The true story of Haruhi Suzumiya.
Chapter 1: ENDGAME
Haruhi suzumiya was your average high school student, only she wasn't your average high school student because she had world editing prowess. Haruhi belonged to a club at her school known as the SOS brigade. Their mission was to rid the world of all true evil and keep the halls safe for the students and staff for another day. Our story begins on Christmas day.
"PRAISE JESUS!" Exclaimed an excited haruhi entering the sos brigade club room.
When kyon heard this it pissed him off because he knew haruhi did not know or care about the true meaning of Christmas or Christianity for that matter.
"Dammit Haruhi you don't know or care about the true meaning of Christmas or Christianity why do you always make fun of other cultures?" quote Kyon
"Shuttup you jew lover!"
Kyon face palmed and threw ms asahina's tea at haruhi. She was wet and hot and mad at kyon. Just then Itsuki koizumi shot kyon an angry glare.
"Dammit kyon! If you piss off haruhi she'l fuck up the world again and im tired no more fucking up the world capiche?"
"Capashe" Kyon was at breaking point at this point.
Haruhi took off her clothes because they were wet and hot and sorta smelled like coffee now. Kyon was getting a boner and tried hiding it behind the computer. Haruhi noticed this kyons boner. "KYON STOP WATCHING PORN YOUR GONNA GET US FUCKIN BANNED". Kyon apologized and asked to be excused. Haruhi denied his being excused because she "didn't want him to go masturbating again".
"LISTEN UP YOU SLAVES"
"oh great now shes calling us slaves…" Kyon wasn't sure why he still pretended to be surprised by haruhis constant name calling and race bashing but since he had no other friends he decided not to object.*
"THE SOS Brigade IS GOING TO HELP RAISE MONEY FOR THE POOR THIS CHRISTMAS AND I WANT TO SEE A CHILD SMILE" Haruhi was laughing and pointing at kyon. He wasn't sure why but blushed because she was still wearing no cothes.
"Dammit haruhi wear some clothes!" "I CANT THEY'RE WET THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR AROGANCE!" "Then wear my clothes" Mikuru handed haruhi her clothes she was naked now along with haruhi. Kyon started masturbating.
Haruhi threw her hands in the air. "MIKURU YOU LITTLE WHORE GENIOUS IF WE SELL YOUR BODY TO STRANGERS WE CAN GET MONEY FOR THE ORPHANS!" Mikuru shaked and was cold and scared.
Kyon objected this idea because he did not like it whenever haruhi bullys mikuru because he thinks she is a cute girl because just finished masturbating. Haruhis face went from smiling to looking dead serious as she looked out the window.
"It only takes one to make a difference kyon…" A single tear rolled down haruhis face. Kyon thought about this and sighed. "Sighhh"
"Well I need to go home and get some sleep im really not in the mood to eat tea and its getting late see ya tomorrow." As haruhi left, kyon knew something wasn't right. She was supposed to be peppy and rape mikuru but instead she was sad and cold.
"did anyone else notice haruhi acting strange?" kyon was worried for his friend and mentor.
"Haruhi was once an orphan herself" Yuki Nagato stood up and faced kyon without any fear. Kyon felt intimadated and remembered that he had to pick up groceries for his sister and talking cat and mom I think.
"I..I I-I-I-I (he stuttered) I g2g" kyon ran for the door and left the brigade room. "You can run but you cant hide… Mr kyon" Nagato watched mikuru as she was embarrassed because she was still naked and stepped on a piece off glass cutting her delicate petite foot.
It soon became night time and everyone left and went to bed it was late.
_ End of chapter 1.
When they cry…. Haruhi
* The guy kyon walks to school with is not his friend in this fanfic
