I have to lie
A prof. membrane abuse parody
To the tune of Alyssa lies
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez does, blah, blah, blah, I couldn't care less about the words I'm saying, blah, blah, blah, NOW READ! READ AND COMMENT!
My little sis made a new friend just today
On the playground at skool, between the tires and the swings
But, she came to me with tear-filled eyes
And she said to me "Dib, I have to lie."
Well, I knew just what that girl meant
And I just knew how bad my little sis had been hurt
And the things her friend couldn't see
I wasn't ready when I said, "you can tell me."
And she said,
"I have to lie everyday in the classroom.
I have to lie to Alyssa too.
I have to lie to the teachers
As I try to cover every bruise."
My little sis laid her head down that night to go to sleep
And through the wall, I heard her say a prayer so soft and sweet
"God bless my bro and my dad
And my new friend Alyssa
You know I need you bad
Because I have to lie
In the classroom
I have to lie to Alyssa too
I have to lie to the teachers
As I try to cover every bruise."
I had the worst night of sleeping years
As I tried to think of a way to calm her fears
Zim did exactly what he had to do
When the tallest got us on Monday, she hadn't heard the news
My little sis asked me where our daddy was at
The lump in my throat grew bigger with every question that she asked
Till I felt the tears run down my face
And I said "Gaz, our daddy won't be seein' us today
We don't have to lie
Anymore to the classrooms
You don't have to lie
To Alyssa Blue
We will lie
With the tallest
because now we can become Irkens too.
Tears filled my eyes
As my little sis asked me why
We had to lie
Oh, Dibby, oh Dibby tell me why
We had to lie?
(A/N: if you're wondering, the Irkens killed the professor. So, Dib and Gaz became the tallest's children. Isn't life great when child abuse is stopped? Be like Zim. Tell if you think something's going on)
