Europe x shrek

Spain went exploring. He went to North America to colonize. He went to Louisiana and went to a swamp. In this swamp was a tall, fat ogre. His name was Shrek. Little did Spain know, that this ogre would impact his life via real life. (Also love). It was a nice day for Shrek, and he hadn't seen humans in over 420 years. He was thirsty. Not thirsty for water, of course, they were at a swamp. Shrek was thirsty for booty. So he convinced Spain to get more Europeans to colonize. He brought England, France, Portugal, Germany, and Italy. So Shrek proceeded to kiss all of them. at the same time at once. that was too much 4 everyone. the universe imploded. :D

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