The Mario Mystery:

Mario just woke up,He got up to go to the bathroom,He randomly just Sat Down on the Toilet and Started singing Sittin on the toilet sittin on the toilet,sittin on the toilet,gotta flush! luigi walks in and says Uh Mario the Bathroom is a place to well uh...'s not a place to pratice your singing,Mario:Durr Hurr,Luigi:Do you have some Problems or something Mario? Mario:I'm a Banana i'm a Banana, Luigi:Well your not Very Ripe are you? Mario licks luigi's Face,Luigi:WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? Mario:You Taste like Popcorn,Luigi:Are you Mental or something! Mario:Sandwitch Sandwitch i'm in love with you Sandwich Sandwitch you have onions and tomatoes to. Luigi runs away. your acting Retarded! I'm Calling a Doctor! Mario:A Cocktor? Luigi dials the phone,Hello! my brother isn't acting like himself! Doctor:Did you ever think maybe he's not your real Brother. Luigi:What? Are you telling me some random dude got a makeover to look like my brother,snuck in my house and just acted Crazy? Doctor:Hmm not exactly but in a way :Do you hear yourself right now Doctor? Doctor yes i do. Luigi:Their's something wrong with you to! Doctor:Shut up or i'll take this kaleidoscope and use it inapropriate on you.:
Luigi hangs up the : *Shudders* i sure wan't to know what that a good slap in the face will knock the crazy out of Mario. *Luigi smacks Mario* Luigi:Are you ok? are you Normal yet? Mario:I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car i am a superstar and i don't care who you are. Luigi: o_o *Eye Twitches* NOOO I lost my brother! Theirs only one thing to do! I have to use the Mega Hammer! *Goes to find Mega Hammer* Their it is! Luigi:Mario i got a um suprise for :Herpa Derp, Luigi:Uh here we go! *Luigi wacks Mario with Mega Hammer* Mario:WHAT DID YOU JUST DO LUIGI! I'm going to beat the green out of you! Luigi:Glad to see your back! Don't hurt me! *Mario says in a Italian Accent* You a idiot Lengweeni! *Luigi* Why is your face Turninng itself,your Green and you have Spider legs! I AM MIMI! * Luigi Runs* AHHH! theirs a huge Spider in my house HELP! Luigi runs into Mario MARIOOOO? where were you! Mario:I fell Asleep in the Attic,Luigi i thought you were crazy! Mimi changed her image to you and started acting like a Crazy version of yourself! Hurry get rid of Mimi! *Mario whistles* ARF ARF! *Chainchomp comes inside the house* Chainchomp eats Mimi* Luigi:Wha...t is that! Mario:Our new pet! Luigi . *Rage face* Mario:Durr Hurr! just kidding : _e *Luigi grabs Mario and Chainchomp and Flings them :NOW GTFO AND STFO. *Luigi Shuts door then locks it* He says to himself what a happy Luigi ending!