A/N: So, here is my second official Inu fanfic, and my first official one- shot. Inspired by a CERTAIN author's CERTAIN mood at a CERTAIN time of the month, it lead me to this wild story idea: What would the average day with Kagome and Inuyasha be like if our favorite heroine had a bad case of PMS? I had a lot of fun with this, so I hope at least SOMEONE reads and reviews it! Just a heads up, I know I over exaggerated on the whole mood swing thing, just bare with me!

If any guys read this, I'm apologizing in advance, because you know, it wasn't really meant for you in the first place. But I guess if you have a girlfriend and you had to deal with her mood swings at one point or another, you can understand Inu's pain.

Disclaimer: Inu rocks, but I don't own him.

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Kagome cautiously peeked over the edge of the old worn-down well and scanned the surrounding trees for any sign of life. The silver hair and blood-red kimono should be a dead give-a-way, but even so, that slick demon always managed to avoid the human eye somehow. After carefully checking the bushes and darker patches of near-by forest, the young miko found the solitude pleasing enough to leave the safety of the well. She hurried towards the forest wanting to remain undetected for the time being. Maybe Sango would be good company at a crucial time like this. Miroku might possibly understand, but he was, after all, a guy, and Shippo was just too young to get it yet. But the last person in the world she needed to see right now was—

"Kagome!"

Inuyasha.

Kagome sighed heavily and mentally slapped herself. After all this time, you'd think she was smart enough to check the tree branches...

Inuyasha performed a difficult twist in the air out of a tree across the field and landed skillfully in front of her. "Kagome! Where have you been?" He crossed his arms disapprovingly and searched her face for an explanation.

A million different answers, most of them either too rude or too profane to repeat, ran through her head in response to Inuyasha's question. 'Calm down, Kagome,' she told her self, closing her eyes and taking deep breaths. 'Just count to ten. Recite a rhyme. One...Two...Buckle my shoe...'

"Hey! Are you deaf? I asked you where you have been. It doesn't take all day to go back and change your clothes!"

'Three...Four...Close Inuyasha in a door...'

Inuyasha got right into her face. "Hello? Anybody home? I'm talking here!"

'Five...Six...Stab him with chopsticks...Seven...Eight... Oh, screw this! I need to yell at somebody, and he's the first one to bug me!'

Kagome's eyes shot open, stopping Inuyasha in the middle of a rant. If you looked hard enough, you could see the little fireballs light up her pupils.

"SIT!"

FWOMP! Inuyasha received a lovely view of the beautiful grassy field.

"Stupid wench! What the hell what that for?!"

"Inuyasha, I'm warning you! You do NOT want to get on my bad side right now! The last thing I need is some pig-headed ass screwing up my already incredibly crummy day!" She shot him a menacing glare as if to challenge him to say anything to contradict her.

Inuyasha, being the completely oblivious guy that he was, found this the perfect time to pick a fight. "What the hell is the matter with you? Not get your beauty sleep? Or did you just break a nail or something?"

"SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!"

While the ground was still absorbing the multiple 'sit' commands, Kagome covered her face with her hands, shouting out to Inuyasha, "A stupid boy like you could never understand!" Just as the tears began to roll down her cheeks, she spun on her heel and hurried as far away from the bruised hanyou as possible. Maybe she could confide in Sango, and Sango could explain to the guys what was wrong.

Inuyasha, having sensed Kagome's upset nature through the dirt AND not willing to give up a fight so easily, struggled out of the deep hole in the ground that his body had created upon impact. He watched as the girl ran into the forest, and took off at a quick sprint after her.

Quickly growing tired of running, Kagome settled next to a small river in the forest and cried a bit longer. Inuyasha easily caught up, and settled himself next to her, watching closely.

"Kagome, what's the matter? Why are you so upset with me all the sudden? Is it something I did?"

Kagome sniffed, and rubbed at her eyes to try and clear the tears. "It's not you, Inuyasha. It's just that you wouldn't be able to understand. It's a girl thing."

"I might be able to help if you let me."

Suddenly, much to Inuyasha's surprise, Kagome flung her arms around him and cried into his shirt. "Thank you! Thank you so much for caring!"

"Erm... Uh, Kagome... Um..."

"It's just a terrible case of PMS. Mood swings, raging hormones, the works! I've been having a terrible day, thanks to this, but I'm so glad you care enough to try and cheer me up! I had to change my cloths because you know it's that time of the month and—"

"AHHHH!" Inuyasha leapt up, causing Kagome to fall onto the ground, and covered his sensitive ears, shouting, "TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI!" He used the phrase 'TMI' that Kagome had told him earlier meant 'Too Much Information'.

Kagome stared up at him with big watery eyes, filling his heart with regret.

"You...I mean...I...thought...YOU DON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE!" she wailed in an incredibly childish way.

Inuyasha was immediately at her side, trying with no prevail to cheer her up. If anything, he made her mood much MUCH worse.

"Kagome, stop crying! I never said I didn't like you! I just don't need to hear about all that nasty girly stuff."

The tears stopped, and the glowing angry-eyes-of-doom returned, glaring death at Inuyasha. "Oh yeah? And did you ever consider how I might feel? It's not EASY you know! I have to put up with this EVERY DAMN MONTH! And here YOU are, Mr. Hot-Shot, rubbing it in my face!"

"Woah there!" Inuyasha put up his hands defensively. "I am not rubbing anything in your face! Would you calm down?"

Kagome ignored his last comment, jumping up and standing there stiffly. "You are such a big-mouthed brainless thickheaded oblivious arrogant inconsiderate BOZO! Didn't I already tell you not to get on my bad side?"

"What are you talking about? Everything I say gets on your bad side!"

Kagome huffed, shot out another string of 'sit' commands, and walked back off into the darkness of the forest, shouting an occasional, "No respect for a girl's feelings!" or, "Some nerve," or even, "Why me? Why today? Why now? Why? Why? WHY?"

While Inuyasha's brain was processing what Kagome had said about the symptoms of PMS, she returned to the destruction site, where poor, confused, sore, innocent dog-boy just stayed in his new hole, afraid to move. Was it just his imagination, or was she...humming?

"Hey, you!" she called with a giggle. "Why are you still in that hole? Come out! We need to find the others! I even picked us some flowers!" Inuyasha barely lifted his head, daring to meet the cheery girl's eye. She just smiled back at him and shoved a small bouquet of wild flowers in his face. "Don't they smell pretty?" She giggled in such a girly fashion that it could give any self-respecting youkai the chills.

Without another word, Inuyasha jumped up and ran as far from her as possible.

'She must have a split personality, or something!' he thought while leaping into a high tree branch, out of the sight of anyone who was ground level, namely Kagome. 'No one can go from one mood to another in a matter of mere minuets like she could! Let the others deal with her. If this is how all girls are with PMS, I have every right to be afraid of them.'

Then another, even more frightening thought popped into his head.

'Oh, shit! What will Sango do when she gets PMS?'

Pictures of flying boomerangs entered his mind, and he jumped out of his tree branch and ran back to where his friend, the cursed hentai monk, Miroku, would be trying to hit on the demon exterminator. 'I've got to warn Miroku! It is no longer safe to be hanging around with girls!'

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A/N: It's over! Finally! I was actually in a chipper mood by the end of the story, so it's all good. Inuyasha makes me happy! I can't help it. Oh, well, now it's 10:45, I'm dead tired, so I'm gonna make this short and sweet and say REVIEW! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Thank you and good night.