Authors Note: This is a brand new idea for a story, I have just started it. Each chapter will be short, as they are only small, humurous ficlets.

Anyway, here is the first one. Enjoy!


Sara was stood with her back to Gil, gazing at him in the slightly fogged mirror, open blade razor in hand. "Do you trust me?" She inquired lightly, before turning to face him properly. They were stood in Gil's bathroom, it was one of their rare days off. Dressed in comfortable clothing and barefoot, not to mention the frothy shaving cream on his face, Gil looked a picture.

"Intimately" He replied, turning his head as she placed her hand on his jaw.

Not long after she had began, she heard Gil murmur something quietly: "What's that little black thing on the floor there?" He pointed in the general direction.

Frowning, Sara crouched down to get a better view of the mysterious black object. Laughing slightly, she shook her head as she replied "Oh Gil, its just a spider..-"

"A SPIDER?" Gil moved away swiftly, the look of shock spreading across his once tranquil face. "KILL IT! SQUISH ITS LITTLE FREAKY ASS BODY!" He squealed, covering his face with his hands and jumping onto the small porcelain toilet.

Sara straightened up and muttered to herself- "Seriously man..grow a pair".


Sorry for it being so short, but thats it. I will upload a few at a time in future.

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