Edit: There's some errors in my previous file… this is the revised version…I try to delete the old one… but it still there… nvm.. read this!

Hello it's me! Lost Canvas~ I know I should be doing my the other fanfic… but I kept forgetting to put my files in my thumbdrive… and I am bored… so I came out with this fanfic…

It's nothing special/unique… most anime/manga has at least 1 of this kind of fanfic… msn/fb/chat room etc… well no harm making another one =) it just pop up in my head!

It's a Varia one-shot… purely for humor, pls excuse me for any error mistake!

A/N: I put Bel as the one of the tag character… becus he is the only one stay the longest in the chat room (why can't FFN have a choice of 'Varia')

Anyway please enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters/story plot that related to KHR

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Chat Room – No. 1 Varia

*Sharky enters the chat room*

Prince of Varia: ushishishi, why is our little shark doing here? Don't you have some psycho to kill?

Sharky: they were just a piece of cake. Done with them long time ago…

Sharky: VOI! I should be the one asking you! Why are YOU online!

Prince of Varia: ushishishi… I'm the prince, I don't need to fight like a servant heehee

Sharky: VOI! Idiot!

Prince of Varia: I know you are jealous… ushishishi

Sharky: youuuuuuuuuu!

*Boss is No.1 enters the chat room*

Boss is No.1: Squalo, Boss is looking for you.

Boss is No.1: there's a new group of psycho, he wants you to get rid of them…

Sharky: VOIII! Who does he think he is!

Sharky: I just came back! F***!

Prince of Varia: ushishishi, I told you, the prince does not need to fight… LIKE a servant… =P

Sharky:VOIIIIII! You making me pissed Bel…

Boss is No.1: DO NOT say any bad words to boss…

Boss is No.1: and boss is waiting now… he is staring at the computer…

Sharky: VOIII! You have an F***ing account…F***ing come online and tell me YOURSELF!

Prince of Varia: this will be a nice show… ushishishi…

Boss is No.1: Boss's angry, better come now before something crash on your head…

*Boss is No.1 exit the chat room*

Sharky: F*** that Xanxus!

*Sharky exits the chat room*

*Luss-nee: & Moneymon enter the chat room*

Prince of Varia: Mammon Lussuria! I'm glad you online… I thought I'm going bored again… ushishishi

Moneymon: I was paid to come online…

Luss-nee: Com' on, it's fun coming online once awhile 3

Prince of Varia: what's make our 'sister' comes online? Don't you have to go for some facial treatment? Ushishishi

Luss-nee: I am so happy! Bel you finally rmb about my facial treatment~

Moneymon: … don't get him started…

Prince of Varia: *mumbling* it's becus you just announced it in the morning not to disturb you or you will kill them….

Luss-nee: awww that hurts Bel /3

Luss-nee: anyway, I came online, becus I heard our beloved Sharky was screaming to the comp… I thought he might stab it with his sword…

Moneymon: and he just bribed me, just to see the show goes online -.-

Prince of Varia: what a pity… you were 1 min late… it wasn't a nice show anyway… but I'm glad you 2 came online… I was bored…

Moneymon: no show? Then… bye…

*Moneymon exits the chat room*

Prince of Varia: MAMMON!

Prince of Varia: he's gone =( but nvm, I have Luss-neeeeee…

Luss-nee: sorry bel, but since there's no more show, I'm going back to my facial treatment… ttyl!

Prince of Varia: you too… you meanie sister! /3

Luss-nee: =( don't say thatt~ I will come back once I'm done… bye *muacks*

*Luss-nee exits the chat room*

Prince of Varia: Tch everyone's gone… no fun…

Prince of Varia: boring…

*5min later*

Prince of Varia: still boring…

*20min later*

Prince of Varia: where's everyone…..

*40min later*

Prince of Varia: can someone just talk!

The awesome: hi…

Prince of Varia: WAH! Who are you?

Prince of Varia: when did you online?

Prince of Varia: and why are you in Varia chat room?

The awesome: one question at a time… sem~pa~i~

Prince of Varia: oh it's you -.- when did you change your username?

The awesome: when signing in…

Prince of Varia: when did you online?

The awesome: when you said "still boring"…

Prince of Varia: and you just ignore me! Ushishishi how dare you ignore the prince…

The awesome: I don't want to talk to sem~pa~i~

Prince of Varia: then why are you here -.-#

The awesome: the username Luss-nee, PM me, asked me to come online…

Prince of Varia: and you just online n ignore me…

The awesome: the username Luss-nee didn't ask me to talk to you… and I don't want to talk to sem~pa~i~

The awesome: beside… the Crazy Taxi is more fun than talking to you…

Prince of Varia: u idiot….

The awesome: let me give you an advice... Do not underestimate Crazy Taxi

Prince of Varia: who said I'm going to play it… ushishishi, beside, the prince will never lose.

*Moneymon enters the chat room*

Prince of Varia: Mammon you are back!

