Austin walked into the dorm and set his things down,he thought to himself "I wonder who my doormate will be,may as well go to Home Room."
As soon as he went to walk out the door he heard a high pitched screaming "I'M GIVING BIRTH." Someone shouted as they birst into th room hitting Austin in the face.
"What the hell?" Austin heard a cheary voice say "Hi i'm Hunter." "You must be my doormate." Austin said with a laugh.
"Guess so." Hunter said as he reached into one of his bags,grabbing something that looked like a piece of paper,he asked, "Do we have any classes together?"
Austin took out his schedule and compared it to Hunter's. "Yes we do every single one of them" Austin said. "Bitching" Hunter said as he fistbumped Austin.
A bell rang signaling them to go to Home Room. Let's go Austin said as they walked to Home Room. In Home Room Norman,their HomeRoom teacher madethem give an oral presentationabout themselves.
Austin was first. "Hey i'm Austin Anderson" Austin said. "I'm aiming to be a Pokemon Master and to makesome good friends" Austin looked at a group of women who where conversing.
He kneeled down to one of them and said "I'm sorry beautiful but I was giving my presentation,If you could please be a bit more silentthat would be great." He smiled and patted her on the head.
She blushed and said "I-i'm sorry." Austin smiled and said it's alright and went back to the front of the class.
HUnter came up behind him and kicked him in the testicles. "SHE'S MINE." He yelled,Austin responded to this by roundhouse kicking Hunter in the face and pushing him to his desk.
"Anyways where was I?" "Oh yeah" Austin said. "Hunter and I will must likely be the comedian's here" Hunterscreamed in agony with his shrinking testicles going into his stomach.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BACK THERE." Austin yelled. The whole class laughed, "DETENTION" Norman yelled "GO CANCER A DICK" Austin yelled back to Norman.
The bell rang and they got up to go to their next class

~Editors note

I know this first chapter isn'tvery intersting but trust me it will get better

~Austin