Majora of Gravity Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'll be briefly breaking my Hiatus and having a Halloween contest. I'll be posting Halloween themed stories, horror themed, or one's that end with a cliff-hanger! The story that gets the most reviews, will be the one I update on Halloween!(and maybe a few other surprises. heh. heh.)

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Now how's about you being a normal kid. Flirt with a girl, or steal a pie off a window sill...Said Grunkle Stan.

Bro, maybe Grunkle Stan is right. We're throwing a party tonight! Can't you go one night without searching for aliens or raising the dead or whatever?...said Mable...

Dipper growled as these memories floated around his head. His family just didn't get it! He didn't want to be normal! He liked who he was! If they weren't interested, fine! But did they have to treat the things that mattered to him like it was a joke? Like what made him happy wasn't important?!

Suddenly, he saw the agents outside. Yes! Maybe I can still save the night! Thought Dipper as he ran up to meet them...and then he heard them...

"So you really gave your card to a little kid you just met?" Asked agent Tripp incredulously. Agent Powers snorted. "Of course not! That cards a fake! I just gave it to him to shut him up...man was he annoying!"

Dipper felt his heart brake as his last chance to be taken seriously, vanishes forever. He runs crying back to the Shack...Not seeing the shadows leave the two agents... "Wait...weren't we just in the car?" Asked a disoriented Tripp...

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Dipper cries in his room. "Why can't anyone take me seriously!?" Screams out Dipper frustrated!

"Oh, is that all you want?...I think that can be arranged." Dipper cried out in terror and scuttled beneath the bed as a creature with no face, a business suite, and multiple long, slender arms appeared in his room.

"Who are you!?" Demanded Dipper. "Why, I'm just your unfriendly neighborhood Slenderman!" He then pulls out a bizarre and archaic mask. "Who just so happens to have a demonic mask. Which once put on, will send you to a nightmare realm. Where if you defeat all the enemies...you'll be granted all your wishes." He states simply.

Dipper looks at him in disbelief. "Why would I EVER willingly put on a 'demonic mask' to go to a 'nightmare realm'?" Asked Dipper incredulously.

Slenderman(somehow) smirked. "Let me answer your question with a question: What will you do now?"

Dipper looked at him weird. "What do you mean?" He asked cautiously.

"Why, what will you do; now that your last hope for people to take you seriously has been dashed?" He asked.

Dippers eyes widened...then he frowned... "I-I'll think of something!" He shouted out with uncertainty.

Slenderman simply kept smirking. "Well...you better think of something soon. Summers halfway done, and your not any closer to figuring out the mysteries of this town."

Dipper opens his mouth- "And mysteries solved or not...after Summer you'll be dragged back to your dull, boring, friendless, normal life."

Dipper's eyes widen as the crushing reality he'd been trying to ignore...hit him full force.

Slenderman nodded. "Indeed...let's be honest boy...That dreadfully boring suburbia was never your home...no one outside your family liked or noticed you...your parents might as well have been invisible for all the impact they had on your life...and your sister? Oh, she tries to make you feel welcome...but let's be honest; she doesn't 'get' you...she won't do what makes you happy...she's too busy trying to make you happy 'her way'...making you 'normal' in other words."

Slenderman shook his head as he snapped his finger. Causing a reveal of a picturesque Gravity Falls evening. "THIS is your home...this is the only place you've ever felt like you've ever belonged...the only place you've found people who accept you for YOU...where being 'abnormal' is not only a skill; but can make you a hero!"

Slenderman stealthily stole Dippers wish list from inside his journal while he chatted him up...and smirked at it's contents; 1: To live in Gravity Falls forever, 2: For people to finally treat me seriously, 3: For Wendy to love- NO, That's not fair to her...What I want...is a chance...a chance to prove to Wendy that I can be a good boyfriend to her despite the age difference...

Slenderman once more holds out Majora's mask. "It's up to you my boy; either gamble with supernatural forces far beyond your understanding...or go downstairs and sing 'Love Patrol Alpha' with your sister like a 'normal' boy."

Dipper didn't need to think about it...he quickly gathered up enough supplies, potions, equipment, and spells to kill a hippopotamus...he then takes a deep breath. This is who I am. He thinks to himself as he puts on the mask...and is whisked away on the adventure of a lifetime...