Moneymon: I just rmb… Bel you owe me $8394…

Moneymon: I will put in interest but seeing you as my best partner, I give you another week…

Prince of Varia: ushishishi… I will return it to you now… I just forgetful… going over to your room.

The awesome: you are a bad liar, sem~pa~i~

Moneymon: Fran, $10845… when you returning me?

The awesome: … Mammon sempai… I only owe you $330, when did it became $10845?

Moneymon: there's an interest rate… beside you owe me from the very start once I know you

The awesome: that is unfair sempai… why do bel sempai get the special discount?

Prince of Varia: back…

Prince of Varia: becus we are best partner! Ushishishi

Prince of Varia: thanks mammon…

Moneymon: exactly what he say.

The awesome: -_- evil sempais…

The awesome: alright I understand… I will return you asap

Moneymon: great…

*Moneymon exits the chat room*

Prince of Varia: left me n that idiot again…

*The awesome: puts "away"*

Prince of Varia: you… little b*****d…

*Sharky enters the chat room*

Sharky: VOIIII I'm back!

Prince of Varia: ushishishi I saw the indication…

The awesome: yet you didn't see mine…

Prince of Varia: ushishishi… How's work?

Sharky: Levi alone is enough… I don't know what the f*** does he need me!

Prince of Varia: you are stating the obvious…

Sharky: B*****d!

*Moneymon enters the chat room*

Moneymon: Squalo, heard your voice, guess you are back

Prince of Varia: ushishishi.. don't tell me…

The awesome: Money…

Prince of Varia: aren't you away Fran

Sharky: Oh, you are here Fran! That b*****d boss is looking for you

Sharky: Levi should be coming in online in anytime.

Moneymon: Squalo…

*Boss is No.1 enters the chatroom*

Prince of Varia: Speak of the lighting devil…

Boss is No.1: did anyone see Fran?

The awesome: I'm here.

Boss is No.1: When did you come? How come I don't see you…

Prince of Varia: 2 reasons… either he used illusion in chat room, u can see only when he talks… or no one realize he changed his username… ushishishi

Sharky: VOI! Why the hell do you even need to use illusion!

Moneymon: Squalo…

Boss is No.1: anyway Fran, Boss wants to come to his room.

The awesome: yada, I'm at the climax…

Sharky: VOOI! What are you doing?

Boss is No.1: you just a little kid… and you are already watchin…

Blood Prince ushishishi… I think I know what Fran meant by climax

Moneymon: Squalo…

Sharky: I didn't know you are such a monotone pervert…

The awesome: Crazy Taxi is not hentai… sempais

Boss is No.1: Crazy Taxi -.-

Sharky: What's that?

*Moneymonexits the chat room*

Prince of Varia: I think mammon is pissed…

Sharky: Why?

Boss is No.1: oi! Fran! Boss is asking you to come!

Boss is No.1: NOW!

The awesome: Yada

Boss is No.1: You!

Sharky: why pissed?

Prince of Varia: He has been trying to talk to you…

The awesome: read the previous msg sempai

*Luss-nee enters the chat room*

Luss-nee: I'm back… woah more people here 3 isn't that great bel~

Boss is No.1: Fran find boss now

The awesome: no

Sharky: Holy S***! Where's mammon!

Luss-nee: I just saw him passing by my room…

Luss-nee: I think he's going to Boss's room…

Boss is No.1: erm… yes he just came in the room, talking to Boss now…

Prince of Varia: Ushishishi, you are in deep trouble, Squalo

Sharky: WTF

Sharky: WTF

Sharky: WTF

Sharky: WTF

Luss-nee: calm down squalo… at most you will get a wineglass~ he won't kill you~

Prince of Varia: at least not by Boss…

The awesome: I can help.

Boss is No.1: Boss taking out his laptop!

*Xenters the chat room*

Boss is No.1: BOSS!

Prince of Varia: I bet Levi just stood up in front of the comp, behind Xanxus, ushishishi

Luss-nee: Bosssu~ finally come online~

X: SHARK TRASH.

X: YOU OWE MAMMON $12183.

X: PAY NOW OR YOU DIE.

Sharky: ….

Sharky: VOI! Mammon! It's just money…

X: NOW.

Prince of Varia: ushishishi, prince's advice is to pay back…

Prince of Varia: immediately

The awesome: someone saying himself…

Sharky: ALRIGHT! I KNOW!

Sharky: Mammon, meet you in your room.

Luss-nee: aww that's how a brother should be 3

*Moneymon enters the chat room*

Moneymon: Thanks

Moneymon: who else… Levi…

Moneymon: $32847

Boss is No.1: WHYYYY! I don't rmb owing you at all!

Prince of Varia: Ushishishi, Levi… I didn't know you are such a spendthrift…

Moneymon: 10% was thanks to your lighting, destroying the roof antenna

Moneymon: 90% was the number of Boss's wine glasses threw at Squalo.

Boss is No.1: when did that amount under my account!

Boss is No.1: BOSS!

