I don't own any Marvel characters. Only the Delgato kids and Xi are mine! Well I had this idea for a Captain America comeback story featuring the Misfits!

Blast From the Past

Chapter 1: Time to Play with SHEILD!

Encircling the Earth was the floating headquarters of SHEILD. Nick Fury marched through the corridors as if he owned them. "So what does this device do again?" He asked his aide.

"It's a teleportation device sir," The aide told him. "It was originally created by Cobra scientists but was captured by GI Joe and studied. For years it was deemed unusable mainly because the elements that powered it were rare and impossibly hard to get to. However recently there has been a new breakthrough."

"Good," Fury nodded. "Something like that will be very useful to SHEILD. So we're gonna meet the scientists who fixed this doohickey?"

"Uh…they're not exactly scientists sir," The aide gulped.

"Well what exactly are they?" Fury asked.

"Well…" The aide sighed as he opened the door.

Inside the room were not only several contraptions but also three identical little ten-year-old girls in pink lab coats running amok. Trying to control them were two GI Joes and an older girl with blue streaks in her black hair. "YOU THREE LITTLE MANIACS STOP TURNING ALL THE KNOBS!" The older girl shouted.

"We have to get everything just right!" One girl in pigtails told her. "Hey! We have visitors!"

"Thank god!" The Female Joe groaned. "I'm Cover Girl and this is Shipwreck. Shipwreck!"

Shipwreck was annoying a female SHIELD agent. "What? Oh hold on sweets! Be right back!" He sauntered over. "Hey there! Shipwreck Delgato's the name!"

"What is all this?" Fury glared at the children. "A day care field trip?"

"These are the ones who fixed the transporter," Cover Girl explained. "Believe it or not."

"Sir they're our technical advisors on this project," The aide told him.

"Hello Mister Fury," The Triplets sang out cheerfully.

"You gotta be kidding me," Fury's jaw dropped.

"I'm afraid not," The aide sighed. "This is Trinity. That's Miss Daria, Miss Quinn and Miss Brittany."

"Don't let their age fool you," Shipwreck smiled. "My girls are geniuses! Take after their old man!"

"Ha!" The older girl snapped sarcastically.

Shipwreck glared at the older girl and turned his attention back to Fury. "Yup my daughters are smarter than the smartest sea serpent that ever lived!"

"And have worse manners to boot!" Cover Girl groaned.

"Okay you're their father," Fury was trying to get a handle on the situation. "Are you their mother?"

"No, thank god!" Cover Girl sighed. "I'm just here to help keep things in line. Girls! Stop that! Come back down here!"

The girls had levitated to the top of a strange machine. "We just want to make sure it's working properly!" Brittany sang out.

"Let me guess," Fury closed his eyes and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "They're also mutants as well as geniuses? Am I right?"

"Bingo," The girl with blue streaked hair sighed. "It runs in the family."

"This is Wavedancer," Cover Girl introduced. "She's also Shipwreck's daughter and the Triplet's sister. She is also leading the Misfits."

"Yes I've heard about you and the new team," Fury nodded. "Impressive work you did with the Pulsar Cannon."

"It was a team effort sir," Althea told him. "We've been working hard to…oh no!"

"So maybe later you and me should go out sometime," Shipwreck was once again hitting on the female SHEILD agent. "I know this great Italian place. It's nice and dark and very private…"

"Yeah she could stab you to death and no one would find your body for hours!" Althea hit him from behind.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Shipwreck rubbed his sore head.

"We're here to keep an eye on the Triplets! Not to get you a date!" Althea shouted.

"Do you always have to interfere with my private life?" Shipwreck shouted.

"What private life?" Althea shouted back. "I can't take you anywhere in public without you hitting on women! It's disgusting!"

"Uh maybe you girls should explain what you've done and how this works?" Fury quickly turned his attention to the girls as Shipwreck and Althea fought.

"Very simple," Brittany showed him a pin. "Using this pin attached to a person the Mass Device can home in onto your location. She put one pin on his aide.

"We were able to convert the fuel system from running on precious metals to a simple plentiful fuel supply." Daria poured in some strange purple fluid.

"Grape juice?" Fury took the container and looked at it. "This thing runs on grape juice?"

"It's also very nutritious!" Quinn told him. "Now all you have to do is press the button like so and…" She did so. The aide disappeared. Only to reappear on the other side of the room. "Voila!"

"Well that's handy if you want to cross the room without walking," Fury asked. "Does it have a longer range?"

"Actually with this device you can send anyone anywhere," Cover Girl said.

"WILL YOU STOP TRYING TO PICK UP EVERY HALFWAY DECENT WOMAN YOU SEE?" Althea shouted.

"YOU ARE SUCH AN EVIL AND SELFISH CHILD! DON'T YOU WANT YOUR FATHER TO HAVE SOME HAPPINESS?" Shipwreck shouted.

"I DON'T WANT MY FATHER TO END UP IN JAIL!" Althea shouted.