.50 levels, one movie, and 12 omakes later...

...Or in Earth Time: 1 minute later...

Dipper gasped for air as he was deposited by a vortex onto his bedroom floor. "YES! I DID IT! WOO-WHOO!" He shouts triumphantly.

Slenderman smirks. "Yes you did do it...and as agreed your wishes will be granted." He pulls out Dippers wish list. "And thank you- By the way; for making these wishes vague enough for me to be a true 'Jerkass Genie!'"

Dipper paled, then slapped his forehead. "IDIOT! You focused so much on the 'Videogame Tropes' you forgot about the 'Wishing Tropes!' STUPID! STUPID!" He chastised himself.

Slenderman snaps his fingers, causing Dipper to fall asleep. "Right, let's gets this party started!" He snaps his fingers-

(Music starts)

I was all on my own, I didn't care if anyone was there

The only time I didn't mind the company Was when I found my Funny bone!

"What do you say guys is this party legendary? When I say "Mabel" you say- And then the top of the Shack exploded...

so I left my home and I had a knack for the unknown

I loved to investigate and make believe That someone noticed me...

The Slenderman powered weirdness wave tore through the gravity Falls weirdness barrier like tissue paper...

And it was all in good fun, I had a great run, Until I ran into a certain Slenderman...

The weirdness wave passed through Piedmont, destroying the Pines home and killing their family...

An ancient treasure called my name.

And I was never the same...

The weirdness wave continued until it enveloped the country...

Oh Majora, What have you done to me? I used to be so carefree Now I can't escape this misery...

Then it enveloped the world!

Oh Majora, I never want to show my face again!

But I guess in just 3 days-

A small singular crack appeared over the once tranquil town...

-it won't matter anyway...

Slenderman crooned as he ran his fingers through Dippers hair lovingly...before he began snipping off body parts...

Oh, you were just a lost little boy

When I gave you a brand new toy

I opened up a world for ME to enjoy...

Slenderman helped speed up the masks integration with Dippers body...with fire...

When the world says that you're a disgrace.

It feels so good to know they'll be replaced!

Wendy nearly falls down. "Whoa, WHOA! I think it's an earthquake!" She blows an air-horn. "Hey, everybody, we got to get out of here!" She shouted before she was enveloped in a beam of light and vanished...

Everyone will change their tune...

Slenderman pauses as he looks up

When they see the moon...

All across the world people(who were not busy dying or running for their lives), looked up in disbelief...the moon had eyes! Green eyes! And long, beautiful red hair!

Shining down... And shedding her tears...

For the Pines Kid She befriended for years...

"SWEET MERCIFUL FRAK! I'M THE MOON!?" Screamed Wendy telepathically, causing everyone's ears to bleed...

And on his behalf She will unleash her wrath...

So don't you act surprised when I Watch the flames and laugh!

Sure enough Slenderman laughed as random pedestrians were set ablaze...

Oh Majora, What have you done for me?

I used to be so weak inside But now this power I won't hide...

Dipper slept on as his body was transformed and twisted by the masks dark magic...

Oh Majora, I never want to see this place again!

But I guess in 3 days-

A large cracking sound caused Bill to stir in his lair...

-It won't matter anyway!

Slenderman watched as the bubbles of madness warped psyches...

Now you may regret forgetting me, I've been waiting patiently

And now I've got the chance To make you finally See the pain cannot be undone-

You called him an abomination!

Which will actually be true when I'm done with him...Thinks Slenderman to himself as he continues Dippers surgery...

Now there's no going back, And nowhere to run!

"Bring it on home!" Shouts Slenderman as the sky rains blood...

Oh Majora, What's become of me?

Pleasure is mine, finally

But he still has this misery...

"Mabel...Wendy..." Groans Dipper to himself...

Oh Majora, Should he have trusted all The things I had to say?

But I guess in 3 days-

-IT WON'T MATTER ANYWAY!"

Finishes Bill Cipher as he and his Hench-maniacs eagerly wait for the barrier between worlds to shatter...in three days time...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: The song was a parody of 'Just 3 Days' by Mandopony

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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