Prince of Varia: let me guess

Prince of Varia: mammon has transferred Boss's debt to Levi's… in exchange of threatening Squalo.

Prince of Varia: Am I right?

Moneymon: bingo!

Sharky: VOIIIII! You b******d! Is that even possible!

Luss-nee: can I try that next time? Mammon =)

The awesome: I will kill that prince sempai for you…

Prince of Varia: I will kill you before you do it b******d

Moneymon: terms and conditions apply

Boss is No.1: ='''( Bosssss

The awesome: he's just behind you, Levi-san~

X: LEVI

X: PAY IT OR GET LOST

Boss is No.1: HAI!

X: BEL

X: STOP BEING ONLINE FOR THE WHOLE DAY

Prince of Varia: but I'm bored…

X: MAMMON

X: BRING HIM TO SLEEP

Moneymon: I shall help you this one time…

X: LUSSURIA

X: WHERE'S MY DINNER

Luss-nee: hai hai 3 give me 30min and I will send it to your room~

X: TRASH

X: GET LOST

Sharky: VOII! YOU F***ING B******D!#$%^&*((&%&^$^#)

*Sharky exits the chat room*

X: FRAN

The awesome: ?

X: IN MY ROOM…

X: NOW!

*The awesome exits the chat room*

Boss is No.1: That brat! One word from Boss and he's gone…

Prince of Varia: Tch… do I really have to go sleep now?

Moneymon: haix not like I will get paid for making you sleep

Luss-nee: jaa, enjoy chatting… I'm going to cook dinner~

Luss-nee: anyone wants any?

Prince of Varia: ushishishi, Lussuria's food is worth eating…

Prince of Varia: make one for the prince

Moneymon: I paid for the grocery too. One for me…

Boss is No.1: I will eat what BOSS is eating!

Luss-nee: alright~ I will just cook for all 3

Luss-nee: please come down to the dining hall in 30min =)

*Luss-nee exits the chat room*

Prince of Varia: Where's Squalo?

Moneymon: I see smoke from his room… I guess he destroyed his comp.

Boss is No.1: OMG I found something shocking D:

Prince of Varia: What so shocking?

Boss is No.1: When did Boss and that brat get so close to each other!

Boss is No.1: they are having fun in front of the comp…

Boss is No.1: NOOO! That brat took my place =(

*Luss-nee enters the chat room*

Luss-nee: VOII!

Moneymon: is this Squalo or Lussuria?

Luss-nee: I'm using her comp… Voiii!

Prince of Varia: ushishishi… That name seems to suit you…

Luss-nee: gahhhhh I changing now…

I am Squalo: here I am! VOII!

Prince of Varia: what a lame name… ushishishi

Moneymon: nothing to expect from him anyway…

The awesome: Sempais… Luss-nee asking us down for dinner now…

I am Squalo: VOIII! When the hell you sign in!

Prince of Varia: must be illusion…

Boss is No.1: when did you leave Boss room, brat…

The awesome: when you were sulking over your comp, Levi-san

Boss is No.1: Boss's still smiling!

Boss is No.1: what did you show Boss!

The awesome: It's just… something

I am Squalo: VOII! What f***ing something!

Moneymon: Squalo… do not destroy Lussuria's comp… or the debt is on you…

Prince of Varia: Little one, what did you do to our Boss… ushishishi

The awesome: oh the genius prince is asking me a question

Prince of Varia: U LITTLE!

Moneymon: Bel, you too…

X: FRAN WHAT IS THE KEY FOR IT AGAIN?

The awesome: awds and lijk

Boss is No.1: What is that key!

I am Squalo: VOIII! why do you keep using CAPS!

Moneymon: You didn't know?

I am Squalo: WHAT!

Prince of Varia: Our boss doesn't know how to unlock the caps… ushishishi…

I am Squalo:

I am Squalo: ARE YOU AN F***ING MAROON?

X: I WILL KILL YOU TRASH!

Luss-nee here: taken over from Squalo~

Luss-nee here: minna, stop fighting and get your ass to the dining hall now… unless you to eat cold food
Luss-nee here: wait for you downstair~

Prince of Varia: Before that, we still have a mystery to solv, ushishishi

Boss is No.1: that's right! What is the key!

Moneymon: I shall see the answer too

I am Squalo again: VOIII! hurry up and tell us NOW!

The awesome: Crazy Taxi

X: YOU ARE DEAD FRAN

*The awesome exits the chat room*

I am Squalo again:

I am Squalo again: Lussuria calling me… bye

*I am Squalo again exits the chat room*

Boss is No.1: Boss is loading his guns… BYE!

*Boss is No.1 exits the chat room*

Prince of Varia: Say, mammon…we shouldn't let our food get cold…

Moneymon: I agree with you bel…

*Prince of Varia: & Moneymon exit the chatroom*

Number of participants in No.1 Varia chat room: 1X:

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Thanks for reading all the way! I hope you did laugh at some point XD

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