So I reuploaded this after I left the code in the last one yes I am that stupid. Wow thats sad. It gave me a good idea though. After I F*cked this one up I decided to rewrite a little of the story. I got the names from a mock trial case thats why they don't make any sense. Also I am not A middle aged man who lives in texas and writes fiction. I am a middle aged man who lives in georgia and writes fiction based of the texas dudes stories. I may not be Rick Riordan but I am a super saiyan.
Pat swanson POV
My name is Pat Swanson. Yes I know Pat is a girls name but I am totally a dude. I am rather handsome dude at that I might add. I might not be as hot as Kiffin Van Der Lame the school man whore but I am way smarter and my chocolate chip eyes plus short neatly combed brown hair are perfect for my best friend Annabeth Chase. Not only are we perfect for each other I mean we both love architecture and are semi athletic but she is probably the most beautiful girl at the school and when she first walked in she could have easily joined the popular bitches or the nerd herd but instead she just sat down by her self and started reading a book about architecture. When Kiffin asked her out she said she had a boyfriend and when he tried to move on her she gave him a black eye. That was possibly the best day of my life. Kiffin made my life a living hell and ever since Annabeth stole his balls metaphorically he hasn't hurt me once.
When I walked up to my locker which just so happens to be next to Annabeth's I saw her reject yet another guy. (Annabeth in italics Pat written in normal)
"Hey Annabeth. Another one?" I laughed
"Yeah unfortunately they never learn."
" You seem cheerful today."
"Yeah my boyfriend is coming to town tomorrow." With that my heart sank like a stone. A boyfriend? What why wouldn't she tell me … unless she wants me as her boyfriend yes that must be it she wants me to drive her home today or something! I still have hope if I can charm her and I can effectively win her heart thus completing my life goal.
"How was the architecture club meeting that I missed?"
"Oh fine we talked about…" I zoned out at this staring into her beautiful grey eyes.
"Pat!"
"yeah?"
"The bell rang I have to go."
" Ok see you later" I need to formulate a plan on how exactly I can go about doing this seeing as how Annabeth and I have only one class together. Then it comes to me I just need to put on the patented Pat Swanson charm and then we can live happily ever after.
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The only class Annabeth and I have together is english. Its not the best class to talk to her in seeing as how she is dyslexic and can't read well yet she somehow manages to get straight A's. She is beautiful and intelligent and my dream. See unlike some guys out there I care what a woman thinks. I also believe that going out with someone with the only reason being they are hot is a dishonorable offense.
"So Annabeth" I start "Do you know if their are any good movies coming out?" She is staring intently at her phone then a huge smile creeps over her face.
"What did you say pat I wasn't paying attention? You see my boyfriend is coming today instead of tomorrow!" Wait did she just giggle she never giggles oh my what if this guy is real and if there is a guy that can make Annabeth giggle then he must be evil or a drug dealer unfortunately.
"uhh nothing." I was so depressed I could have cried a river and lake that you could go kayaking in. Hey I am a sensitive guy all right. Then I Remember that I am a great guy who has all the same interests as Annabeth and I know stuff that some good for nothing jock will never comprehend
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When I walked outside After school I was greeted with an unexpected sight. Annabeth and a guy kissing. Usually when guys try to kiss her they wind up with swollen balls and a broken jaw. (not the dirty way you dirty birds I mean sex ewww gross)
She must have let her guard down so I decided that I needed to stop that man from stealing her innocence. I quickly ran over there pulled him off of her and punched him in the face.
He didn't even flinch and my had felt like it hit a steel bar. Like was this guy invincible or something? Even though he was obviously muscular and 3 inches taller than me I held my ground.
"How could you ambush her like that? Have you no honor?" Thats when he hit me so hard that I swear I saw a bright light that i wanted to walk towards.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Yes victory i'll surely get a kiss for being her knight in shining If i was just knocked on my ass in front of her.
"Pat this is my Boyfriend Percy and I would kindly like you to never talk to me again" I was shocked I and in massive pain but I still had enough determination to finish what I started.
"He doesn't love you like I do! He is just going to use you! He will break your heart."
"We have gone through stuff the likes of you couldn't comprehend so be quiet." said Percy
"Goodbye Pat." Annabeth said and with that I never heard from her again.
A couple of years later when I saw on the front page of people magazine a shot of Annabeth Chase the now famous architect who had designed the house of the prince of Oman and 5 time olympic gold medalist Percy Jackson getting married I knew I never had a shot. That is how I met percabeth.
Love it hate it please review. Ill try not to F*ck this up again.
