Sirius' diary entry.
Pt I.
12:45 am.
Dear Diary,
I just couldn't help it, I had to write in you again. I know that I said I wouldn't write anymore, because it seemed so feminine, but I have to. I need to confess.
Every day I walk by her, and I have to restrain myself from running over and hugging her, kissing her. There's this split second in which our gaze meets and it's just us in the hall. But then, the crowd pulls us apart, and pushes me along to the Gryffindor table. Nobody knows about our love, its forbidden, people would shun us if they found out. Not even my fellow Marauders know.
It's been three days, since I've held her in my arms: Three terribly long, terribly lonely days. I pass her every day, more than once and I just ache. I just wish that we could meet up sometime and not risk being caught. Dammit.
His lovers entry.
Pt I
12:45 am.
Dear Diary,
I know that I'm a hearing-impaired, writing-impaired, visually-impaired, seeing-impaired, wood-enhanced girl, but somehow I am managing to write this entry.
somehow glares at the author, despite being completely physically and mentally-impaired
Sirius is the hunkiest, smartest, sweetest and bestest man I know. Yes, I realize that 'bestest' isn't a real word. Deal with it. Anyway..I love him so much. I just can't help it. We see each other and you can just feel the love. It's like there's nobody else in the room with us. Even though it's been three days, I know his feelings for me haven't suddenly changed. I've seen the sad look on his face for a moment before James says something as they go to their House table. If I had a heart, its strings would be sufficiently pulled. If I had eyes, I'd be crying.
Unfortunately I don't.
But Gods, how I love Sirius Black.
Sirius' diary entry.
Pt 2
1 am.
Okay..I couldn't help it. I had to tell someone.
So, I told James.
James pushes Sirius over and scribbles in a response
J: Seriously, I should disown you.
S: But I love her! I thought you'd understand!
J: Sirius..Padfoot...Mate..She's a BROOM CLOSET!
S: Don't say that about her!
J: That's it, I disown you. You disgust me.
S: I wish you'd understand!
J: Mate, what am I going to tell Liv?
S: Nothing! You can't tell her!
J: …
S: Well, you can't.
J: The high-heels, I can understand. Dressing up like a girl, I can understand. But being in love with a broom closet, that's just going too far, Sirius.
S: GET OFF MY BED.
J: Aren't we a little titchy?
S: I mean it, I'll hurt you.
J: Pshh.
James leaves and goes and informs Remus of Sirius' oddness.
I just wish he could understand.
But .. I don't think I can survive without my best friends.
I can live without her, my love.
After all, I do have Liv.
What do I do?
The Broom Closets Diary Entry.
Pt 2.
Sirius broke up with me. I can't believe he did that.
How am I going to live?
Thank the Gods for me being a broom closet, eh?
Maybe I should give the mop a go.
He seemed pretty keen.
He was muttering something about kids before.
Hmm.
I think I'm over Sirius Black now.
After all, I'm just a freakin' closet. It isn't like I have a heart.
What? You actually thought I did?
Pshh, no.
I don't even know how I'm writing this crap.
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The diary and quill drop to the ground just as Livia, Sirius' girlfriend, sees it, and out of curiosity, picks it up and begins to read.
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you can tell what would occur from that disastrous occurrence.
A/N: What? I was bored. So, it wasn't that funny. It was much better whilst it was in my head, at 1am in the morning. Pshh. Should've written it then. Ah well, I hope you enjoyed the random story!
