"When I first came up with the idea. I knew he was going to be a star." - Rick Riordan

Percy Jackson, only 17 years old, and he's kicking the asses of Titans, making deals with the Gods, and pissing off his girlfriend's mom.

"This movie will blow your mind" - Rolling Stone

"Screw Bieber Fever. I have Percy Jacksonieber Fever." - New York Times

"Watch this movie!" - Percy Jackson

"I can't believe he's come this far. I mean he just started as a book character. And now he's a... a book character!" Annabeth exclaimed.

"I don't know why he got famous," Chiron shook his head, "It boggles my mind."

This inspirational movie about a teenage boy cost three billion dollars to make.

"Really? For this piece of sh..." - Random hater

You will see a side of Percy Jackson, you've never seen before...

Percy Jackson: Never Say Never (unless to drugs)

Coming to Theaters in 2D

A/N: I decided that Percy Jackson needed a documentary. An accurate one (unlike the Lightning Thief movie). And Justin Bieber doesn't deserve a movie. I mean she (or he... hmmm) just got famous by luck. So, anyways. BYE!