The Rats Are Coming! The Rats Are Coming!

Ok, I have absolutely nothing against the Gundam pilots. This was based on a really weird dream I had one time, and I mean REALLY weird.

Disclaimer: OK, if I owned it, this would be an episode ~starts laughing maniacally and gets dragged off to an insane asylum while her friend watches in glee~

(By the way, this is my first fic so please R+R and tell me what you think. I just know I'm gonna get a lot of flames for this one)

Insane maniacal friend says: if you flame her, I will kill you… or not. Torture may do just fine.

Quatre: Quatre to army base one! Quatre to army base- what the?!

~Giant rats in bellhop suits come out from nowhere~

Quatre: Quatre to army base one! I need reinforcements!

Rat 1: D-uh, we're going as fast as we can Master Quatre, but d-uh, Harry hit his head really hard, and d-uh, we had to stop.

Quatre: Aah! Useless rats!

Rat in bellhop suit 1: D-uh! We are taking you all prisoner! HAHAHAHA!

Heero: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO USE RATS YOU IDIOT?!?!?!?

Quatre: Stupid Rasheed made me to "cut down costs". He probably wanted to get wasted.

Duo: DAMN HIM!!

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!

(geez Wufei, can you not go without saying that for once?)

Trowa: ok, can we get back to the story now?

Narrator: OOPS! Sorry!

~At the evil rat base~

Quatre: Why the hell did you capture us?

Duo: You sorry excuses for rats!

Heero: YOU All ARE WEARING BELLHOP SUITS!

Wufei: YOU ARE ALL STUPID! INJUSTICE!

Trowa: We're all gonna die!!!!!

Master rat: You all shut up or we'll give you a slow and painful death! As for the suits they are UNIFORM! GOT IT?!?

~All the Gundam pilots laugh~

Master rat: SHUT UP!

~An hour later~

~Heero gets hit on the head with an anvil~

Don't worry people. He got hit on the head. He'll be O.K.

Heero: Where am I? Who am I? What am I doing here? TELL ME DAMNIT!

~Duo walks toward him and gets sliced in half by a knife in the wall~

Duo: LEGS! MY LEGS! COME BACK HERE! I NEED YOU! LEGS!!!!!!!!!!

Wufei: HAH! You owe me Winner! I told you he'd still be talking if he got sliced in half!

Quatre: WHAT?!?!?!

Wufei: uh oh.

~Quatre goes Zero~

Wufei: OH SHIT!! ~screams like a little girl~ (sorry to all you Wufei fans out there, but I couldn't resist)

~Quatre grabs a lead pipe~

~Wufei pulls out his Katana~

Wufei: Back! Back you evil fiend!

Quatre: DIE! DIE! DIE!

~Quatre accidentally hits Trowa on the head with his lead pipe~

Quatre: Oops! Sorry Trowa! DIE WUFEI DIE!

Trowa: HeyguesswhatIriasaidshesaidthatshewantedtobemygirlfriendcanyoubelieveitthelo veofmylifeI'mgoingtotellherIwanttomarryherIhopeshe'llsayyesoopsI'vesaidtoomu chIjustcan'tshutupsomebodyhelpmeshutupplease……… IS ANYBODY LISTENING TO ME?!?!?!

Wufei: Wow, I've never heard him talk that much before. DIE WINNER DIE!

Duo: You said it. LEGS! COME BACK HERE! ~Chases them around in a wheelchair~ Geez, I didn't know I could run THAT fast! COME BACK HERE! A little help would be nice.

~Hilde, Relena, and Dorothy bust in dressed up as Sleeping Beauty, Snow White and Cinderella~

Relena (dressed as Cinderella): Heero! We've come to free all of you!

Hilde (dressed as Snow White*): Hey Duo, you OK?

Duo: Yeah, sort of. CATCH THOSE LEGS DAMNIT!!!

Dorothy (dressed as Sleeping Beauty*): Quatre!!

~A few hours later~

Relena: Hey! Do you all want to have a sleepover?

All: YEAH!!

Hilde: Well, we'd better think up a good name for it.

Dorothy: Yeah.

Quatre: ok, so what should we call it?

Dorothy: how about we call it-

~Old witch walks in~

Old witch: How about an apple?

All: No way! We all know it's poisoned!

Old witch: Kisama!

Hilde: Oh I know! We'll call it-

Old witch: Will somebody sweep my chimney for me?

All: No way! That stuff can kill you!

Old witch: Kisama!!

~Old witch leaves~

Relena: HEY! We can call it "The Three Little Puppies"**

All: YEAH! That's a great name for the sleepover!

Hilde: And cute to!

Relena: Especially when I check out the stats!

~Everyone looks at her strangely~

They all had the big sleepover party and lived happily ever after. THE END

*Ok, I know that these are completely out of character, but I was bored.

** I really don't know where this came from, but it was in my bizarre little dream, Ok?

How'd you like it? Weird huh?