Summary: When the monks find out how the people at have been manipulating them, they decide to get revenge, when they find a dark secret! RAMDOMNESS! (slight Raikim)

Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown or Rai! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


Ghetto: sup, I'm the author of the fic and this is my pain in the butt of a cat Serena

Serena: oh yeah thanks! I can talk you know

Roxanne: I don't care just get on with it! Remember I have the "powers" to deep fry you

Serena: fine (pouts) ok Chapter 1, the vengeance

Roxanne: now tap dance like the idiot you are!

Serena: don't press your luck


The Japanese girl was busy surfing the web of PDA while the rest of the guys decided to play soccer when she found something very interesting…

"Oh sweet! With this website I can make up stories of my favorite shows! Yay Southpark here I come!

"Kimiko are you ready yet? We need to start training this instant!" Omi called when…

"WHAT IN THE…OH MY GOD!" Kimiko's voice was heard from the temple. The guys came running in to find the girl horrified at her PDA screen. "Kimiko what's wrong? Did Jack send you those pictures of him in thongs again?" Rai asked.

"What! No! Look at this, guys! It's about our show!" Kimiko pointed to them as their eyes widened at the writing.

"Whoa…" Clay said.

"Ewww…" Rai said.

"How amusing! This is better than Drawn Together!" Omi said and everyone gave him a strange look.

"This stuff is wrong, cool, yet something else" Rai said.

"You think! I mean look at some of these pairings!" Kimiko replied.

"Huh? Let me see… whoa! Omi with Chase? Dojo with WHO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! This is rich!"

After half an hour, the dragons were so engrossed (just to point it out that engrossed means "interested in" and has nothing to do with something nasty) that they did not notice Jack Spicer about to steal the Shen Gon Wu.

"Now I will steal all the Shen Gon Wu and dominate the world! MUAHAHAHAHA!" Jack gloats until he notices that he is being ignored. "Uh hello? I'm breaking in the vault and stealing your precious wu! Hey what are you looking at?" the curious Goth peeked.

Just then the monks turned around and started laughing hysterically at Jack.

"Hey what's deal?" Jack asked confused as he read the screen. "I WHAT!" as the young dragons laughed and pointed at him.

"This website is funnier than my father in a swimsuit on Labor day!" Clay said through giggles.

Everyone (including Dojo and Master Fung who just joined them) hesitated at Clay's comment and continued.

"Ok… anyway look, there are a lot of Know Your Stars fictions and some really disturbing stories" Kimiko said, but Rai was too busy enjoying himself on the (Raikim) fictions.

"What the? How dare they! Not that this site not awesome and all, but some of these things are so (censored) we better do something about it!"

"Let's kick some computer geek butt!" Clay said as the dragons started to get on super-sized Dojo.

"Not so fast, and who you callin' computer geek? BARBIE BOY!" a feminine but evil voice said


Serena: Bum buh Bah bum!

Roxanne: shut the heck up!

Serena: well SORRIE! My gosh I just wanted to put dramatic music for the cliffhanger!

Roxanne: yeah but this is my fic and what I say goes! Anyway plz R&R and thank you the next chapter will be up shortly!

Serena: issues…

Roxanne: I'll deal with you later