Edit: There's some errors in my previous file… this is the revised version…I try to delete the old one… but it still there… nvm.. read this!
Hello it's me! Lost Canvas~ I know I should be doing my the other fanfic… but I kept forgetting to put my files in my thumbdrive… and I am bored… so I came out with this fanfic…
It's nothing special/unique… most anime/manga has at least 1 of this kind of fanfic… msn/fb/chat room etc… well no harm making another one =) it just pop up in my head!
It's a Varia one-shot… purely for humor, pls excuse me for any error mistake!
A/N: I put Bel as the one of the tag character… becus he is the only one stay the longest in the chat room (why can't FFN have a choice of 'Varia')
Anyway please enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters/story plot that related to KHR
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Chat Room – No. 1 Varia
*Sharky enters the chat room*
Prince of Varia: ushishishi, why is our little shark doing here? Don't you have some psycho to kill?
Sharky: they were just a piece of cake. Done with them long time ago…
Sharky: VOI! I should be the one asking you! Why are YOU online!
Prince of Varia: ushishishi… I'm the prince, I don't need to fight like a servant heehee
Sharky: VOI! Idiot!
Prince of Varia: I know you are jealous… ushishishi
Sharky: youuuuuuuuuu!
*Boss is No.1 enters the chat room*
Boss is No.1: Squalo, Boss is looking for you.
Boss is No.1: there's a new group of psycho, he wants you to get rid of them…
Sharky: VOIII! Who does he think he is!
Sharky: I just came back! F***!
Prince of Varia: ushishishi, I told you, the prince does not need to fight… LIKE a servant… =P
Sharky:VOIIIIII! You making me pissed Bel…
Boss is No.1: DO NOT say any bad words to boss…
Boss is No.1: and boss is waiting now… he is staring at the computer…
Sharky: VOIII! You have an F***ing account…F***ing come online and tell me YOURSELF!
Prince of Varia: this will be a nice show… ushishishi…
Boss is No.1: Boss's angry, better come now before something crash on your head…
*Boss is No.1 exit the chat room*
Sharky: F*** that Xanxus!
*Sharky exits the chat room*
*Luss-nee: & Moneymon enter the chat room*
Prince of Varia: Mammon Lussuria! I'm glad you online… I thought I'm going bored again… ushishishi
Moneymon: I was paid to come online…
Luss-nee: Com' on, it's fun coming online once awhile 3
Prince of Varia: what's make our 'sister' comes online? Don't you have to go for some facial treatment? Ushishishi
Luss-nee: I am so happy! Bel you finally rmb about my facial treatment~
Moneymon: … don't get him started…
Prince of Varia: *mumbling* it's becus you just announced it in the morning not to disturb you or you will kill them….
Luss-nee: awww that hurts Bel /3
Luss-nee: anyway, I came online, becus I heard our beloved Sharky was screaming to the comp… I thought he might stab it with his sword…
Moneymon: and he just bribed me, just to see the show goes online -.-
Prince of Varia: what a pity… you were 1 min late… it wasn't a nice show anyway… but I'm glad you 2 came online… I was bored…
Moneymon: no show? Then… bye…
*Moneymon exits the chat room*
Prince of Varia: MAMMON!
Prince of Varia: he's gone =( but nvm, I have Luss-neeeeee…
Luss-nee: sorry bel, but since there's no more show, I'm going back to my facial treatment… ttyl!
Prince of Varia: you too… you meanie sister! /3
Luss-nee: =( don't say thatt~ I will come back once I'm done… bye *muacks*
*Luss-nee exits the chat room*
Prince of Varia: Tch everyone's gone… no fun…
Prince of Varia: boring…
*5min later*
Prince of Varia: still boring…
*20min later*
Prince of Varia: where's everyone…..
*40min later*
Prince of Varia: can someone just talk!
The awesome: hi…
Prince of Varia: WAH! Who are you?
Prince of Varia: when did you online?
Prince of Varia: and why are you in Varia chat room?
The awesome: one question at a time… sem~pa~i~
Prince of Varia: oh it's you -.- when did you change your username?
The awesome: when signing in…
Prince of Varia: when did you online?
The awesome: when you said "still boring"…
Prince of Varia: and you just ignore me! Ushishishi how dare you ignore the prince…
The awesome: I don't want to talk to sem~pa~i~
Prince of Varia: then why are you here -.-#
The awesome: the username Luss-nee, PM me, asked me to come online…
Prince of Varia: and you just online n ignore me…
The awesome: the username Luss-nee didn't ask me to talk to you… and I don't want to talk to sem~pa~i~
The awesome: beside… the Crazy Taxi is more fun than talking to you…
Prince of Varia: u idiot….
The awesome: let me give you an advice... Do not underestimate Crazy Taxi
Prince of Varia: who said I'm going to play it… ushishishi, beside, the prince will never lose.
*Moneymon enters the chat room*
Prince of Varia: Mammon you are back!
