Okie-dokie, this just occurred to me today so if it's horrible, I'm sorry but I don't care. I'm just writing it for funs so if you don't like it, screw you. This is yet another story where the main-ish character is krys. I remind you, NOT ME. Ok, on with the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I don't own. You don't sue. Got it? Ok.
"Are you ready?" a young looking elven ranger asked the girl on the horse next to him as he dismounted from his horse and walked around to take hers.
"As ready as I'll ever be L-kun," she replied, sliding off of her horse and handing the reigns to him. She looked around Rivendel, captivated by it's beauty for she had never been outside the Mirkwood. As she stood, gawking at
Rivendell, another rider came upon them, one of them almost knocking her over as he pulled his mule to a stop but she moved out of the way just in time to save a new dress.
"Watch where the fuck you're going!!!" she screamed, glaring at him as he dismounted.
"If you'd quit staring into space like the half-wit you are, then you would have seen me and moved!!!" the rider yelled back.
"Ooohh, you irritating little bastard," she ranted, walking over to the smaller rider and turned him around by his beard.
"Gimli?!" ask/shouted Legolas.
"Legolas?!" replied the dwarf.
"By the Gods, I haven't seen you in a tree's age" returned the blond elf.
"L-kun, who is he, and can I borrow your sword?" the girl asked.
"No you cannot borrow my sword, and he is Gimli, son of Gloin of the Lonely Mountain," replied Legolas.
"That still doesn't tell me who he is, and why can't I borrow your sword?" she countered, becoming frustrated.
"He is an old acquaintance of mine, and you cant borrow my sword because it would spook the horses and all your other dresses have dried blood that has to be washed already, Kari," Legolas said with an exasperated sigh.
"Aww, but..." Kari whined. A moment later, there was a flash, blinding them all for a moment and out of nowhere there appeared a young girl, not much older than Kari (A/N: Kari's 1500 but krys is 15 so Kari's gonna look 15 ok?).
"This sure as hell ain't the gym," the girl said.
"Who are you, and why are you wearing such strange garments?" Kari asked, as she did not recognize the girl's baggy black pants and black hoodie as any sort of fashion of middle earth.
"Umm, I'm Krys and these are clothes," she replied and walked over.
"What's with the midget?" she asked, referring to Gimli.
"That's not a midget, that's a dwarf," Legolas stated.
"Oh, my bad," Krys said in a semi-apologetic way. She turned Gimli around by his beard and looked at him for a minute.
"Hey, ain't you that Gimli dude from Lord of the Rings?" she asked.
"I do not know of this Lord of the Rings but yes I am Gimli, son of Gloin of the Lonely Mountain." He replied.
"Cool, and ain't you Legolas," she asked, looking up at the elf dude.
"Yes. What is this Lord of the Rings that you speak of?" he questioned.
"It's a book that got turned into a movie where I'm from." She replied easily, as if they knew what she was talking about.
"I don't know who the chick in the freaky dress is though," she said with a glance towards Kari.
"That is my sister, Kari," said Legolas, "now that introductions have been made, I say we go introduce you to Elrond, as this is his home."
"Were in Rivendell?" She asked.
"You know of Rivendel?" Legolas returned
"Yea, its where the council is at and the Fellowship is formed, oh and Gimli, don't try to cut the ring in half with your axe, it wont work" she said and started walking up the pathway.
Disclaimer: I don't own. You don't sue. Got it? Ok.
"Are you ready?" a young looking elven ranger asked the girl on the horse next to him as he dismounted from his horse and walked around to take hers.
"As ready as I'll ever be L-kun," she replied, sliding off of her horse and handing the reigns to him. She looked around Rivendel, captivated by it's beauty for she had never been outside the Mirkwood. As she stood, gawking at
Rivendell, another rider came upon them, one of them almost knocking her over as he pulled his mule to a stop but she moved out of the way just in time to save a new dress.
"Watch where the fuck you're going!!!" she screamed, glaring at him as he dismounted.
"If you'd quit staring into space like the half-wit you are, then you would have seen me and moved!!!" the rider yelled back.
"Ooohh, you irritating little bastard," she ranted, walking over to the smaller rider and turned him around by his beard.
"Gimli?!" ask/shouted Legolas.
"Legolas?!" replied the dwarf.
"By the Gods, I haven't seen you in a tree's age" returned the blond elf.
"L-kun, who is he, and can I borrow your sword?" the girl asked.
"No you cannot borrow my sword, and he is Gimli, son of Gloin of the Lonely Mountain," replied Legolas.
"That still doesn't tell me who he is, and why can't I borrow your sword?" she countered, becoming frustrated.
"He is an old acquaintance of mine, and you cant borrow my sword because it would spook the horses and all your other dresses have dried blood that has to be washed already, Kari," Legolas said with an exasperated sigh.
"Aww, but..." Kari whined. A moment later, there was a flash, blinding them all for a moment and out of nowhere there appeared a young girl, not much older than Kari (A/N: Kari's 1500 but krys is 15 so Kari's gonna look 15 ok?).
"This sure as hell ain't the gym," the girl said.
"Who are you, and why are you wearing such strange garments?" Kari asked, as she did not recognize the girl's baggy black pants and black hoodie as any sort of fashion of middle earth.
"Umm, I'm Krys and these are clothes," she replied and walked over.
"What's with the midget?" she asked, referring to Gimli.
"That's not a midget, that's a dwarf," Legolas stated.
"Oh, my bad," Krys said in a semi-apologetic way. She turned Gimli around by his beard and looked at him for a minute.
"Hey, ain't you that Gimli dude from Lord of the Rings?" she asked.
"I do not know of this Lord of the Rings but yes I am Gimli, son of Gloin of the Lonely Mountain." He replied.
"Cool, and ain't you Legolas," she asked, looking up at the elf dude.
"Yes. What is this Lord of the Rings that you speak of?" he questioned.
"It's a book that got turned into a movie where I'm from." She replied easily, as if they knew what she was talking about.
"I don't know who the chick in the freaky dress is though," she said with a glance towards Kari.
"That is my sister, Kari," said Legolas, "now that introductions have been made, I say we go introduce you to Elrond, as this is his home."
"Were in Rivendell?" She asked.
"You know of Rivendel?" Legolas returned
"Yea, its where the council is at and the Fellowship is formed, oh and Gimli, don't try to cut the ring in half with your axe, it wont work" she said and started walking up the pathway.
