Disclaimey: I do not own Happy Noodle Boy or any of the HNB characters!
Herez some Happy Noodle Boy comics because I like doin em! But the idea
belongs 2 Jhonen Vasquez..and I guess Johnny C.
Happy Noodle Boy Fade in: our hero is walking down a crowed street on the way to the city park.
Happy Noodle Boy (HNB): Fear my secret elbow, you dirty a** scum!
Small boy: Um, hello Mr. Noodle person.
HNB: Nonsensical? Yet you want my jade ape sh**? You will never own my banana legacy! It will always be mine! My face can sense that you envy Adam Sandler! Drool over my wicked neck!
Small boy: Goodbye, Noodle man.
HNB: Hunt only in the shade!
Old woman: eh?
HNB: Desist! You evil veil of venom! There are none as horrid as the Gorrila Federation! No one will save your oranges!
Fat man: What the h***'s your problem, Senor Noodle!
HNB: I KNOW you have the drake fungus, cheese nub! Fear my evil powers! The voodoo curse comes faster than pickled eggs! Pick me a winner, leggo shower curtain!
Small chubby boy: Daddy, I be afraid!
Fat man: alright, Noodloid! Backo off or I'll shoot u in da head!
HNB: Taste the evil power of my creamy nugat! Drat! My sanitary napkin begins to leak! Oh, the discomfort!
Fat man: What the h*** are you talking about, Noodle?
HNB: bzz bzzz bzz bzz bzz IT IS MY ANITBACTERIAL OINTMENT, COW CHEESE!
Fat man: alright, that's it!
Small chubby boy: make him die again, daddy!
(fat man shoots our hero in the head)
Fade out: our hero lies motionless on the ground, thinking of the cream filling in his undergarmets at home. where's my maple syrup, mom?! END! By somebody who is not Johnny C. YES, I STOLE IT! MWA HA HA HA!
"One small step for Noodle Boy, one huge leap for quesadillas."
A Brave New Noodle: HNB's adventures in spacey type areas! Woo hoo!
Fade in: Our hero is walking to the city park to once again reek havoc among the innocent human types. He comes upon a launch site.
HNB: Deceit! They HAVE taken my holy vacuum tube! Oh, where is my granpappy?
Astronaut: Who're you?
HNB: I AM the smell left behind by the lemon scented tile cleaner, I AM the light in the fridge after the door is closed, I AM the only living creature ever to taste sweeet vicory by the light of a thousand dead koallas. I AM sausage! Fear my power, which can only be matched by that of tile grout and sharp cheddar. Fear my laser vision, glutius maximus! Beware the stench of Aunt Martha's feet!
Astronaut: What the f***?
HNB: How DARE you hold my sister Bob hostage? I shall spray your shrubbery for such violation of the Declaration of Fried Toad A**es! Beware the vengence of the horrible flounder chowder! Grr! Cheese!
Astronaut: OK, somebody get him outta here before the launch!
Policeman: OK, Mr. Noodly, get outta here or we'll throw you in da rocket & send away into space!
Small Boy: Do it! Put Mr. Noodle person in the shiny rocket!
HNB: SHINY? Yet you believe not that feel the coldness of plastic applicators? Fear thy not the awesome stench of candy canes made from goat cheese? The pain! Oh the pain! My mother believes in the Keebler elf! Oh help! HELP! Where IS this horrid monkey of the special hot tub that you speak of, foxy witches!?
Policeman: PUT 'IM IN DA ROCKET!
Astronaut: Yes, sir!
(throws our hero into shiny rocket)
HNB: VIOLATION OF ROCKET FISH CODE! YOU SHALL PAY!
Policeman: START THE STINKIN' ROCKET!!!!!
Astronaut: Aye aye! (starta rocket up)
HNB: I feel the pain! Oh, here comes the motion of the dead! My pituitary gland, it swells! Happen it why does it? HELP ME JOHN TRAVOLTA! (rocket crashlands on moon)
HNB: Arg! The pain! my leg, it wiggles! Witness it's wiggling!
Alien: I am a horrible alien man! Fear me!
HNB: Oh can't you see? It has happened! Babies, taking over the earth! Oh mother! Fear the awesome reflexes of my generic brand mayonaisse! WHAT? NO VODKA!?
Alien: You must die!
HNB: How DARE you question the power of my authentic artificial flavoring! I come in six delicious colors! SIZE MAY VARY!
Alien: I shoot you now with me mighty ray gun!
HNB: Ramen?
Alien: DIE! (shoots Noodle Boy in the head WITH MIGHTY RAY GUN!!!!!! Oh, merciful heaven!)
