Hermione gets embarrassed by Malfoy infront of the whole school during breakfast and now she wants revenger. But what could possible go wrong? And what is it that he isn't telling her?...D/HR
Okay I've done like only two of these before and this is menna be stupid and would never happen but hey! It's fiction! And I never follow the story lines so here I go. Basic description would be that this is a Hermione/Malfoy story and if you don't like it then don't bother reading it. It is intended to had humour in it but I aint sure how good/bad it'll be lol. I'm making this up purely as I go along so I'm not sure of how it's going to end up but hopefully not too bad. ENJOY! D
A/N: so no-one decides to gob at me, I own none of the characters that r in the original books and films, unfortunately. (Oh the things I wud do to Draco if I owned him hehe)
Hermione Granger, respected Gryffindor and Head Girl, confidently walked through the corridors Of Hogwarts castle towards the dungeon. This smart and witty teen was on a mission. And not any old mission. Her mission was PAYBACK. And there was only one person she would stoop so low as to get back.
A few clues: blonde, snappy, arrogant, bigheaded, vain, selfish and not to mention breathtakingly HOT. But Hermione's payback was not what you'd expect seeing as she was dressed as if she was going on a night out. But that was not the case. Strutting down the corridor the cunning teen witch was wearing pink high-heels, a flare, slanted black skirt that came just above her knees and a pink boob-tube with the words Ready for Action written across the front of it.
She stopped in front of a portrait and looked around. Luckily in the middle of the night no-one, besides her that is, was walking around the castle. What helped her little plan was the fact that she knew that Malfoy had his own room next to the 7th year Slytherin dorm.
Now Hermione Granger had done some extreme changes over the summer, the outcome being that she now had shocking pink and blonde highlights in her hair that, instead of being a bushy knot, ran down the middle of her back in soft curls. She had grown a few inches and grown very nicely into her curves. Her wardrobe had also changed dramatically, instead of jumpers and baggy jeans, she now had her wardrobe full of tank tops, mini skirts, lots of shoes, hand bags (that she never went anywhere without now), mini shorts, fitted jeans and ¾'s, boob-tubes, well fitted tops etc…
You're probably wondering why Hermione wanted revenge on Malfoy. Ya think she'd have done it already after all the shit he's done and called her but she's resisted…until now that is. This time Malfoy went too far…
Over the summer, Hermione had broken up with her boyfriend Taylor. He also happened to be a Wizard but went to a school over in America.
Hermione had come back to school and the next morning during breakfast a howler had been delivered to her, settled on the table in front of her and then started shouting at her,
"You fucking bitch, I can't believe you've done this to me. ME! Well ya know what? I was cheating on you all along. Bet ya didn't know that you little slut. You don't deserve me, you don't deserve anybody and by the way you were shit in the sack!" The whole hall had gone silent while the letter exploded into flames. Hermione just sat there, her expression had not changed. She had learnt not to let any bad emotions show at all. Suddenly Malfoy burst out laughing and shouted across the hall,
'Hey Granger, surely he didn't actually fuck YOU' he said the word 'you' with disgust, 'How could anyone want to go out with you anyway. The stupid book loving, mudblood that you are!' He had that infamous smirk plastered upon his face. Everyone on the Slytherin table laughed out loud and even some from Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw joined in. Harry and Hermione had a looked of fury on their faces and looked to Hermione to see how she was taking this.
They were totally surprised to see the contemplative look on her face. She then looked over to Malfoy and raised her eyebrows in a way as if to say 'is that all you've got?' Now it was her turn to smirk as Malfoy went from laughter to utter confusion in just a matter of seconds. But as calm as she looked on the outside, inside her blood was boiling, That stupid fucking prat, how dare me make fun of me in front of everyone .I'm gonna make him pay if it's the last thing I do. Now what to do, what to do?
Harry and Ron were in such shock that they had nothing to say and decided that if Hermione was okay then they should all just keep on eating breakfast. Especially Ron who was already onto his second plate that morning.
That was the reason for Hermione walking to Malfoys' room dressed as she was. She was going to prove to him that she could easily get a boyfriend and just as easily get laid. He was never gonna know what hit him. She said the password to the annoyed portrait and quietly walked in. She instantly froze with what she saw in front of her…
