WAYS TO SERIOUSLY MESS WITH GAARA"S MIND…..

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Hokama is my BFF and fellow writer.

PROLOGUE!!!!!!!

Dun dun DUHHHHHHH!!!!

Gaara: oh, come ON!!! Why is it always me? Why not Naruto? Or Sasuke? Or OROCHIMARU, for God's sake??! Anybody but me!!!!!

Me: oh, shut up. Complain any more and you'll know what it feels like to be a chick.

Hokama: And not a cute, fuzzy little baby chicken, either. (Smirk)

Gaara: (grabs his crotch and gulps.)

Me: exactly. Now, let's get on with it, shall we?

Gaara: Fine, (grumble grumble grumble…) Let's get this over with.

Hee hee hee!!! How about that, guys and gals??? Gaara's in trouble, Gaara's in trouble…. R&R!!!!!