"John?"
"Yes, Sherlock?"
"I'm bored."
"Why don't you watch telly?"
"It's dull, and very predictable."
"What about those cases in the newspaper?"
"Not exciting enough. Do you have your gun?"
"Yes. Why do you need it?"
"The wall deserves a few more bullet holes."
"No, Sherlock! You are not shooting the wall."
"Why not?"
"Mrs. Hudson raised the rent 50 pounds last time."
"Fine."
"You could read a book."
"Dull."
"Call Mycroft and ask him about his diet?"
"Did that yesterday."
The phone rang.
"It's Lestrade."
"Come along, John. We have a case to solve."
"Anything to keep you from boredom."
