Title: Sugar Rush

Author: Acmarache

Rating: T

Pairing: Urahara/Ichigo

Spoilers: not really

Disclaimer: not mine

Prompt: sugar rush by KivaEmber

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"So….how long has he been like that?" Isshin asked as he watched his son run around outside greeting anyone that went by exuberantly.

"About an hour." Urahara replied as he watched an old lady smack his lover upside the head with her purse as she led her granddaughter away muttering about someone letting the "crazy people" out.

"And he's like this why?" He was beginning to wonder if maybe he should go out there and help his son out. Wait. Was that Byakuya? Maybe he wouldn't go out just yet. This was going to be good.

"Because he wanted chocolate and ate the entirety of my stash imported from Switzerland just because I said he couldn't have any. If he would have asked why he couldn't have any, I would have been able to explain that this," Urahara said as he gestured towards Ichigo, "would be the result considering the sugar content."

The pair continued to sip tea as they watched Ichigo approach Byakuya. "Hey Byakuya! What's going on? Where's Renji? Why isn't he here with you?"

By this time, all of the occupants of the shop had turned to watch Ichigo's interaction with Byakuya whose eyes were steadily widening with what could have been mistaken as fear. No one could really blame him. After all, it wasn't everyday that Kurosaki Ichigo smiled wide enough to put his lover to shame, was exceedingly nice to people, and spoke loudly and continuously just because he could. "Renji is not with me."

"How come? Is it because I found out the only reason you bring him is so you guys can have sex after meetings?"

Everyone immediately stopped whatever it was they were doing and focused on the pair in stunned silence praying that Byakuya wouldn't choose that moment to go bankai on Ichigo.

"You know, I don't think I've ever seen Byakuya blush before." Isshin vaguely noted to his friend while watching the exchange. Hopefully Byakuya wasn't stupid enough to think he could attack his son while he was present.

"I don't know what you are talking about Kurosaki. I was simply having a difficult time with what you humans refer to as 'jeans', and Renji was assisting me." Byakuya said as smoothly and calmly as he could before entering the Shoten at a quicker than normal pace.

Thankfully, he was out of earshot when Ichigo voiced his next question. "What was so difficult with your jeans that he had to take your cock out for?"

Urahara spit out his tea while Isshin choked on his. Looking at each other, they came to a silent agreement. Ichigo wasn't allowed to have sugar for a very, very long time.