Disclaimer: again I own nothing of naruto. Its very saddening to keep saying this at the beginning of each story.
Request: RNR hehe.
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The Date of Discord
"Hmm who should be my first victim here? This city is so happy, there is absolutely no choice but to cause some havoc around here," said Eris, muttering under her breath while smiling captivatingly, already making many of the men in the Hidden Village of Leaf (Konoha) grin stupidly, fall over and fight among themselves.
Eris, the Greek goddess of discord, had only one goal: to cause discord wherever she went.
Usually, though, her ideas always somehow backfired, in a way thought to be impossible. And when they backfired, she would get a punishment from Zeus (the god of all gods…)
This time, she had gotten a really bad punishment. After throwing the "stupid apple of discord" at the wedding of Peleus and Thetis, and said would go "to the fairest", sparking a vanity-fueled dispute between three strong goddesses, she received a punishment so horrible, she wept when she thought about it.
She was ordered to go to the shudder "crappy ninja human world", and had to stay there for "TWO WHOLE FREAKING MONTHS?!"
Well, at least it was a lot easier to cause discord in here. Humans are so very predictable.
Suddenly Eris was pulled out of her train of thoughts when she realized that two young ninja men, around the age of 18, weren't looking at her. They were actually laughing at the men who were going crazy over her.
She saw that one of them were wanted by many women, as they were surrounded by women of all ages, and thus, swore to cause some discord among them somehow.
"And I know exactly how to do it," thinking to herself with her eyes gleaming evilly as she approached them, hearing many of the ladies crying, "Sasuke-kun stop staying around the idiot! Go on a date with me, please!"
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The pair of best friends, Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke were laughing hysterically at the people who were making a fool of themselves.
"LOOK! Even Shikamaru and Shino are fighting to get to her first! HAHAHA! What bakas!" exclaimed Naruto, with Sasuke laughing. (hey if Sasuke actually laughs, it must be really funny.)
Then, Sasuke stopped laughing, nudged Naruto and said," Shut up! She's coming!"
Eris made her way through the screaming, begging crowd of girls, earning some snide comments made about her.
"Hi there. I'm Eris-chan, a ninja from a neighboring country. It's my first time here so, could you show me around?" she asked politely and smiling, although what she really wanted to do was to kick the ass out of the blond idiotic guy who looked as though he couldn't compose himself.
The guy who had hair shaped like a chicken's rear end, "Sasuke isn't it", just looked her up and down and said," Well, I'm not free now. I have to train for the upcoming jounin exams with my friend here. Why don't you ask Shikamaru-kun to show you around?"
"Sorry," he said, and dragged his blond hair friend out of the gaggle of girls.
"They just earned some serious trouble," Eris said, making a mwahahaha sound in her head.
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Eris went into one of the many alleys the Konoha village had and made a clone of into Naruto. Then she transformed herself into Sasuke after observing what they wore and how they acted.
Following the brilliant plan she had in her head, she made the Naruto clone stay and being sasuke, went up to one of the doors of a girls house that she knew was definitely crazy over "that chicken", and knocked on the door.
"Coming!" Sakura cried, and flung open the door. Her shock was undeniable, and to Eris, was rather enjoyable. "Sasuke-kun! Nani?" she asked, trying to smooth her ruffled pink hair and crumpled dress without looking too messy.
Eris went into action. "Err well, Sakura-chan, I…I would like to go out with you. Are…you free today?" she asked, knowing better than to say more.
BAM! She wasn't expecting the slam of the door in her face though.
"Maybe she saw through my plan…" the lookalike Sasuke turned to leave broodingly.
"WAIT! Sasuke-kun! Of course! Let's go!" Sakura exclaimed with a big smile on her face, and grabbed Sasuke's hand to pull him down the street. She led him into a flower shop, chattering all the way, where surprisingly her enemy just happened to be there.
Then Naruto destroyed the "perfect" date (according to Sakura) because after Sasuke looked around the shop, he picked a rose, saying, "Sakura-chan, this is for you."
Then Eris added a horrifying line, "It's for helping me find the perfect present for my first month dating anniversary with Naruto-kun!"
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The Naruto clone walked into the flower store after getting a summon from Eris. She turned to him and kissed him passionately, pulling away only after a minute or two.
While Sakura and Ino almost fainted, Sasuke purred, "Naruto-kunnn! This is for you!" Then 'he' handed him a bouquet of red roses.
They walked out together hand in hand, leaving the wide eyed, jaw dropped girls.
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When Sasuke and Naruto finally came back from the training grounds, they were greeted with a village full of fuming girls, mostly heading for Naruto.
Ino and Sakura were the exception. They headed for Sasuke, cracking their knuckles.
"Naruto! What did you do this time? Dammit they look so scary! Did you try to kiss Sakura or something?" Sasuke cried, ready to turn back and run.
"It ain't me this time, baka. It has to be you! Did you become gay or something?!"
Naruto had no idea how close this was to the truth.
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"My work here is done," Eris said as she transformed into herself and made the clone vanish, while watching the 'best of friends' running away from the raging mob.
"This may be my best idea yet. I have to try this on another village."
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I loved this idea. I mean it popped into my head this morning and I loved the idea.
Hoped you liked it!
