Title:
Potazo
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji…sort of
Rating: PG ?
Word Count: 300
Disclaimer:
not mine
Summary: AU. Sanji has to save the wold but come
up with…
The time had finally come. The earth couldn't provide any more food supply. Famine had become an enigma in almost every part of the world. Human race was about to be extinct. Unless… Sanji, the biology professor, finally succeeded in his experiment and came up with new plant that can be the new food source.
He had been trying hard these past years to create this new plant, but he just never called it a success. It wasn't because the plant, which was some kind of rhizome, wasn't edible or nutritious enough. It just that he wasn't satisfied with its appearance and thought it just too gross that no one would be able to eat that.
"But we're running out of time. Can't fail again this time," he said to the tiny pot which contains his new invention. He took a long drag before threw the cigarette away and scrunched it.
All these time all he could see was only its top. Green and grass-like. Professor Sanji had to dig it out before he could see whether he succeeded or fail again on this attempt. He grabbed his mini shovel and dug out the soil carefully. And just like a father treating his newborn baby, Sanji pulled it out o the pot. Apparently, the green, grass-like part was long enough for him to squeeze at. Nervously, he brought it at to his eye level and stared at it.
"Oh, shit! Not again!" he said hopelessly at the wriggling-and-supposedly-human-race-new-food before him. Oh yes, that thing was wriggling.
Alas! It seemed like this was the real end for human kind since it had been Professor Sanji's 1443rd attempt and he still didn't know how to make this potato-sized plant to not look like a miniature of a wriggling baby Zoro.