"Can you send them out of here?" Fury groaned.

"No problem," Brittany pushed a button and they disappeared. "We figured this would happen so we stuck a pin on them earlier. We just sent them to the cafeteria to have a little talk."

"That's better," Fury breathed a sigh of relief. "But can you really send anyone anywhere?"

"Sure watch!" Quinn pushed a button again and instantly the aide found himself in Tahiti.

"Uh…hello?" The aide looked around and found himself surrounded by water and palm trees.

Back at SHEILD Fury looked at the screen. "You sent my personal assistant to Tahiti?"

"We figured he needed a vacation," Quinn told him. "And here's the best part!" She showed her wrist to him. There was a small watch-like device attached to it. "This is our newest invention! A personal relay system that you can use to have the device transport to anywhere in the world!"

"Let me see that," Fury reached out to take it. But Quinn slapped his hand away.

"MINE!" She snapped. "Take Daria's!"

"Nuh-uh!" Daria snapped. "Take Brittany's!"

"No way!" Brittany said.

"Will one of you give me the stupid thing?" Fury yelled.

"NO!" The Triplets yelled. They simultaneously pushed a button on their device and they disappeared.

"Uh…Did I mention that they have a device just like this in their lab back on the base?" Cover Girl said.

"No you did not," Fury sighed. "Somebody find those kids!"

"Sir!" The intercom crackled to life. "We have a situation in the cafeteria! Some sailor and this kid appeared out of nowhere and started arguing! Now they're having a major food fight and we can't stop them!"

"They're a bit of a handful aren't they?" Fury asked.

"That is the understatement of the year," Cover Girl sighed. "And the Triplets aren't exactly easy to manage either!"

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Meanwhile the Triplets appeared in a secret section of SHIELD. "All right!" Daria rubbed her hands together. "Now we get to see the good stuff!"

"Yeah there's gotta be something neat we can play with!" Brittany nodded. "What's behind that door?"

"Can you crack the code?" Quinn asked as they walked up to it.

"Who needs a code?" Daria asked. They then transported to the other side of the door. "Brrr! It's freezing in here! What is this? An icebox?"

"Look at this!" Quinn pointed. There was a man in a strange red, white and blue uniform in a clear container. "Wow. This must be where they keep the bodies. I wonder if Jimmy Hoffa is in here someplace?"

"Why would SHEILD keep a dead guy in here?" Brittany asked.

"He's not dead stupid," Daria rolled her eyes. "He's in suspended animation! Look at this!" She accessed a computer and started to read the information. "He's called Captain America!"

"Catchy name," Brittany remarked.

"He's an experimental super soldier from the forties," Daria read. "But there was a problem with the formula and they had to put him on ice to save his life. It appears the formula destabilized his molecules and stuff."

"Let me see that!" Quinn read the file. "Wow this guy had some major damage done to him!"

"Too bad he doesn't have regeneration powers like Wolverine," Brittany said. "He could have healed himself!"

Immediately all three girls looked at each other and grinned. "You know…" Daria said.

"It is possible," Brittany said.

"TO THE LAB!" Quinn shouted.

"First we gotta rig up some kind of transport device for him!" Daria pointed.

"I got just the thing!" Quinn accessed the computer. "How about this?"

"That'll work!" Daria read. "Let's roll!"

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Cover Girl snapped at Shipwreck and Althea, both of whom were covered in food. "You two were supposed to keep an eye on the Triplets! Not act like them!"

"It's not my fault!" Althea folded her arms. "If somebody would act like a responsible parent instead of a horny teen-ager this wouldn't have happened!"

"Are you calling me irresponsible?" Shipwreck snapped.

"If the shoe fits Pop!" Althea snapped.

"I'll pop you!" Shipwreck made a fist.

"You want another banana in your ear!" Althea shouted.

"Bring it on!" Shipwreck snapped.

"Will you two lunatics knock it off!" Fury shouted. "Now we need to find those kids before…" The alarm went off. "They get into trouble…"

"It's in Sector 12 sir!" An agent told him.

They all ran down to find a few Agents tied up with jump rope. "They came out of nowhere sir!" One shouted. "Three little girls! They got the jump on us, grabbed a transport pod and disappeared again!"

"A transport pod?" Althea asked.

"Yeah we use it to move sensitive equipment," Fury told her. "Usually stuff that's frozen or radioactive or something like that. Now what could those kids want with that?"

Then the alarm went off again. "Something tells me we're going to find out!" Cover Girl said.

"According to this they were in Sector 27," Fury looked at a nearby computer to pinpoint their location. "Now they've disappeared. But that doesn't make any sense! The only thing in that sector is…OH NO! They didn't! They couldn't have! I don't believe this! What kind of kids do you have Delgato to steal that?"

"What did they take?" Shipwreck asked. "Some kind of secret weapon?"

"You might say that," Fury groaned.

Next: The Triplets pay a surprise visit to some old friends! Three guesses who?