Spoot: uh oh...
Duo: Uh oh?
Spoot: tee hee...
Duo: Uh oh...
Peacock
"Duo?" Hilde said. Duo looked up from rummaging through a pile of scrap and glanced at her. She said nothing. She was looking up at the sky. "What?" he asked. "Do you know what a peacock is?" Duo nearly fell over with laughter, which would have been bad, as he was high up on that pile. "I'm serious." She said in a stern voice, placing hands on her hips. he stopped giggling and looked up at the sky too. "A bird." he said. then went back to work.
"Yeah, but what kind of bird?" Duo sighed, annoyed with her inane questions. "A flightless bird." he said, pulling something from the pile. "Yeah, I know that...but what KIND of bird?" Duo looked over at her. "Get back to work."
"you don't know do you." she mermured. "I do, but we have work to do." she groaned. "Just tell me." Duo sighed again and stood up. his knees hurt from squatting for so long. "A flightless bird. that's all."
"Why do they have all those feathers?" she asked. "I dunno, maybe to find a mate. I suppose, that's all, are we done here?" he snapped. She shook her head, and looked over at him. "Peacock is a funny word." She said. Duo slapped his brow. "Yes, it is." She laughed at how annoyed he was getting. "It sounds kinda dirty." she said with a sly look his way. his jaw dropped. "What do you mean dirty!"
"you know..." She pointed at his groin. "AHK! HEY!" he covered himself with a piece of scrap. she laughed hard. "Get back to work..." she did so, still giggling. he squatted down again and began to dig. mumbling. "Peacocks...geez, please...come on now...Peacock...really..."
"What that?"
Duo jumped. "Hmm, nothing! just talking to myself." he said to her. she was looking over at him. She smiled. "So, you have one don't you?" he looked up at her. "Have one what?"
"a peacock."
"GET BACK TO WORK!"
"Can I see it?"
"WORK!"
"Ok!"
The two went back to digging. Hilda had plans as she dug. bad bad plans...to get Duo to be a peacock. oh yeah. he was so shy, and she wanted him to open up. this wasnt about male genitalia, not at all. She just wanted him to open himself up around her. She sat back on her butt and pulled off her glove, and tossed it at Duo.
"HILDE!"
She giggled.
"seriously, please!"
Giggles
"Stop it..."
Giggles
"Hilde..."
Duo had begun to giggle as well. There it was! peacock. "We hafta get to work Mr. Maxwell!" She shouted in the manliest voice she could. Duo laughed harder. "Oh, man. look at all this shiny scrap." Duo said, trying to sound like Howard. Hilde laughed. "Hey, Duo?"
He looked up at her. "M'yea?"
"You wanna make out?"
"Up here?!"
"Yeah, sure."
Duo rolled his eyes. Crazy girl. "No, not up here. not right now!" Hilde moved in closer. "Watsa matta? ya chicken?"
"I thought I was a peacock?" She giggled at his comment. "No, Hilde, not right now."
She moved in closer. "I never said you were one, I said you had one...now lets see it!" Duo looked positively shocked! "WAH! no!" Hilde was in his face at this point. "Lets see it Duo, I wanna see your peacock!"
"HILDE!"
She tackled him, and they went down. She was on top of him, pulling on his shirt, trying to get it off. he was struggling to get her away. "STOP! HILDE STOP IT!"
"Nope, lemme see it! come on Duo..."
She got his shirt up, and there his belly was. she leaned in close, and pressed her lips to it. "HIDE! I don't wanna do this right now! please!" She blew hard into his tummy, making a raspberry! He hollered and whooped with laughter. Peacock.
Spoot: I love it!
Duo: That was cute!
