Day 1
2:30 PM
Today Prof Dumbledore told us - oh wait. Should I err... introduce myself first? Bloody hell. I have no idea how these diary things work, why do I have to introduce myself when I'm obviously just talking to myself. MYSELF!!! But Hermione explained all this diary crap to me after Dumbledore told us - ugh. GRRR... might as well introduce myself so i can bloody get on with this. My name is Harry J Potter, I've saved the world.. err... how many times? Well, a lot of times, and I'm terribly famous. My best friends are Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. The end. So - AHHHH!!!
2:35 PM
Har har. Hermione just read over my shoulder and scared me. I hate it when she does that. Well, anyway, she said," Tsk tsk, wrong, Harry, completely wrong, let me teach you about the proper format of diaries AGAIN, first of all- blah blah blah, whatever." Heh. It's not like I'm going to listen to her. I never do, but I do suppose I should include a bit more about me... so here i go. (Be proud of me, Hermione, I'm actually putting one of your suggestions to action!) Oh wait, on second thought, I'm never going to let her read this again. SO, um, additional information about the all famous Harry Potter:*turns around and peers suspiciously over shoulder* Ok. I'll write down the one thing they don't have in books. *Feels around for invisible people* I'm in love with Ginny Weasley.*feels stupid**clears throat**feels very stupid* ANYWAYS, that's everything about me. Want to know more? Look it up, I'm sure they've written loads of books about me. So about what Dumbledore said, he
7:40 PM
Just got back from McGonagall's office. Write about that later. So FINALLY, this morning, Dumbledore informed me of some BRILLIANT NEWS (i'm being sarcastic, mind you). Voldemort has a new mission now. He's found his own secret weapon, but the problem is, he doesnt have it yet. After a great deal of research, the order has discovered that his spies have been around me more than usual, and he's been flipping through all the books about me. *laughs at the irony* He's the one who made me famous in the first place, and now he's - what - trying to be my biggest fan? HAHAHA. What the hell? So, anyways, Dumbledore thinks the "secret weapon" he wants is me, not me as in Harry Potter, but as in I hold the clue to his weapon. He thinks the clue is hidden somewhere in my life, it lies in the story of Harry Potter. But since I'm not dead yet, it may be very likely that the clue is hidden in my future. So now he wants me to write in this freaking diary, which will automatically analyze everything I write in here and browse for clues. Heh. Sounds like a computer. Well, do you think I agreed with all this stupid "clue-finding" bullshit? Hell no. This is how it went:
D: So, Harry, here's your diary, (hands diary over)
H: (Doesnt take it) Excuse me for asking, SIR, but I still dont understand why I have to do this."
D: (Withdraws diary and sighs) I told you Harry, the death eaters have been on a quite odd library behavior lately, searching up and down the country for every scrap of information on you. Haven't you noticed that even Mr. Malfoy has been treating you unusually good lately? Trying to be your best mate and listening in on your conversations?
H: (snorts) so? what does that prove? How do you know they're not just being flaming obsessed dykes?
D: (shakes head slowly) No, Harry, (sighs) I'm sorry, but they're not. There's a truth behind it, but I'm afraid you musn't know yet...
H:(gets angry) so what you're saying is all that ******* bullshit you told me last year was all lies?! Everything you said about "finally telling me everything?"
D: Harry, no, its not -
H: Do you have any idea how hard it is -
D:I -
oh, screw that. I'm in no mood to write our entire conversation down, especially the parts about.. Sirius.
Summary: I managed to let him convince me to write in this diary. (Duh) And all my mates have to write in similar diaries too. Why? Because ,apparently, the clue may also lie in areas where their lives intersect with mine. Don't ask me, I have no idea what that means. It's like Venn diagrams. (something I learned when I was still going to muggle school.) Anyways, that's what I went to McGonagall's office for. She filled me in on the details and gave me a list of all the people whom she thought I was close to. List: Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley *gulp* (has she noticed?), Neville Longbottom (err right), Cho Chang (the ex), Weasley Twins, Hagrid, Luna Lovegood, Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan (room mates), Susan Bones (From the DA, I s'pose), Lavender Brown (uh..), Parvati and Padma Patil (wth?), and Remus Lupin. They'll be given similar diaries and informed of the situation. Other then that, she also told me that I would be sent to an exotic environment every once in a while, so that they could understand all my reactions towards different things. And I'm not the only one who'll be going on these little "trips." All my fellow "diary wielders" will be coming with me. *rolls eyes* brilliant, eh? Tired. Write more tomorrow, I s'pose.
Over and out
- Harry
P.S. not bad, eh? I've written a whole page just on my very first day! Ugh. I sound like Hermione.
