This just popped into my head and I had to write it, what if Lelouch was female and thus spent more time around Milly growing up? Thicker skinned, less introverted, and more likely to find certain woman insufferably annoying rather then alluringly mysterious, honestly, this was a hoot to write. Please read and review.


"Wait wait wait," Lelouch stated quickly as C.C. paused her explanation of her former contractors powers, the exiled Princess ran her hands through her long hair a moment in thought before turning back to the witch. "You're telling me his Geass is permantly active? Mao can't not read people minds?"

C.C. nodded slowly as the raven haired revolutionary threw her hands up into the air in exasperation, "Were you going to tell me that at some point my damn power was going to run rampant? Really witch I get you're constantly trying to pull off this mysterious immortal shtick but some of us live in the real world and we need hard data to form contingency plans!"

Not for the first time Lelouch really wondered if becoming accomplices with this green haired hussy was really worth it, the bitch ran up her credit cards, stole her knickers, and got cheese stains in her bed sheets, all in one evening. The immortal in question cocked her head to the side looking for all the world like a confused feline as she replied,

"I'd have let you in on it sooner or later, really what are the chances of your power becoming fully active at an inopportune moment?" Gritting her teeth Lelouch resisted the urge to shoot the playfully smirking woman right then and there, if for no other reason then she knew her death bloody well wouldn't stick.

"Have you ever heard of Murphy witch? He's got this law, and it's best to plan around it! Ugh, fine whatever we're getting off track, Mao can read minds and he's insane because of it, why did he try to involve Shirley?"

C.C. shrugged once while tossing her hair about while giving Lelouch another all knowing smirk; deciding then and there that the woman was getting her bedroom pizza privileges revoked Lelouch growled lightly with visions of chainsaws swimming through her mind. Sensing her contractors ire she pouted a bit as she finally gave a response,

"You'd be so much more fun to toy with if you were a man, fine, he involved Shirley because she has an unhealthy crush on you and it only got worse when she found out that you are Zero. Calling in the evacuation of the Narita settlement before you had your redhead harlot bury the city thus saving her father pretty much cemented it." Lelouch grit her teeth at that, fangirls, ugh, turning back to C.C. she threw on a sickly sweet smile that seemed to disturb the immortal, good.

"Fine, and how can I get close to Mao to finish his arse off if he can read my mind?" C.C. shrugged once while reclining in her chair, rather childishly hoping she fell backwards for her efforts Lelouch stared at her reflection in the window and gasped. "Oh it can't be that easy, can it?"

C.C. dropped her chair back on all four legs as she gave the Princess an appraising look, eventually Lelouch grinned wickedly and caste her geass at the reflection, "I Lelouch vi Britannia order you to be unaffected by all geass except for this one!" She felt her power activate and a new weight fall on her consciousness, giggling to herself she turned back to C.C. who was eyeing her appraisingly.

"Huh...never would have thought of that."


"I can't hear your mind!" The white haired Chinese man stated in shock as he approached Lelouch wringing his hands nervously, face contorting between shocked confusion and awe. "I could hear you before, your thoughts were so maddening, never stopping, but now! Now you're like C.C.! Now you're perfect!" Eye twitching at being compared to the bullet riddled immortal currently bleeding out on the pavement Lelouch smiled thinly in return,

"That's right, your Geass will never work on me again, you'll never be able to hear my thoughts, ever." To her complete shock Mao fell to his knees before her and grabbed her hand so quickly she had no chance of pulling it back, lifting his eyeband with his free hand the insane man stared into her eyes as he giggled up at her.

"Will you be my best friend?" Lelouch stared down at him for several moments, he was dangerously unstable, childishly insane, and had all the emotional control of a six year old. Glancing over to C.C. and seeing panic in those irritating yellow eyes Lelouch grinned knowing exactly what to do, taking a knee she wrapped Mao in a hug that he gleefully returned.

"The very bestest friends Mao!" He yelled 'Yay!' as C.C. groaned in resignation, Lelouch for her part just grinned victoriously, that'd teach the witch not to push her buttons, and if she had to adopt another crazy person into her organization to do it, so be it.


"So who's the cutie following you around Lulu?" Looking up from the stacks of paperwork that no one else on the student council seemed capable of filling out legibly Lelouch turned to her best female friend and stared at the irritating blonde for well over a minute. Milly of course was unfazed so Lelouch gave up the staring contest as a bad job while sighing in resignation,

"His name is Mao and he's adopted me as his best friend, he's kind of a special needs case and has to stay around me at all times or he gets...twitchy," Mao looked up from his coloring book and grinned at the confused blonde waving jauntily.

"Lelouch is the best! She lets me sleep on her couch and her ninja maid is constantly trying to kill me so I'm always on my toes, it's great! Oh and did you know Lelouch can cook Cantonese dishes? Gender equality marches on!" Sighing Lelouch shook her head as she turned back to Milly deciding that it was best to just come clean,

"He has the power to read minds, I'm the only person he can't hear so if he focuses on me he can be in crowded areas without going nuts," Milly nodded slowly as she began stroking her chin lightly.

"Like your geass then?" Lelouch sighed out an affirmative as she grabbed another form to edit; really she had to stop letting this blonde menace talk her into drinking games, Milly knowing all your secrets was a bad thing all around because she ended up blackmailing you with them. Like for instance forcing you to fill out everyone elses bloody paperwork on a Saturday,

"Yeah, pretty much, except his can't be turned off, anyway I'm thinking about taking him to the Tower of Babel to fuck over some nobles at the poker tables, wanna come with?" Milly clapped happily as she turned to leave,

"I'll grab my purse and tell Grandpa we're borrowing the Audi! Be right back!" As the door slammed Mao turned to Lelouch staring at her innocently,

"Do you have any idea the shear amount of sexually depraved things that woman was thinking about you, me, you and me, and you and me and her?" Throwing the last form onto the finished pile Lelouch picked her coat up off the back of her chair and slid it on, turning back to Mao she sighed tiredly,

"I've been friends with her since before I could walk so...yes, I have an idea, you going to be ok with her around?" Humming a minute he gave her a sheepish smile and shrugged,

"I think I need an adult," at this the door slammed open and a grinning Milly was standing before them,

"I am an adult! Now come my minions shenanigans await!"