It was an urge. Some of these were helped thought of by my bud Shannon. So, I credit her for that. Hope that wasn't too random for you. It's fabo I tell you.