2:30 PM
Today Prof Dumbledore told us - oh wait. Should I err... introduce myself first? Bloody hell. I have no idea how these diary things work, why do I have to introduce myself when I'm obviously just talking to myself. MYSELF!!! But Hermione explained all this diary crap to me after Dumbledore told us - ugh. GRRR... might as well introduce myself so i can bloody get on with this. My name is Harry J Potter, I've saved the world.. err... how many times? Well, a lot of times, and I'm terribly famous. My best friends are Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. The end. So - AHHHH!!!
2:35 PM
Har har. Hermione just read over my shoulder and scared me. I hate it when she does that. Well, anyway, she said," Tsk tsk, wrong, Harry, completely wrong, let me teach you about the proper format of diaries AGAIN, first of all- blah blah blah, whatever." Heh. It's not like I'm going to listen to her. I never do, but I do suppose I should include a bit more about me... so here i go. (Be proud of me, Hermione, I'm actually putting one of your suggestions to action!) Oh wait, on second thought, I'm never going to let her read this again. SO, um, additional information about the all famous Harry Potter:*turns around and peers suspiciously over shoulder* Ok. I'll write down the one thing they don't have in books. *Feels around for invisible people* I'm in love with Ginny Weasley.*feels stupid**clears throat**feels very stupid* ANYWAYS, that's everything about me. Want to know more? Look it up, I'm sure they've written loads of books about me. So about what Dumbledore said, he
7:40 PM
Just got back from McGonagall's office. Write about that later. So FINALLY, this morning, Dumbledore informed me of some BRILLIANT NEWS (i'm being sarcastic, mind you). Voldemort has a new mission now. He's found his own secret weapon, but the problem is, he doesnt have it yet. After a great deal of research, the order has discovered that his spies have been around me more than usual, and he's been flipping through all the books about me. *laughs at the irony* He's the one who made me famous in the first place, and now he's - what - trying to be my biggest fan? HAHAHA. What the hell? So, anyways, Dumbledore thinks the "secret weapon" he wants is me, not me as in Harry Potter, but as in I hold the clue to his weapon. He thinks the clue is hidden somewhere in my life, it lies in the story of Harry Potter. But since I'm not dead yet, it may be very likely that the clue is hidden in my future. So now he wants me to write in this freaking diary, which will automatically analyze everything I write in here and browse for clues. Heh. Sounds like a computer. Well, do you think I agreed with all this stupid "clue-finding" bullshit? Hell no. This is how it went:
D: So, Harry, here's your diary, (hands diary over)
H: (Doesnt take it) Excuse me for asking, SIR, but I still dont understand why I have to do this."
D: (Withdraws diary and sighs) I told you Harry, the death eaters have been on a quite odd library behavior lately, searching up and down the country for every scrap of information on you. Haven't you noticed that even Mr. Malfoy has been treating you unusually good lately? Trying to be your best mate and listening in on your conversations?
H: (snorts) so? what does that prove? How do you know they're not just being flaming obsessed dykes?
D: (shakes head slowly) No, Harry, (sighs) I'm sorry, but they're not. There's a truth behind it, but I'm afraid you musn't know yet...
H:(gets angry) so what you're saying is all that ******* bullshit you told me last year was all lies?! Everything you said about "finally telling me everything?"
D: Harry, no, its not -
H: Do you have any idea how hard it is -
D:I -
oh, screw that. I'm in no mood to write our entire conversation down, especially the parts about.. Sirius.
Summary: I managed to let him convince me to write in this diary. (Duh) And all my mates have to write in similar diaries too. Why? Because ,apparently, the clue may also lie in areas where their lives intersect with mine. Don't ask me, I have no idea what that means. It's like Venn diagrams. (something I learned when I was still going to muggle school.) Anyways, that's what I went to McGonagall's office for. She filled me in on the details and gave me a list of all the people whom she thought I was close to. List: Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley *gulp* (has she noticed?), Neville Longbottom (err right), Cho Chang (the ex), Weasley Twins, Hagrid, Luna Lovegood, Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan (room mates), Susan Bones (From the DA, I s'pose), Lavender Brown (uh..), Parvati and Padma Patil (wth?), and Remus Lupin. They'll be given similar diaries and informed of the situation. Other then that, she also told me that I would be sent to an exotic environment every once in a while, so that they could understand all my reactions towards different things. And I'm not the only one who'll be going on these little "trips." All my fellow "diary wielders" will be coming with me. *rolls eyes* brilliant, eh? Tired. Write more tomorrow, I s'pose.
Over and out
- Harry
P.S. not bad, eh? I've written a whole page just on my very first day! Ugh. I sound like Hermione.
