Let's Drive!
Disclaimer: I will never own Saiyuki… Or even my the cute Monkey… sigh
I only did this 'cause I wonder what will happen if Goku drives one day:D
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A sudden thought went through Goku's head. Hakkai always looked cool on the wheels. Some how, he wanted to drive to. So…
"Neh! Hakkai!" Goku said.
"What? Are you hungry again? Saru?" Gojyo teased as he made himself more comfortable on the backseat.
"Shut up sex maniac water monster! I'm talking to Hakkai not you!" Goku said already annoyed.
"Sex maniac? Where did you learn that? Oi! Sanzo! Did you just teach him that?" Gojyo asked the monk on his front.
"I did not. Everyone knows that anyway. Even a monkey can see." Sanzo said as he cocked the gun on Gojyo's head. "Now stop all your yapping!"
"Hmph!"
"Ok! So, Hakkai," Goku said continuing what he was saying. "Can I please…" There was a hesitation to what Goku was saying. "Hmm?" Hakkai replied to encourage Goku to continue. "Well… can I please… umm…"
"Just say the damn thing, zaru!" Gojyo said annoyed. Goku ignored him and finally said what he wants. "Can I drive please? Come on! Please? Ok? Ok? Please! I just wanna know how it feels! Hakkaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
"Sure. If you really want it that badly, then why not give it a shot." Hakkai said.
"Oi. Hakkai. That's comitting suicide."
"Too late, Sanzo. Goku's already excited too much."
"If we all die, I'm not gonna let you shitty souls rest." Sanzo threatened but they continued it anyway.
As soon as Goku was in place, Hakkai leaned forward from the backseat to teach Goku how to drive. "Goku, listen carefully. On the left is the accelerator. In the middle is the break and on the right is the gas pedal. Now, do you know how it works?" Goku nodded innocently. "Ok, so now that you know that, I guess you can try. Hakuryuu, Goku's going to drive you."
Hakkai leaned backwards while Gojyo was shaking in fear. "Hakkai. Why did you let the stupid mon--- ahhhhhhh!" Gojyo screamed in fear as Goku started to drive. Hakkai just kept smiling. "Oh my, oh my." Sanzo just held on tight to the seatbelt and the door. Goku was driving like crazy. He was on top speed. He was actually enjoying it. Suddenly, Gojyo noticed that they were driving to a cliff. "Oi! There's a cliff straight ahead! Stop this fucking car!" Gojyo screamed.
"Um. Hakkai, where's the break again?" Goku asked.
"It's on the left."
"Ok. Umm… it's not stopping."
"Oh my. I guess you destroyed the breaks, Goku."
"What?" Goku and Gojyo said in monotone. They were still running through the cliff. "Do something!" Gojyo screamed.
"Like wha—ahhhhh!" the car fell from the cliff. And then…
SPLASH
They all fellto the river. Hakuryuu was able to transform, though.
"Bakazaru! I'm gonna kill you!" Sanzo screamed.
"Uh-oh"…
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That was short. Well, I hope it was good and all! Please review:D
-bakazaruaddict-
