Gundam Wing? It's not mine. Know how I can tell? I'm typing this disclaimer. Yep.

Okay, this mess, I feel, needs some explanation. More than I could fit in a summery, anyway...

Awhile back, when Gundam Wing first came out on Cartoon Network, I went looking for yaoi for it. Found a lot of good stuff. I also found, (and sadly I cannot remember the author's name) a list of her opinions on various GW couples. This was also very amusing. But what stuck in my head, thus causing this monstrosity, was and I quote:

Duo and Zechs: All that hair! Wouldn't they get tangeled in it?

To which my mind responded: Yes. Yes, they would. And here's how everyone else would react to finding them like that!

Now, it got typed all in the space of one afternoon, and i'm not even sure what to call this these things. Are they script fics or something? I don't know. All I know is I came across them while typing today, so- why not?

Oh, and i'm fairly sure some, if not all, are wildly out of character.


Tangle

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Lying in a bed, location unknown.

"Damn, Zechs. That was great."

"Is that my name? I'd forgotten. Hey, what's your name?"

"Ha, ha. Witty, Zechs."

Companionable silence falls over the room until...

"I gotta go."

"Duo?" yawns "Go where?"

Rolls eyes. "To the bathroom, Zechs."

" 'Kay." and as he tries to leave, gets yanked down...

"Yeouch!"

"Gack! Damnit, why'd you pull my hair?!"

"Why'd I pull your hair?! You pulled... oh shit."

"What?"

"Zechs... our hair's gotten all tangled."

"Damn. Oh damn. What are we going to do?"

"Don't panic, I'll just start pulling..."

"Ouch!" Zechs slaps Duo. "Be careful!"

Duo punches Zechs. "You be careful! This is your fault! You wanted my hair down!"

We leave them, hoping that perhaps they will be rescued...

fade to black