~*~Man! I feel like a woman~*~ Summary: [Post-Chosen] Spike comes back a little wrong. . .The title says all. A/N: Just an idea that's been bouncing in my head for a while now... Oh yes, and no flames, please. I *will* accept constructive criticism though.

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The glowing entity heaved a sigh, "William, we have been through this-"

Blue eyes flashed. "What the bloody hell did you expect?!" He began to pace back and forth, "Did you expect me to accept this with a grin and be gone?"

"Well, no. But-"

"Damn right," he growled, "When you told me you I was going to be able to return, I thought it would be as *me*, not--"

"I am terribly sorry, William. But you have to understand that this is the only way--"

"No. There has to be another way. Something else..." Spike tried.

The entity sighed once more and lingered to his side. "William, if we could have turned you into someone else, you *know* we would have done so." Shaking it's head, it muttered, "I sure would've loved to have spared me this headache."

Spike ran a hand through his hair and put a hopeful expression on his face, "Are you sure you can't just...make me a puppy?"

"Well, we could--"

"Make me that, then."

"...Then you'd remember nothing of the woman whom you are trying to return to," it finished, "Are you willing to give that up?" The spirit floated in front of Spike and awaited his choice.

Spike stood in silence as seconds ticked by. Weighing the pros and cons of each decision, he finally groaned in defeat. "Oh, bloody hell." he sighed, "Fine."

"So what path have you chosen?" It asked, it's finger beginning to move in a circular motion. Light blue streams appeared after it's finger and they continued to expand with each twist of it's wrist.

With a deep breath, Spike held his head high and nodded. "Bring me back. Make me a--"

"Woman you shall be." With one last flick, Spike disappeared into the blue.

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A/N:Hmm...I'm thinking of redoing this. What do you think? Or maybe I should just write the second chapter?

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