HNB: ARG!!!! (falls limp)
Alien: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
HNB: Bacon.
Fade out: Noodle Boy lies on ground, deep in thought)
Happy Noodle Boy Fade in: our hero is walking down a crowed street on the way to the city park.
Happy Noodle Boy (HNB): Fear my secret elbow, you dirty a** scum!
Small boy: Um, hello Mr. Noodle person.
HNB: Nonsensical? Yet you want my jade ape sh**? You will never own my banana legacy! It will always be mine! My face can sense that you envy Adam Sandler! Drool over my wicked neck!
Small boy: Goodbye, Noodle man.
HNB: Hunt only in the shade!
Old woman: eh?
HNB: Desist! You evil veil of venom! There are none as horrid as the Gorrila Federation! No one will save your oranges!
Fat man: What the h***'s your problem, Senor Noodle!
HNB: I KNOW you have the drake fungus, cheese nub! Fear my evil powers! The voodoo curse comes faster than pickled eggs! Pick me a winner, leggo shower curtain!
Small chubby boy: Daddy, I be afraid!
Fat man: alright, Noodloid! Backo off or I'll shoot u in da head!
HNB: Taste the evil power of my creamy nugat! Drat! My sanitary napkin begins to leak! Oh, the discomfort!
Fat man: What the h*** are you talking about, Noodle?
HNB: bzz bzzz bzz bzz bzz IT IS MY ANITBACTERIAL OINTMENT, COW CHEESE!
Fat man: alright, that's it!
Small chubby boy: make him die again, daddy!
(fat man shoots our hero in the head)
Fade out: our hero lies motionless on the ground, thinking of the cream filling in his undergarmets at home. where's my maple syrup, mom?! END! By somebody who is not Johnny C. YES, I STOLE IT! MWA HA HA HA!
"One small step for Noodle Boy, one huge leap for quesadillas."
A Brave New Noodle: HNB's adventures in spacey type areas! Woo hoo!
Fade in: Our hero is walking to the city park to once again reek havoc among the innocent human types. He comes upon a launch site.
HNB: Deceit! They HAVE taken my holy vacuum tube! Oh, where is my granpappy?
Astronaut: Who're you?
HNB: I AM the smell left behind by the lemon scented tile cleaner, I AM the light in the fridge after the door is closed, I AM the only living creature ever to taste sweeet vicory by the light of a thousand dead koallas. I AM sausage! Fear my power, which can only be matched by that of tile grout and sharp cheddar. Fear my laser vision, glutius maximus! Beware the stench of Aunt Martha's feet!
Astronaut: What the f***?
HNB: How DARE you hold my sister Bob hostage? I shall spray your shrubbery for such violation of the Declaration of Fried Toad A**es! Beware the vengence of the horrible flounder chowder! Grr! Cheese!
Astronaut: OK, somebody get him outta here before the launch!
Policeman: OK, Mr. Noodly, get outta here or we'll throw you in da rocket & send away into space!
Small Boy: Do it! Put Mr. Noodle person in the shiny rocket!
HNB: SHINY? Yet you believe not that feel the coldness of plastic applicators? Fear thy not the awesome stench of candy canes made from goat cheese? The pain! Oh the pain! My mother believes in the Keebler elf! Oh help! HELP! Where IS this horrid monkey of the special hot tub that you speak of, foxy witches!?
Policeman: PUT 'IM IN DA ROCKET!
Astronaut: Yes, sir!
(throws our hero into shiny rocket)
HNB: VIOLATION OF ROCKET FISH CODE! YOU SHALL PAY!
Policeman: START THE STINKIN' ROCKET!!!!!
Astronaut: Aye aye! (starta rocket up)
HNB: I feel the pain! Oh, here comes the motion of the dead! My pituitary gland, it swells! Happen it why does it? HELP ME JOHN TRAVOLTA! (rocket crashlands on moon)
HNB: Arg! The pain! my leg, it wiggles! Witness it's wiggling!
Alien: I am a horrible alien man! Fear me!
HNB: Oh can't you see? It has happened! Babies, taking over the earth! Oh mother! Fear the awesome reflexes of my generic brand mayonaisse! WHAT? NO VODKA!?
Alien: You must die!
HNB: How DARE you question the power of my authentic artificial flavoring! I come in six delicious colors! SIZE MAY VARY!
Alien: I shoot you now with me mighty ray gun!
HNB: Ramen?
Alien: DIE! (shoots Noodle Boy in the head WITH MIGHTY RAY GUN!!!!!! Oh, merciful heaven!)
HNB: ARG!!!! (falls limp)
Alien: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
HNB: Bacon.
Fade out: Noodle Boy lies on ground, deep in thought)