Moneymon: I just rmb… Bel you owe me $8394…
Moneymon: I will put in interest but seeing you as my best partner, I give you another week…
Prince of Varia: ushishishi… I will return it to you now… I just forgetful… going over to your room.
The awesome: you are a bad liar, sem~pa~i~
Moneymon: Fran, $10845… when you returning me?
The awesome: … Mammon sempai… I only owe you $330, when did it became $10845?
Moneymon: there's an interest rate… beside you owe me from the very start once I know you
The awesome: that is unfair sempai… why do bel sempai get the special discount?
Prince of Varia: back…
Prince of Varia: becus we are best partner! Ushishishi
Prince of Varia: thanks mammon…
Moneymon: exactly what he say.
The awesome: -_- evil sempais…
The awesome: alright I understand… I will return you asap
Moneymon: great…
*Moneymon exits the chat room*
Prince of Varia: left me n that idiot again…
*The awesome: puts "away"*
Prince of Varia: you… little b*****d…
*Sharky enters the chat room*
Sharky: VOIIII I'm back!
Prince of Varia: ushishishi I saw the indication…
The awesome: yet you didn't see mine…
Prince of Varia: ushishishi… How's work?
Sharky: Levi alone is enough… I don't know what the f*** does he need me!
Prince of Varia: you are stating the obvious…
Sharky: B*****d!
*Moneymon enters the chat room*
Moneymon: Squalo, heard your voice, guess you are back
Prince of Varia: ushishishi.. don't tell me…
The awesome: Money…
Prince of Varia: aren't you away Fran
Sharky: Oh, you are here Fran! That b*****d boss is looking for you
Sharky: Levi should be coming in online in anytime.
Moneymon: Squalo…
*Boss is No.1 enters the chatroom*
Prince of Varia: Speak of the lighting devil…
Boss is No.1: did anyone see Fran?
The awesome: I'm here.
Boss is No.1: When did you come? How come I don't see you…
Prince of Varia: 2 reasons… either he used illusion in chat room, u can see only when he talks… or no one realize he changed his username… ushishishi
Sharky: VOI! Why the hell do you even need to use illusion!
Moneymon: Squalo…
Boss is No.1: anyway Fran, Boss wants to come to his room.
The awesome: yada, I'm at the climax…
Sharky: VOOI! What are you doing?
Boss is No.1: you just a little kid… and you are already watchin…
Blood Prince ushishishi… I think I know what Fran meant by climax
Moneymon: Squalo…
Sharky: I didn't know you are such a monotone pervert…
The awesome: Crazy Taxi is not hentai… sempais
Boss is No.1: Crazy Taxi -.-
Sharky: What's that?
*Moneymonexits the chat room*
Prince of Varia: I think mammon is pissed…
Sharky: Why?
Boss is No.1: oi! Fran! Boss is asking you to come!
Boss is No.1: NOW!
The awesome: Yada
Boss is No.1: You!
Sharky: why pissed?
Prince of Varia: He has been trying to talk to you…
The awesome: read the previous msg sempai
*Luss-nee enters the chat room*
Luss-nee: I'm back… woah more people here 3 isn't that great bel~
Boss is No.1: Fran find boss now
The awesome: no
Sharky: Holy S***! Where's mammon!
Luss-nee: I just saw him passing by my room…
Luss-nee: I think he's going to Boss's room…
Boss is No.1: erm… yes he just came in the room, talking to Boss now…
Prince of Varia: Ushishishi, you are in deep trouble, Squalo
Sharky: WTF
Sharky: WTF
Sharky: WTF
Sharky: WTF
Luss-nee: calm down squalo… at most you will get a wineglass~ he won't kill you~
Prince of Varia: at least not by Boss…
The awesome: I can help.
Boss is No.1: Boss taking out his laptop!
*Xenters the chat room*
Boss is No.1: BOSS!
Prince of Varia: I bet Levi just stood up in front of the comp, behind Xanxus, ushishishi
Luss-nee: Bosssu~ finally come online~
X: SHARK TRASH.
X: YOU OWE MAMMON $12183.
X: PAY NOW OR YOU DIE.
Sharky: ….
Sharky: VOI! Mammon! It's just money…
X: NOW.
Prince of Varia: ushishishi, prince's advice is to pay back…
Prince of Varia: immediately
The awesome: someone saying himself…
Sharky: ALRIGHT! I KNOW!
Sharky: Mammon, meet you in your room.
Luss-nee: aww that's how a brother should be 3
*Moneymon enters the chat room*
Moneymon: Thanks
Moneymon: who else… Levi…
Moneymon: $32847
Boss is No.1: WHYYYY! I don't rmb owing you at all!
Prince of Varia: Ushishishi, Levi… I didn't know you are such a spendthrift…
Moneymon: 10% was thanks to your lighting, destroying the roof antenna
Moneymon: 90% was the number of Boss's wine glasses threw at Squalo.
Boss is No.1: when did that amount under my account!
Boss is No.1: BOSS!
