Epic Rap Battles of MLP!
Hello! This is Epic Battles of MLP, and I proudly present ponies that are in it, to win it!
WARNING: SOME LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, AND MEAN PONIES. THIS IS NOT RELATED TO EPIC PONY RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIAN HISTORY! Thank you, for understanding.
First up, Rainbow Dash vs. Derpy Hooves!
Rainbow Dash
Name's Rainbow Dash, everypony knows me,
A true BADASS as can be,
I can kick ass in a rap battle, easy!
I don't even need help from Pinkie!
I got swag, that's right, that's so true,
Nopony has that, sorry Derpy, nor do you.
And the pony who is going to win and is going to have a blast,
Everypony can guess it, that's right, RAINBOW DASH!
Derpy
Hello, everypony, I'm the best,
My eyesight's good, I'm going on a quest!
Rainbow, you look ugly and easy,
And, you kinda need help from Pinkie,
Sorry Rainbow, you're better off with Sonic, moo.
That's why Hasbro called it THE SONICRAINBOOM!
This battle is done to my awesome moves,
I demand you bow down to DERPY HOOVES!
Rainbow
Bow down to you? No way! You're poop!
Do you think anypony would want to be with you?
They went to see me rock the crowd!
Rapping everywhere in the freakin' town!
You sit there with your mouth agape,
While I rap all over the place,
I rock, I'm fast, and I have a face,
And if you deny it, fine! At least I can see straight.
Derpy
Hey! Who taught you to talk?
As well as you know, this was all Hasbro's fault!
No matter, it all came out fine,
It is you though, I just deny!
You're an egghead, you said so yourself,
You really need to call for help!
When Rarity finds you, she'll say,
"I can't believe you aren't wearing clothes, AGAIN today!"
WHO WON?
Next Up, Rarity VS Vinyl Scratch!
