"Tell me again why I need this." Bowser grumbled. "My teeth are fine! What's the dentist going to do for me?"
"I already told you Dad!" Bowser Jr snapped as he put down his swimsuit magazine. "You've never gone even once! Heck you've never even brushed your teeth!"
"But I want to kidnap the princess!" Bowser whined. "Not sit around in this office.
"You do that every Wednesday." Bowser Jr mused. "It's time to be a responsible adult."
"NO!" Bowser cried as he threw himself on the floor on the dentist's office and began to pound his fists. "NO! I WANT TO KIDNAP PEACH! I WANT TO KIDNAP PEACH!"
"Dad!" Bowser Jr hissed. "You're a grown lizard! Behave yourself!"
"NO!" Browser cried.
People suddenly stopped to watch as the lizard continued to throw a huge fit. Bowser Jr, however looked away, his checks red with same. He put his magazine over his head and pretended to be reading it.
"Hello." Toad said as he suddenly emerged behind the two Koopas. "Are you Bowser?"
"Yes." Bowser said as he stood up.
"It's time for your appointment." Toad said. "Come on back so the dentist can…"
"NO!" Bowser snapped as he crossed his arms. "I'm staying here!"
"DAD!" Bowser Jr yelled. "Go back there with the nice toad!"
"You can't tell me what to do." Bowser said as he stuck out his though.
"I'll give you a gold coin!" Bowser Jr smiled.
"Oh Goody!" Bowser cried in delight as he clapped his hands together. "Lead the way."
"Alright." Toad mused as he led them down a hallway and to the door to the office. "By the way, which one of you is the parent?"
"ME!" Bowser exclaimed as he raised his hand.
"I have a hard time telling as well." Bowser Jr muttered.
"Hello there Bowser!" The dentist cried from inside the door. "It's a me!"
"I know that voice." Bowser snarled.
"Ready for your checkup?" Dr. Mario exclaimed as he opened the door.
"AHHHHHH!" Bowser screamed. "It's a you! Why world? What did I do to deserve this cruel fate?"
"Not brushing your teeth." Bowser Jr muttered. "Now go inside!"
Bowser followed Mario inside to see a chair with many appliances.
"IS THAT A SHOCK CHAIR?" Bowser screamed in horror.
"No it's the chair we do your treatment in. Now sit down!" Mario yelled.
"NEVER! I won't… HEY!" Bowser cried as Mario pushed him into the chair. Two steel chains held him in place.
"I had a feeling those one up I used this morning would be helpful, but I never dreamed that I'd be using them to push you down. Oh, and we also added chains to keep startled patients in place. Now. Open wide." Mario said as he pulled out a rod with a thin metal hook on top.
"WHA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Bowser cried.
"Getting all of the muk of out of your teeth." Mario said calmly as he put the hook in Bower's mouth and started scraping his teeth. "How on earth did your teeth get this messy? Honestly you should've visited years ago."
A couple of minutes passed until Mario grabbed the hook out and revealed a spinning brush. "Now. It's time to..."
"NO!" Bowser screamed. And right at that moment he breathed fire out of his mouth out of fear.
Mario screamed in agony as the flames hit his head. At that very moment, Bowser had found the strength he needed and broke his chains. After that he fled the room, throwing open the door.
"Run." Bowser told Bowser Jr.
"Why?" Bowser Jr asked. "Is that…smoke? DAD! How many times do I have to tell you to stop burning people's faces off!"
"There's no time for that!" Bowser cried. "We need to go. NOW!"
"FINE!" Bowser Jr snarled. "And dad?"
"Yes sweetheart?" Bowser said.
"No ice cream."