Prince of Varia: let me guess
Prince of Varia: mammon has transferred Boss's debt to Levi's… in exchange of threatening Squalo.
Prince of Varia: Am I right?
Moneymon: bingo!
Sharky: VOIIIII! You b******d! Is that even possible!
Luss-nee: can I try that next time? Mammon =)
The awesome: I will kill that prince sempai for you…
Prince of Varia: I will kill you before you do it b******d
Moneymon: terms and conditions apply
Boss is No.1: ='''( Bosssss
The awesome: he's just behind you, Levi-san~
X: LEVI
X: PAY IT OR GET LOST
Boss is No.1: HAI!
X: BEL
X: STOP BEING ONLINE FOR THE WHOLE DAY
Prince of Varia: but I'm bored…
X: MAMMON
X: BRING HIM TO SLEEP
Moneymon: I shall help you this one time…
X: LUSSURIA
X: WHERE'S MY DINNER
Luss-nee: hai hai 3 give me 30min and I will send it to your room~
X: TRASH
X: GET LOST
Sharky: VOII! YOU F***ING B******D!#$%^&*((&%&^$^#)
*Sharky exits the chat room*
X: FRAN
The awesome: ?
X: IN MY ROOM…
X: NOW!
*The awesome exits the chat room*
Boss is No.1: That brat! One word from Boss and he's gone…
Prince of Varia: Tch… do I really have to go sleep now?
Moneymon: haix not like I will get paid for making you sleep
Luss-nee: jaa, enjoy chatting… I'm going to cook dinner~
Luss-nee: anyone wants any?
Prince of Varia: ushishishi, Lussuria's food is worth eating…
Prince of Varia: make one for the prince
Moneymon: I paid for the grocery too. One for me…
Boss is No.1: I will eat what BOSS is eating!
Luss-nee: alright~ I will just cook for all 3
Luss-nee: please come down to the dining hall in 30min =)
*Luss-nee exits the chat room*
Prince of Varia: Where's Squalo?
Moneymon: I see smoke from his room… I guess he destroyed his comp.
Boss is No.1: OMG I found something shocking D:
Prince of Varia: What so shocking?
Boss is No.1: When did Boss and that brat get so close to each other!
Boss is No.1: they are having fun in front of the comp…
Boss is No.1: NOOO! That brat took my place =(
*Luss-nee enters the chat room*
Luss-nee: VOII!
Moneymon: is this Squalo or Lussuria?
Luss-nee: I'm using her comp… Voiii!
Prince of Varia: ushishishi… That name seems to suit you…
Luss-nee: gahhhhh I changing now…
I am Squalo: here I am! VOII!
Prince of Varia: what a lame name… ushishishi
Moneymon: nothing to expect from him anyway…
The awesome: Sempais… Luss-nee asking us down for dinner now…
I am Squalo: VOIII! When the hell you sign in!
Prince of Varia: must be illusion…
Boss is No.1: when did you leave Boss room, brat…
The awesome: when you were sulking over your comp, Levi-san
Boss is No.1: Boss's still smiling!
Boss is No.1: what did you show Boss!
The awesome: It's just… something
I am Squalo: VOII! What f***ing something!
Moneymon: Squalo… do not destroy Lussuria's comp… or the debt is on you…
Prince of Varia: Little one, what did you do to our Boss… ushishishi
The awesome: oh the genius prince is asking me a question
Prince of Varia: U LITTLE!
Moneymon: Bel, you too…
X: FRAN WHAT IS THE KEY FOR IT AGAIN?
The awesome: awds and lijk
Boss is No.1: What is that key!
I am Squalo: VOIII! why do you keep using CAPS!
Moneymon: You didn't know?
I am Squalo: WHAT!
Prince of Varia: Our boss doesn't know how to unlock the caps… ushishishi…
I am Squalo: …
I am Squalo: ARE YOU AN F***ING MAROON?
X: I WILL KILL YOU TRASH!
Luss-nee here: taken over from Squalo~
Luss-nee here: minna, stop fighting and get your ass to the dining hall now… unless you to eat cold food
Luss-nee here: wait for you downstair~
Prince of Varia: Before that, we still have a mystery to solv, ushishishi
Boss is No.1: that's right! What is the key!
Moneymon: I shall see the answer too
I am Squalo again: VOIII! hurry up and tell us NOW!
The awesome: Crazy Taxi
X: YOU ARE DEAD FRAN
*The awesome exits the chat room*
I am Squalo again: …
I am Squalo again: Lussuria calling me… bye
*I am Squalo again exits the chat room*
Boss is No.1: Boss is loading his guns… BYE!
*Boss is No.1 exits the chat room*
Prince of Varia: Say, mammon…we shouldn't let our food get cold…
Moneymon: I agree with you bel…
*Prince of Varia: & Moneymon exit the chatroom*
Number of participants in No.1 Varia chat room: 1X:
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Thanks for reading all the way! I hope you did laugh at some point XD
What do you think?
PLEASE REVIEW! I need comment~
