Super Smash Bros. Learn to Fuse!

Disclaimer: Same as the others. Don't own any. (Except the fusions which are half Nintendo.)



~At Onett Town we see a young boy and spiked shell turtle battling~

Familiar Voice: You're going down Bowser!

Bowser: Not in my life or yours Ness!

Ness: P…K… THUNDER! (A huge force of lightning struck Bowser right in the head.)

Bowser: You little brat, I'll kill you right here right now! (Bowser then dashed right toward Ness like a mad hockey player about to pummel someone who ticked him off and then Bowser grabbed hold of Ness and slashed his face back and forth leaving Ness a battered face of scars.)

Ness: Ouch! You bastard you will pay for this.

Bowser: Watch your language pipsqueak. (Bowser laughed right in front of Ness's face spitting rudely.)

Ness: P…K… FLASH! (Ness was charging up a PK Flash and Bowser was shocked in horror as the big bulb of light grew bigger and bigger.)

Bowser: Oh shit, what the hell is that? (Bowser started running but because of his huge shell he could only get a few feet away from Ness before he unleashed his ball of fury.)

Ness: AHHHH! (Ness then threw the gigantic, almost 10 feet in height energy ball at the oversized turtle.)

Bowser: I'm too young to die! (Bowser was then tossed into the air and disappeared in a blink of an eye.)

Ness: Oh yeah, I win; you lose you fat sack of shit. I love me! Well better be getting home.

~At Corneria Fox and Falco are training on top of the Great Fox~

Fox: Ready Falco?

Falco: Ready Fox.

Fox: Here I come! (Fox goes full frontal towards Falco and jumps up and spins down to kick.)

Falco: I don't think so, FIRE FALCON! (Falco starts a big flame around his body and flies straight toward Fox, and Falco's Fire Flacon hits Fox, still turning, making Fox get burnt from the feet up.)

Fox: Nice trick Falco but I can do the same thing, FIRE FOX! (Fox starts burning into a ball of fire then thrusting toward Fox burns right through him.)

Falco: AHHH! I'm on fire my feathers are on fire! (Falco then runs into the cockpit burning into cinders.)

Fox: Umm, nice… practice, hah.

~At a mysterious place inside a very dark room lies a monster on some throne~

Mysterious man: Look at them all. Pathetic fighters, and that's putting it lightly! A mere child beats the Koopa King. A bird runs away in flames crying. A pink marshmallow beats a giant monkey. But this fight is just outrageous! Pokemon beating up the famous bounty hunter Samus! These are so post to be the best fighters in the world! I could beat all of these people and things with just a flick of the finger. And you two despise me! Both of you fail to defeat these fighters, I ought to brake all your fingers. (In the corner of the room were two giant gloves. One was right and the other was left, the one on the left kept twitching like it had a seizure.

Right Glove: Sorry master but they just kept killing us no matter what we did. Both of us attacked them at once but they still killed us!

Left Glove: I's TrUe. We FaIlEd OvEr AnD oVeR! (The hand kept shaking and shaking until the right hand slapped him.)

Mysterious Man: Master Hand, Crazy Hand. You to are useless. I'm going out there and I am going to kill them all. You two are of no use to me now! (The mystery man then threw his fist at both of them and sent them flying out of the room leaving a huge hole in the ceiling.)

~At the Hyrule Castle Link, Young Link, and Zelda are sleeping in there rooms~

~Link in his room was just getting into bed when he heard a strange noise~

Link: Who's there? (Link looked around for something or someone who made that noise.)

Link: I'm warning you I got a sword! (Link noticed that it was coming from the hallway. He slowly walked toward the door and slowly opened it and flung his sword outward just in front of Young Links face.)

Young Link: I'm sorry I won't steal Lon Lon Milk ever again! (Link had a shocked look on his face as the sword was just above his nose. Then Princess Zelda came running out.)

Zelda: What was that little girly scream I heard?

Young Link: Hey! I don't sound like a… (They heard a thumping noise just outside the hallway into the lobby of the castle.)

Link: Did you hear that?

Zelda: I sure did. Link you stay here.

Link and Young Link: Hey, I'm not staying!

Zelda: Not You. (Pointing at Link.) You! (Pointed at Young Link.)

Young Link: Dang, I'm always the one left out! (Young Link went back to bed.)

~Link and Zelda went to the lobby and searched for the noise. ~

Link: Come on out! (Link shouted.)

Zelda: I'll transform and search the upstairs you search down here. (Zelda then transformed into Sheik.)

Link: OK. (Link stayed in the downstairs while Sheik went up.)

Link: Oh man I wish I knew who… (Link was then grabbed and his voice was cut.)

~Upstairs~

Sheik: This is some scary shit… (Sheik to was cut off and grabbed too.)

~Inside Young Links room. ~

Young Link: I never get any action, even as Links former self. I know I'll go help them! (Young Link got up off his bed and ran into the lobby to see a shadowed man holding Link and Sheik.)

Young Link: Who are you and what are you doing with them? (Young Link put his hand behind his back ready to pull out his bow and arrow.)

Mysterious Man: I am the death person here to collect my victims. I am the nightmare that haunts you while you sleep, I am…

Young Link: Screw it! (Young Link pulled out his bow and arrow and shot a fire arrow at his arm and the mysterious man dropped Link and Zelda.)

Mysterious Man: AHHH! You little piece of shit, I'm going to kill you and all of your friends you bastard. (Blood was dropping from the mans arm and he warped out of the room in the blink of an eye.)

Link: Who the hell was that?

Sheik: I don't know. Call everyone to the castle, even our worst enemies. Who knows what where against?