A/N: OKAY THIS IS JUST A CRACK STORY! PLEASE DON'T KILL MEH! ;-;
Jayfeather sniffed the air. He smelled something weird...Something he never smelled before...It smelled like a gay mess... Jayfeather followed the gay mess smell. He halted when he heard a Twoleg screeching nonsense.
Jack P.O.V.
Jack was screeching in the forest for no apparent reason he stopped when he saw a cat, just sitting there. With void looking eyes. "OMG, OMG, OMG. SO CUTE!" Jack yelled showing his gayness. He picked up the cat. The cat hissed, but then it's eyes widened. He felt a warm liquid on him. He looked down to see that the cat has had an organism on him. Jack's face turned red. He didn't know why. He felt a sudden urge to kiss the cat. Jack brought the cat up to his face and, KISSED THE HECK OUT OF THE POOR CAT! The cat's tail twitches happily. Jack took off his clothes. He cuddled with the cat.
"My name is Jayfeather." The cat said in HUMAN SOMEHOW.
"Jack, I'm Jack Frost."
Then they had fun all night long, if ya know what I'm talking about... ;-)
