It Sucks To Be George!
By:
Inu-Moon94
Disclaimer: I don't own Seinfeld or Avenue Q, yada, yada, yada.
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George Costanza was sitting on his couch in his rather sloppy apartment that he hadn't cleaned up in weeks since Susan's death in his boxers, eating a bucket of hot wings while flipping through channels. He stopped at one channel that was playing a broadway musical, Avenue Q, and they were performing his favourite song in the show, It Sucks To Be Me.
He finished up the last hot wing in his bucket, then wiped his face with the back of his hand and stood up when the Avenue Q cast was musically debating on who it sucks to be more than them.
"No, it sucks to be ME!" George sang.
"My fiancee died, I lived with my parents, I was unemployed countless times, and worst of all..." He paused in mid-song sentence dramatically.
"I'm short and bald!"
After a few moments of funny dialogue, a Japanese woman came up and asked,"Why are you all so happy?"
"Because it sucks to be us!" The rest of the cast members exclaimed along with George, who put his arms up in the air with dramatic happiness.
Costanza watched the rest of the song continue on without singing and soon sat down when it was close to ending.
When the song finished, he yelled at the top of his lungs,"IT SUCKS TO BE ME!!!"
